Tattooed, Pregnant Cat Burglar Buys Marlboros after Theft
So let’s say you’re nine months pregnant. There’s something about pregnancy that makes you want to steal things. (After all, the last time you were pregnant, you stole another maternity ward patient’s purse.)
I find it pretty impressive that you were able to climb into a kitchen window in your delicate state. You want the karaoke machine? Okay, that’s not my cup of tea, but you may as well take it while you’re stealing the credit cards.
I was even willing to forgive you the shamrock tattoo on your boob. But then you go and ruin it all by buying a carton of Marlboro Reds with the stolen credit cards. Danielle, couldn�t you have bought some diapers or formula or Balmex to go along with the cigarettes?
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September 16th, 2005 at 4:07 am
The Boston Herald tries its hardest to be Boston’s equivalent of the New York Post. They will do anything they can to spice up the story.
That said, the woman in question has a history of petty crime and — the saddest part of the story — none of her four children live with her, and chances are the child she’s carrying won’t live with her either.
September 15th, 2005 at 9:15 pm
Ok, most of the story is insane and sort of impressive, it took balls to commit this crime. My only question? What does her being tattooed have to do with shit? Why did the Boston Herald feel that was so important? I have as many tats as this lady, but you WON’T catch my ass B&Eing to get money for cigs while pregnant!