Parenting so bad it's criminal
To those who are offended by the jokes that we make here at (P)BB I have one thing to say…
We’re not politically correct and it’s not our job to make sure that you’re not offended.
How anyone can worry about a little cussing when people are raping toddlers and burying their murdered children in two different states is beyond me.
Too many people are concerned with being politically correct. Plus, not many people like strong women. I speak my mind. I’m not suffering from lack of self esteem. Fuck it…. I’m not most women. I’m…. April. What you see is what you get. So, chicks either love me or hate me. They either see me as someone they want on their side or a threat. It’s the story of my life, really. And that’s just the chicks that don’t see me. Once they see me, they hide their husbands and find more reasons to hate me. I kinda love it.
I already love you BUT my hubby would love you too.
He loves smart women with attitude.
He even tells people that. Hence our 39 year marriage.
You are just downright lovable.
STOP!!! You all are gonna make my head HUGE!!!
*just sits back and basks in the BB chatter*
I love all you guys.
Bask away, baby.
I have to agree with the rest April – you are the almighty one when it comes to words. You have the ability to bring a comeback like non-other and I envy that! It’s because if this site that I have broken out of any kid of shell and feel the power to speak my mind in a more colorful way.
And since you have given me the oppurtunity to write up some stories – that alone has given me confidence like nothing else as well.
I know I’ve told you before but it doesn’t get old – this site truely is one of my favorites and I think it always will be!
Wow. I’m speechless right now. I love you all. I’m so lucky to be in such great company here. I do have to thank Trench for that, though. He’s the one that had enough faith in me to let me be his right hand “man”.
I wonder if these idiots complain to every site they are offended by. I’d never sleep again if I started ranting like a lunatic to every site I found offensive. Keep up the good work everyone and thanks for the laughs every now and again. If you don’t have a laugh from time to time this shit would drive you to madness!! 😉
I think this person found a picture I posted to be in poor taste. I, in no way, meant for it to come across as racist. On the plus side, only one person complained… so it could just be that they were too sensitive. Chance are…..
I love this site!! However the Drill sgt pic made me throw up in my mouth a bit. (My EX is a DS and I FUCKING HATE HIM…. OK now on to clean.
Here’s a statement to those who were and are offended. Stop and think of the offenses done to the children of those monsters. Trench, keep up the good work. When you start pissing people off, you know you’re doing your job.
It wasn’t Trench that pissed someone off. Fuck…. It’s never him. It ws me (again). As usual….
Which is why we all sit at your feet gazing at you in adoration.
Wow…. Just…. wow.
Your ability to piss off the fucktards is part of your charm! I personally would hate to see you edit yourself in any way because you’re not just imagining it … you ARE darn near perfect!
Does you husband know that I dream about nekkid hot tubbing with you?
HAH! If he did he’d be right there in the hot tub with both of us! What man wouldn’t?
Bring on the bubbles, then. Mind if I invite The Shadow?
Have fun with that one, April!
OMG…. sick fucking basatard! He did it on purpose and mommy doesn’t believe it. Come on now! He is already a CONVICTED MURDERER! and…. he looks to be smirking in his picture! What a dick!
I’m writing that one Deena. I was gonna give it to IHK2, but it’s Texas. I had to grab it.
well you are perfect for it, because he is a useless piece of rat shit and a convicted murderer that the baby’s mother would be so insulting to believe that any SANE person would actually believe he did not intentionally burn this baby. I’m sick about it and I hate him and her!
I don’t even know if that comment made sense, but I am pissy today, the day started bad and just, continues to get worse and reading that pissed me off more.
Sorry for the rant!
Being pissy makes you lovable. It lets me know that you aren’t perfect.
I am pretty sure… my pissy mood made me a few enemies here at work as I sent out a message to out entire fleet of trucks this morning. ” PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT DUE TO THE HOLIDAYS THE NEXT 2 WEEKS PAPERWORK NEEDS TO BE IN THE OFFICE BY THURSDAY 4PM, IF IT IS NOT HERE WHEN I LEAVE, YOU WILL NOT HAVE A PAYCHECK, NO EXCEPTIONS. I REPEAT – NO EXCEPTIONS! DO NOT EVEN ASK!” yeah pretty sure i got bombarded with calls to tell me I’m mean! Fuck it, I have job to do and 200 people to pay and I cna’t worry about the lazy ass fuckers that don’t want to be bothered with getting their shit in on time.
You thought I was perfect??? *blushing* Thanks!
I still think you are perfect. You got me beat by a mile… Beautiful, sweet, smart….. I could learn a thing or two from you.
thank you…. I feel the same way about you!
Let’s see, shall we? I’m not beautiful… I’m sort of cute (ish). I’m not sweet – I’m down right bitchy. And smart?? Smart ASS, maybe.
You are so…. beautiful, you are and always have been sweet to me and you are too smart for your own good!
I love you and always will. You are great friend! If anyone has anything else to say about you they can take it up with me!
Awww. Shucks. You’re making me blush – and that NEVER happens.
I only speak the truth my dear!
I don’t think it’s asking too much for people to get their shit together if they want to get paid. Just how lazy are people these days, anyway?
you would be amazed… I mean we are talking about their paychecks. You’d think making sure I have it on time would priority #1 but no, I have to get bitchy to get it on time so…. if it’s not here no paycheck they can all explain to their wives why… I hate to be that way at Christmas but, we all know it’s the holidays, it comes at the same time every year!
No need to apologize. You’re entirely correct to be pissed about baby killing cowards and the desperate man hungry skanks who defend them.
I fucking love you more than words can express. I do. I want to have your babies….. Is that possible? Can I at least try?
Certainly. Trying is the best part.
I’m fun to try with, too. A total perfectionist… Go big or go home…. Know what I mean?
I do. “Stay up until the job is done” is my motto.
I’m loving you more and more. How do you feel about…. blondes?
http://www.aolnews.com/2010/10/26/police-pa-mom-killed-her-babies-kept-bones-in-closet/ here is a cow to blog about that should stir something up
I wrote this one up. Here is the link:
5’3″, BIG blue eyes, spunky, with a potty mouth blonde?? One that appreciates a hawt woman as much as she does a hawt man???
You’re playing my song.
SCORE!!! I’ll bring the beer, you bring the camera.
thanks bad day! very bad day!
I got this tip from several people this morning. I’m working on it, and I plan to piss people off, and I know there will be asshole defenders. Baby mama is standing by her man!!!
Hell, she was probably standing by him when he dumped his poor baby in pot of hot water Well, thanks love to hear the commentaries from BB. And why did PBB become BB? I remember going to PBB back in 01 or something.
Trench will have to explain the name change. I’m okay with it – as long as it’s still out place to rant and is still under Trench’s command.
I love you too, in that non nekkid mud-wrestling sort of way 😉
Mmmmmmm… Naked mud-wrestling.
WAIT! You are the first person to EVER tell me they don’t want to get nekkid an mud wrestle me!! What the fuck? Am I losing my touch?
not mud, ky jelly maybe, like in Old School?
Ick. I’d do baby oil, but not KY. Ick.
I ♥ Jello.
Yeah, it’s great.
I’ll leave the naked jello wrestling to you though.
I would totally roll naked in jello. Ask anyone who knows me.
LOL my hubby would probably like it 😛 Not sure how I’d feel, don’t care for being that dirty lol
I don’t like being dirty… But I like being naked. I’m one of those strange women that is okay with her naked self. Hmph. Go figure.
When b5media sold me PBB they could give me the blog but not the domain name for some reason so I went ahead with the site as BB. Plus I was never a fan of the PBB name.
Dip this D*** into some boiling water…WAIT! DROWN him in it but first make sure you piss in it and make him swallow some because this is all the energy and time that the D*** is worth
Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.
hahahahaha…. Love it!
Please do not change, this is the only place that keeps it real. I’m tired of having to watch my mouth every where I go, or turn my head, because you don’t know who you mind “offend” really take a chill pill people, I miss the old days
We won’t change. As long as you like us, that’s all that matters.
I’m offended by your use of a beloved cultural icon to defend the cynical, bigoted, racist, un-Christian and just outright nasty black humor we practice here at BB.
Really. I’m going to go read Emily Post now.
I love that it was someone bitching about a pic I posted that prompted this from Trench. How many people have complained about my potty mouth? He never defends me or posts a response…. But now, the one time I have a heart and remove a pic to save the feelings of some girl that forgot to put on her big girl panties before reading BB…… Sheesh. I can’t win. This is proof I just need to say “fuck it” and let Trench handle all of the bull shit. Just keep being me and fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.
For the record, I am probably MOST offended when someone posts racial comments. My aunt is married to an amazing black man, and my other aunt is dating an amazing black man. My best friend is married to a black man and I’m positively in love with their bi-racial baby. So…. if I wasn’t offended, and my bestie even thought the pic was comedy…. *shrugs* I guess it takes one overly PC twit to shake shit up. Go figure.
Haha, yeah, right!? Should put up a pic of a cute kitten on the front of the site and redirect them to the Disney.com site 😛 if you can’t take the heat, stay the f*** out of the kitchen, coz when momma’s cookin, you’re gonna get burned! If it’s one thing I can’t stand it’s a child murderer/torturer, and let’s not get started on the stupid family members who come on here and defend their families who aren’t worth the t.p Trench wipes his ass with. What this site is for is to raise awareness of child abuse, and if you can’t get angry at these cases, then you’re probably one to abuse children yourself!
I love you. I just do.
I did actually defend your potty mouth on the Facebook page once.
Did you? Wow. You DO care.