Stop Boiling Your Babies!
baby boiler Jeff
Article here, and here.
Details are sketchy at this time, but Jeffrey Morris has been arrested for scalding his four month old daughter last weekend. She was burned during her bath on Saturday, but the sperm donor didn’t bother to seek treatment for her until the next day. And how about that look on his face up there? Looks like he’s pouting. I guess getting arrested for child abuse and other charges wasn’t on his agenda, huh?
How hard is it to figure out if the water is too hot to bathe a baby? If you can’t tell by using your own judgment, then please….go buy a freakin’ thermometer!
Although there has been no official word on the infant’s current condition, her burns have been described as ’severe’. Morris is currently being held without bond.
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October 27th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Haaaa!! I didn’t know you were gonna write this one up. I couldn’t find enough info (well, I guess there was enough to know he’s a douche). That mug shot kills me. He is scary looking. Who on Earth dropped their panties for that??? Yikes! He actually looks liek the type of person that was boiling the baby for soup.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Some people do not use the brain they were born with.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I’m not so sure he has a brain in that big old alien dome. He hasa HUGE head, but he looks sort of brainless… MONGO WANT NUM NUM TREETZ!!!
October 27th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Why wouldn’t “daddy” bath the baby? That’s one thing most half decent daddies do since they don’t breastfeed.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Not defending numbnuts here, but I’ll admit to having trouble getting the bath temp just right. I usually end up with the water being too cold because I’m afraid of burning the baby, because babies burn much more easily than we do. Water we might consider bracingly hot can actually scald a baby. Still, I agree with Luvs … where was the mother? Did she not hear the baby screaming? Did she not notice the burns when she changed the baby’s diaper? There’s a lot more to this than has been reported yet, methinks …
October 27th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
The suggested proceedure for checking the temperature of baby’s bath water, is simply to place your wrist into the water. If it stings its to hot. I was nervous myself the first time I bathed my daughter, but I quickly learned that if it was hotter than the bottle she puts in her mouth or if it was to hot for my wrist, it was to hot for her.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I bought a ducky with a TOO HOT message on the bottom that would become visible if the water was too hot. I always thought the water was too cold even if the TOO HOT showed up. But, I always obeyed the message. The duck cost about $2.
I don’t know enough yet to know if the father did it on purpose or just made a horrible mistake. But, I am having a hard time understanding why he waited until Sunday to take the baby to the doc. My husband always helped bathe the children. He also can change the stinkiest poop without flinching… And, he doesn’t wince at spit up either. So, I don’t see a problem with dads bathing babies. I do see a problem if it turns out that the dad in this news article knew he hurt the baby but tried to hide it.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Yes, clearly this penis shouldn’t have been bathing a child and I would love to know where mommy was between the bath and Sunday.
But daddies should bath babies.
However the “right” bath temperature according to most of those toys is too cold for many babies. My second would scream like a banchee if you put him in anything close to the “right” coolness. And when you have a baby that couldn’t even take a bath for his first 2 weeks because his temperature was too unstable you tend to respect it when they say they are too cold. However the water was never so hot he turned pink let alone got burned.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
I think those toys operate on the “Better safe than sorry” mentality. As do I.
October 29th, 2009 at 2:23 am
Cruelty at it’s finest. Again.
October 31st, 2009 at 12:03 am
I swear, some people are so GD stupid. or they don’t care. Probably BOTH. What a sorry sack of shit. I’d love to stick his weiner in a pot of boiling water and watch him squirm. “Oh, sorry..did that hurt? No aloe vera for you”(in the soup nazi voice)Seriously though I’d do it!
October 31st, 2009 at 12:13 am
I think I love sarah.
October 31st, 2009 at 12:15 am
Me too. Painful punishment AND a Seinfeld reference!
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:06 am
April, yes me too. How about a habenero sauce on that weeny? Or do you like yours sliced up?
thanks Sarah, you can boil these dome-heads (per)April, thanks for that too) any time you want. In fact, Trench, can you hire Sarah for a very elite job for all of the persona-non-grata penis’s on this site? April, ask Trench, Sarah can cook ‘em up, we can serve them ANYWAY WE WANT AND WE WON’T BE NICE. OK? I went to Arizona and have some sauce that if you use a drop it start another Chicago fire. I think that would be a good recipe.
November 6th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Just ANOTHER case of “Ghetto Lobster”.
TNB
November 13th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
ahh shucks, thanks guys.