Toddlers found wandering in St. Pete’s
St. Pete mom, boyfriend charged after toddlers found wandering:
30-year-old Laquanda R. Dilworth and her penis, 24-year-old Alejandro M. Boyd, were arrested when Dilowrth’s toddlers were found wandering the streets of St. Petersburg, Florida hungry, thirsty and with loaded diapers.
The penis was left in charge of looking after the kids while Dilworth was elsewhere. Of course when police returned the kids to the home they noticed that the home was strewn with garbage including a garbage stuffed refrigerator.
Again being poor doesn’t mean you can’t clean the damn garbage in your house. And how hard is it to keep two toddlers from leaving your house?
Thanks to Bridget for the tip.
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May 6th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Another stupid mother entrusting her blessings to her stupid penis. AAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!! So, let’s just say best case scenario — the little tikes wandered out when penis was napping. That still does not explain their being hungry, thirsty, and wearing full diapers. This is more than a case of children wandering off. And how much you wanna bet penis does not work?
With apologies to all you great step-parents and significant others who are great to your spouses/gf/bfs kids: The facts speak for themselves — children have a much greater chance of being beaten, sexually abused, or killed when the mother brings in a boy-friend or new husband. It’s true. I will find the study and link it here. Women need to understand this! They have got to quit putting their need for a man above their own children.
May 6th, 2009 at 8:22 am
I agree, LIsa. That’s another reason I gave my hubby for wanting to keep him around, instead of collecting on insurance if he goes and gets his butt killed. In addition to the fact that I love him, and no amount of money would be sufficient to take away the pain of losing him, I would have to spend the rest of my life (or at least the next 16 years, until my youngest is in college) alone. My hubby said that I could easily find someone to date/marry – and that is probably true. But having six kids, I would be paranoid of the motives of anyone who would even CONSIDER a relationship with me. I would assume that anyone willing to take on the added responsibility of a wife and six children (5 of them girls) must either be a pedophile, or completely insane. Neither of which appeals to me in the least. There’s only room for one crazy person in this house, and I have the monopoly on that market, and there’s no room for pedophiles at all (unless they suddenly pass a law stating that I can display their heads on a pike in my yard and call it ‘garden art’).
I would be a very lonely person if something were to happen to my hubby. As crazy as he makes me, he’s the only one I trust around our kids. And I wouldn’t risk the lives of my children for ANYTHING, especially not a man….
May 6th, 2009 at 8:31 am
By the way – how old were the toddlers? Were they both hers, or one belonging to each of the ‘adults’? And again…..HOW did two babies escape from the house and manage to wander around (long enough to be found hungry, thirsty, and with full diapers) without the parent(s) noticing they were gone? My 3-year-old can open the back door and get into our back yard (we are in the process of looking for a latch that can be installed high enough that he can’t reach it even if he climbs on something), but I know within minutes – most of the time, seconds – when he goes out. Maybe it’s instinct, or maybe I have a ‘mommy sixth sense’, but I generally know where my kids are, even when they are not in front of me. How could that man NOT have known the kids were gone? Mind-boggling…
May 6th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Neither the birth organism nor the penis are employed.
May 6th, 2009 at 10:00 am
That figures…. dont work but cant seem to clean the shit outta their house!
May 6th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Kids can be great escape artists. That’s why we’ve had safety knobs, funky latches, etc. on our doors. I was very shocked when I saw my then 3 y/o figure out the deadbolt and latching system so he could get outside. He even dragged a toy chair over so he could reach it better. I think I went 3 or 4 years without ever getting to pee (jk!).
BUT, in the FL case… the kids were hungry, dirty, and wandering for HOW LONG? Give the kids to some couple who can’t have any of their own and will lavish them with love and affection and the necessities like clean diapers and food.
May 6th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
You stupid mother! That vile fat whore so-called mom is one truly fat ugly bloated bitch. She truly cared more about her filthy fat precious penis…AND ACTUALLY FORGOT THAT SHE HAD BLESSINGS!!!!!! WAKE UP CALL!!!!!!!!
As I just said, again, Laquanda Dilworth is an actually fat ugly obese bloated bitch.
May 6th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
i have to agree with kathy…turn your back on some little skittles and they’re outta here. my twins 4 year olds still can’t be left unattended for even the shortest period of time or they get themselves into trouble. i have a 5ft. fence all the way around my back yard with a lock on the gate. they can still figure out how to get out. (no, they’re not alone on their own as i type this…they’re sleeping right next to me).
the thing is, in an apartment, i would think you would notice right away if 2/3 of the kids escaped. the fact that they were hungry; thirsty; and dirty with full diapers and there was no food in the home adds to it though. hopefully, this will be a wake up call for mom and she’ll get things together before child services does it for her.
May 6th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Angel, I have heard that about pedophiles — it is one of the many tactics they use to get access to children — they seek out single mothers. I also would be single for a very long time, focused only on my children, if my husband were to pass while they are still young. I think I remember Samantha saying something like that, because she didn’t want to take the risk.
May 6th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Yes, it is amazing how even the littlest ones can figure out very early how to open doors, etc. I’m sure it has happened to all of us very good parents. Things for this couple are way out of control beyond escaping and adventurous tots. I see the mother’s mug-shot — yup, sfdude, I looked
, and she looks seriously messed up, like she is on drugs to me. Drugs and penis’s — two reasons Mothers Go Bad.
May 6th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
trench, that is something I have ALWAYS said. Being poor doesn’t mean you can’t clean up after yourself! I hate seeing these cases. No child deserves to be treated badly and grow up in trash. I am not very economically gifted and yet my house is very clean. doesn’t cost a penny.
May 7th, 2009 at 4:25 am
Stupid question but is the children in welfare now? And did the cop give them something to eat before he took them back to their house? And how did the cops find out where they live?
This so just so sad, I have a two year old and I would NEVER let something like this happen to him, and I will never let my child go hungry. I dont care how poor a person can be – you always make a plan to feed and clothed your child. If you cant manage give the child up for adoption – why must he suffer??????
May 7th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Sad the parent had no food or anything to drink for the kids in the house…maybe they were trying make a break for it. Get away from these POS.
Kids are smart and can figure out how to get out of the house. My 2 YO can work a dead bolt, but I don’t worry about that…When I saw my oldest do it for the first time…I bought a a deadbolt kits and installed it at the top of the door. Now they will need to be 5 ft tall before they can open the door.
May 7th, 2009 at 8:37 am
Even with the deadbolt at the top of the door, Monk, you don’t need to get too complacent. Before they turned three, each of my children had figured out how to drag a chair over to the door, and climb up to remove the chain and latch locks. I don’t even bother using them anymore – I just make sure I know where the little ones are, and listen for the door to open. lol
May 7th, 2009 at 9:31 am
tall kids…even with a chair My 5 year old can’t reach the dead bolt. She would never do it anyway…she knows better. I don’t ever get complacent, I just made adjustments to provide that extra protection. As Mad Eye Moody from Harry Potter says…”Constant Vigilance”…
May 7th, 2009 at 10:48 am
I liked that character, too. And his advice….
May 7th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
MONK that is a very good point. Not many people do that, and I m planning to now that my 2 year old can reach it. I have a neighbor who lets her baby run wild, it’s so sad. She is only 3 and I found her walking around outside at about 8 at night! I might suggest those to her too…She’ll be blogged about next, I am sure..
SOME Parents these days really need a good kick in the ass.
May 7th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
The primary reason that I don’t worry about my locks is that my yard is fenced in, and I have a latch on the gate that my 3-year-old cannot work. All of my other kids know better than to even try. I also have two dogs who would gladly chew the arms off of anyone who thought about walking up to the gate to ’snatch’ one of my kids. If I ever move, I will probably invest in a whole slew of childproof locks and other gadgets. I’m not planning a move anytime soon, though….
July 21st, 2009 at 5:42 pm
@Angel
You can install deadbolts that require a key to get in AND to get out–my mother, who lives in the Detroit area, has these. The only possible issue would be getting out in case of a fire…you’d have to make sure to keep the key close by.
July 22nd, 2009 at 8:42 am
@Alexandra:
My homeowners insurance company frowns on double-key-deadbolts, for just the reason you mentioned – fire. According to our policy, we are not allowed to have one installed.