Parents Performing Badly: K-Fed Provides Future Embarrassment for His Kids
It’s nice to take a break once in a while from blogging about murderers, rapists and cokeheads in the parenting spectrum, and instead focus my attention on someone whose worst crime is run-of-the-mill stupidity. Yes, folks, it’s time for more Britney Spears-Kevin Federline dish! This is hardly news by now, but I would be remiss in my bad parent blogging duties if I failed to discuss the lumbering disaster that was K-Fed’s performance at the Teen Choice Awards.
I’m not going to waste bits describing the train wreck, when you can easily watch it for yourselves. Good rap? Uh, no. Good blog fodder? Dude, it’s the gift that keeps on giving…
(By the way, you may wonder: Why a Britney photo instead of a Federline snap? Couldn’t help it. I mean, I cannot. Stop. Staring. At. Her. TITS. Holy Mary Mother of God. I’m quite familiar with pregnancy tits, thank you – but damn, those could feed a nation of millions. If I didn’t know that K-Fed had been slobbering all over them, I might actually be turned on!)
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