Who Needs Beds? We’ve Got BEER!!!!
Thanks to April, I have this little gem for you all…..
From the great state of SC, we have John and Amy Davis, who may not be big on home decorating, but they have plenty of beer……as a matter of fact, that was pretty much ALL they had in their refrigerator when police came by to check on the family, after a friend of one of their children mentioned something was amiss in the house. By amiss, I mean the girl was crying because she saw a fight while she was at her friend’s house.
Mr. Davis opened the door to the police while holding an open beer in his hand, and the officers said there was little furniture and no beds, but the house reeked of alcohol. Go figure, huh? There was also the requisite trash and clothing on the floor, and no viable food. Wow! With serious drinkers like these, I would have at least expected them to have the peanuts and pretzels…..maybe they were planning to make a drunken Taco Bell run later that evening.
Mrs. Davis spent almost the entire time the police were there in the bathroom yelling. The police said John claimed his wife was manic/bipolar, and said she was ‘grossly intoxicated’. OK….so, ummmm…… what was John’s excuse? Was he too stupid, or just too lazy to remove his kids from such an environment? Oh, wait….that’s right – he was too DRUNK!
Anyway, the three kids said their mother was frequently abusive, and one of the children, a girl, had scratches and redness under her eyes. The girl also said that her birth vessel picked her up by the throat and slammed her to the ground, then snatched her back up by the hair and did it again. What a winner! I wonder what dad was doing while mommy dearest was beating the living daylights out of the kids? My guess would be wondering how much longer the beer would last. And if he would be able to get to the store and back without getting a DUI.
Both DNA donors were arrested, and the children placed in protective custody.
