The man from Nantucket is a scumbag
Nantucket man held in alleged infant assault:
There once was man from Nantucket. Who allegedly got drunk and beat his infant son until he vomited on Christmas Day after beating his baby’s mama on Christmas Eve. Yeah I know it doesn’t rhyme but 22-year-old Gerson Lopez of Nantucket is accused of everything I just said. He is also known as Gerson Francisco Lopez Delgado You Killed My Father Prepare To Die. No wait, that was someone else.
The child was airlifted to Boston where doctors say he may have a brain injury.
So can you come up with a better limerick for this scumbag? All I can come up with is telling him to “suck it”.
Thanks to Robin for the tip.
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January 7th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
A Man from Nantucket
knows how to fuckit
The Man from Nantucket
needs a bucket
Because the Man from Nantucket
Is going to a place where the men will suck it.
(and he’s going to be heaving……….)
January 4th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Trench – You know if you leave me with a few words I can ryme damn near anything. You must have forgotten about the “Happy Mether’s Day” rymes. Sheesh!!
January 4th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
f-cker!!! that is all I can say here!
January 4th, 2010 at 4:26 am
there once was a man from nantucket
who beat his baby boy till he chucked it
he also beat the mom
now is hiding him bum
as the boys in jail all want to f*** it!
that aside what a piece of crap, i never get how someone could hurt a defenseless kid
January 2nd, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Why the heck was this infant left in this guys care? If he beat HER up on Christmas Eve, did it get reported, THEN he beat the infant or what? I am confused. Regardless, this guy should get the max. There once was a guy from Nantucket, whose theory on life was just “f&(k it”, so he beat up his girl, made his infant son hurl, hope he rots in a cell, he can go “suck it”.
Don’t mean any disrespect to that poor child. Always left to suffer at the hands of a jerk.