Bruce McMahan: The Dad Who “Married” His Own Daughter

Bruce McMahan and daughter Linda with wedding rings

Ready for a story with an “ick” factor that’s off the charts? Well, too damn bad – here it is. I owe thanks to Mr. Nice Guy for finding the disturbing story of Bruce McMahan, a millionaire investment broker who could have his pick of romantic partners. The one he really wanted, however, was the one he helped conceive. As Kelly Cramer from the Broward-Palm Beach New Times relates, McMahan and his daughter Linda Marie Hodge McMahan Schutt were “married” in a secret ceremony at Westminster Abbey.

How could a dad bring himself to do this, you may ask? Apparently, Mr. McMahan is quite the slut-puppy; he’s been spreading his seed around for a number of years, fathering a few children along the way. He didn’t even know that Linda existed until she was 18 years old. With no background of fatherly attachment upon which to draw, McMahan apparently thought she was bedpost-notch material. The faux marriage was the culmination of a years-long on-again, off-again sexual relationship. The whole shebang fell apart when McMahan’s fifth wife, whom he has divorcing, gained access to Linda’s Yahoo! account and uncovered the photos and email detailing the “passion that leads men straight to hell”, as McMahan himself put it. When he demanded that Linda deny his wife’s claim, she refused, leading to an explosion of court cases.

The legal wrangling quickly become nasty and disgusting; one of the pieces of evidence introduced was a vibrator that tested positive for both Schutt’s DNA and McMahan’s sperm (OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!). But all cases were apparently settled out of court very recently, and most of the documents sealed, with McMahan never copping to the incest allegations.

The New Times is taking a huge risk publishing this piece, which they did despite threats from McMahan’s lawyers. Good for them. While the daughter herself is no doubt flakier than a French croissant, there can be little doubt based on the evidence that Bruce McMahan went where no father should ever go. I’ve seen money and power do some fucked-up things to people, but this may well take the cake.

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  • Rakesh

    As we can see in all over the world in all civilizations , cultures and  traditions.  It’s not allowed a FATHER  can Marry with his own DAUGHTER. It’s really shameful for our humanity, People can’t control own their lust and after doing such a shameful act it’s very ridiculous such kind of people commit feel proud and always said they are in love.

    Is this really LOVE, Really  mankind forget the  difference between LOVE & LUST

    The people do such activity they are not socialized we much protest against them and through them out from society or batter is to through them out side of our Green Planet

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    • VVeryamused

      That story is an obvious fraud. Burt Kozloff, the author of your article, is apparently a failed hedge fund douchebag who was convicted on tax evasion charges:

      http://www.justice.gov/usao/nys/pressreleases/June07/kozloffplea.pdf

      Talk about ‘willing to lie for money’… Holy crap!

      • DailyCannibal

         Hedge fund?  Yes.  Douchebag?  Who knows?  Failed?  Hardly; in fact he was very successful.  Which led to a tax conviction for failing to pay roughly $40,000 in taxes in a year that he paid $1.2 million. 

  • Withheld

    Here are some links to Linda's sworn testimony in which she describes her allegedly incestuous affair with her father, investor David Bruce McMahan. Ugh! Don't watch these on a full stomach!

    http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9560/mediane

    http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/420/medianew

    http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/420/medianew

    http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/420/medianewti

    http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/420/medianew

  • Jonny

    This story is true. I know.

    • curious

      How do you know?

  • nate

    What are the behaviors or signs?

  • nate

    What are the behaviors or signs?

  • sfdude_2008

    Samantha, you’re right. I believe you.

  • sfdude_2008

    Samantha, you’re right. I believe you.

  • Samantha

    come on sfdude, follow your own advise, dont feed the trolls :) thats what he is. only says things like that to see what kind of response he gets…

  • Samantha

    come on sfdude, follow your own advise, dont feed the trolls :) thats what he is. only says things like that to see what kind of response he gets…

  • sfdude_2008

    Ismail, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? No one, not to mention that poor girl, ever has the right to suffer incest. How dare you imply that. May God help your soul, Ismail. How do you sleep at night?

  • sfdude_2008

    Ismail, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? No one, not to mention that poor girl, ever has the right to suffer incest. How dare you imply that. May God help your soul, Ismail. How do you sleep at night?

  • http://www.pohandost.com jalal

    hey you non-muslim, is islam and humanity permit you to marry your mom????????

  • http://www.pohandost.com/ jalal

    hey you non-muslim, is islam and humanity permit you to marry your mom????????

  • Ismail

    Wonderfull i want to marry whit my mom
    incest is best

  • Ismail

    Wonderfull i want to marry whit my mom
    incest is best

  • timmy

    Wow….can’t wait until my daughter is 18….lol

  • timmy

    Wow….can’t wait until my daughter is 18….lol

  • Devils Advocate

    The key here is that he did not even know of her until she was at least 18.

    Google “genetic sexual attraction”, a real (and unfortunate) phenomenon. Really pushes the definition of “natural”… but still.

  • Devils Advocate

    The key here is that he did not even know of her until she was at least 18.

    Google “genetic sexual attraction”, a real (and unfortunate) phenomenon. Really pushes the definition of “natural”… but still.

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  • http://supersnark.blogspot.com SuperSnark

    No kidding…WTF huh??? ^^ Must. Go. Vomit…

  • http://supersnark.blogspot.com/ SuperSnark

    No kidding…WTF huh??? ^^ Must. Go. Vomit…

  • Aerik

    oh, what the fuck ^^

  • Aerik

    oh, what the fuck ^^

  • padraig

    hi my name is padraig cuddy from newcastle galway in ireland. just wonderin if you and your daughter are up for givin me a hosedown??? cheers guys x x x x x

  • padraig

    hi my name is padraig cuddy from newcastle galway in ireland. just wonderin if you and your daughter are up for givin me a hosedown??? cheers guys x x x x x

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  • http://www.thezeroboss.com/ The Zero Boss

    Too bad that doesn’t explain away the emails, the photos, the vibrator, etc.

  • http://www.thezeroboss.com/ The Zero Boss

    Too bad that doesn’t explain away the emails, the photos, the vibrator, etc.

  • zarconius

    Looks like the daughter made it all up. Going after her own dad like this for money? That’s sick..

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/10012006/news/regionalnews/daddys_incest_gal_a_twisted_sister_regionalnews_susan_edelman.htm

    DADDY’S ‘INCEST’ GAL A TWISTED SISTER
    SHE MADE PERVYPASSES AT ME: SIB

  • zarconius

    Looks like the daughter made it all up. Going after her own dad like this for money? That’s sick..

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/10012006/news/regionalnews/daddys_incest_gal_a_twisted_sister_regionalnews_susan_edelman.htm

    DADDY’S ‘INCEST’ GAL A TWISTED SISTER
    SHE MADE PERVYPASSES AT ME: SIB