Let Your Children Slay The Infidels in Their Sleep!
Direct from Heaven, it’s…the Armor of God PJs! Perfect for your little Crusader or Crusaderette (who will, of course, remain at home squeezing out babies while her husband slays the Muslims and the Atheists, natch). Why not? It’s been a long time since we’ve had a good children’s crusade.
Personally, I think they got the costumes wrong. Shouldn’t the text on the belts read "Chastity"?
Tip to Christian parents: Do not – repeat, do NOT – pack these pajamas with you on your missionary trip to Iraq. They may not go over as well as you planned.
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