Drunk Michigan Mom blows a .28 trying to pick up daughter from school

Police: Drunk Mom at Ferndale High School:

Cops: Drunken mom tries to pick up girl from Ferndale school:

53-year-old Bernice Davis of Detroit, Michigan is your new champion standing high atop the PBB BAC Board. While trying to pick up her daughter from Ferndale High School Davis was allegedly so drunk that her daughter, wisely I might add, would not get into the car with her. School staff contacted police who say Davis blew a mind numbingly .28 on the breath test. That’s is more than 3 times the legal limit in the US.

Not surprisingly weed and Xanax were also said to be found in the car.

Congratulations Ms. Davis. Currently you are our Most Drunken Parent To Put Their Kids At Risk on PBB.

Thanks to Sun Runner for the tip.

  • cathyjblake

    Thank god her daughter had enough sense to refuse to get in the car and tell her teachers. Not many kids would be strong enough to do the same.

  • Anonymous

    Thank god her daughter had enough sense to refuse to get in the car and tell her teachers. Not many kids would be strong enough to do the same.

  • bellasmommy

    April I was thinking the same thing… some guy blew his wad in her eye lmao!! Maybe she drank so much to kill the pain… what a dumb ass if your gonna drink stay home… atleast her daughter was brave enough to stand up for herself…

    • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

      So glad someone elses mind works in pornographic overtime. I thought it was just me. But you KNOW I’m a kinky bitch. Thanks for the giggle. šŸ˜‰

  • bellasmommy

    April I was thinking the same thing… some guy blew his wad in her eye lmao!! Maybe she drank so much to kill the pain… what a dumb ass if your gonna drink stay home… atleast her daughter was brave enough to stand up for herself…

    • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

      So glad someone elses mind works in pornographic overtime. I thought it was just me. But you KNOW I’m a kinky bitch. Thanks for the giggle. šŸ˜‰

  • sarah

    Yeah, that eye’s freaking me out.Is that lazy eye or cirrosis eye? If looks could kill she’d kill around corners…

  • sarah

    Yeah, that eye’s freaking me out.Is that lazy eye or cirrosis eye? If looks could kill she’d kill around corners…

  • Jenn from NM

    Looks like blown blood vessels, which is apparently fairly common when you get completely shitfaced like an asshat (which basically means not drinking enough water to keep yourself hydrated, alcohol dehydrates you, thus the massive hangiver headache šŸ‘æ ). From the look on her face, I would bet she has a massive hangover coming on, especially if she had the other stuff in addition to that much booze. And I have to say, you’re pretty sad if you’re that shitfaced before your child is out from. it may be five o’ clock somewhere, but jezzus, at least wait til your kids are home so you can pickle yourself without risking vehicular manslaughter.

    • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

      Is it wrong that my initial assumption about the “eye” was that it was a Glory Hole romp gone bad? Then I was thinking that maybe, just maybe, the arresting officer kicked her ass.

  • Jenn from NM

    Looks like blown blood vessels, which is apparently fairly common when you get completely shitfaced like an asshat (which basically means not drinking enough water to keep yourself hydrated, alcohol dehydrates you, thus the massive hangiver headache šŸ‘æ ). From the look on her face, I would bet she has a massive hangover coming on, especially if she had the other stuff in addition to that much booze. And I have to say, you’re pretty sad if you’re that shitfaced before your child is out from. it may be five o’ clock somewhere, but jezzus, at least wait til your kids are home so you can pickle yourself without risking vehicular manslaughter.

    • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

      Is it wrong that my initial assumption about the “eye” was that it was a Glory Hole romp gone bad? Then I was thinking that maybe, just maybe, the arresting officer kicked her ass.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Stupid bitch. WTF is up with her eye? Pink eye?

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Stupid bitch. WTF is up with her eye? Pink eye?