The dimly lit man over there is 37-year-old Johnny Winn. He was arrested in Cold Spring, NY for driving drunk and having a BAC of .32.
When I posted about the woman who blew a .39 I knew no one would come close. However I would be willing to give Winn some style points for driving drunk with two kids on the hood.
Alas that’s not how the scoring works but Winn not only gets himself arrested but he finds himself in 2nd place on the drunk board.