Parenting tip: animal killers do not make good babysitters!
The lovely photo above is the result of death by electrocution…oh, wait I’m getting ahead of myself again. That’s what I hope this walking wank gets for what he has done. The mother is just as responsible, IMHO, but we’ll get to that later. Donald Bayne, of the porcupine hair fiasco, has been charged with torturing a baby and first-degree child abuse. Yes, folks, at the ripe old age of 23, this guy already knew what he wanted to do with his life – torture defenseless babies. He appears to be pretty good at it, too, if the extent of sustained injuries can be used as an indicator of natural, raw talent. The injuries to the 9-month old baby girl include multiple skull fractures and internal injuries. Although both articles mention that this waste of DNA punched the baby in the head (yes, PUNCHED) multiple times, nothing is mentioned about his hitting her anywhere else. But since ‘internal injuries’ is a term usually used to describe soft tissue injuries to the torso, I wonder what else this scum-licking scavenger did to cause such injuries. At least he’s saving the taxpayers a little bit of money, since he already confessed to punching the child repeatedly in the back of the head because she was crying in her playpen and wouldn’t stop. We all know how well that technique works at silencing a screaming, crying child…almost never, unless the child is killed – then it’s pretty much guaranteed to work in his/her favor. Dead babies rarely cry, after all….
Did I mention that this fine specimen of a man neanderthal had been previously convicted of beating a dog to death? Yup, he was. Which leads me to the egg donor’s role in all of this. I refuse to believe that this girl did not know that the author of her uterine utopia had previously been convicted of such a heinous crime. After all, it was public record. And since she knew what he was capable of, she should have, at the very least, had sense enough to keep the doggie death-dealer away from her offspring. Instead, she has him babysit for her. Good call, mom! Now your child is irreparably damaged – but, hey, at least you got some good sex out of the deal, right? The baby, on the other hand, suffered damage that is “severe, and likely long-lasting,” according to County Prosecutor, Tony Tague. Here’s hoping Donald suffers some of the same while incarcerated – perhaps he can be made to walk like a duck, so he can be called Donald Duck by cellmates who like Disney cartoons.
I don’t know if any readers have sent in tips about this or not, since I ran across the article this morning on my own, and wrote it up before checking with Malevolent April. Anyone who has sent a tip, or has additional info they want to add, will be added (and duly thanked) as soon as I find out.
Thanks are due Melissa, who sent in a tip, and April who posted an additional link in comments.
