Bradie Simpson is a Possessed Baby Throat Slittin’ Whack-job
I know this little tale of Possession and bad motherhood isn’t exactly breaking news, and for that I apologize, but let me first start by saying that if a woman comes to you with a baby and says “I’m possessed and I might hurt this child”…believe her, take the kid and haul ass. If only the pastor of First Baptist Church of Camdenton did that back in October, Simpson’s infant daughter wouldn’t be in critical condition from the throat slashing her “demon hosting” mom gave her.
It seems like Bradie Simpson has been doing a bit of drugs and going batshit bananas the last couple of months… The day before she almost killed her baby girl, Simpson called the cops to tell them that she thought her neighbor shot himself. Uh, okay that’s great and all but (*Cue the Twilight Zone theme music), the neighbor was totally fine. …. A few hours later Simpson’s older son called to report his mom missing and after a 3 1/2 hour search (*Cue the Exorcist theme music)….they found Linda Blair…uh, I mean Bradie Simpson about 225 ft. from her mobile home with her infant daughter covered in blood. The little girl had lacerations to her neck and so did Simpson herself. Police found heroin spoons in her trailer and she was arrested for first degree assault and armed criminal action…should be attempted murder if you ask me.
Apparently when the pastor was confronted by this “possessed”, (eye roll) more like high as a friggin’ kite nut job, he did call the cops, the baby was placed with Missouri Division of Social Services, and was supposed to be testifying about the incident at the church. How she got the baby back is beyond me?…. What’s even more bizarre is that Simpson was under the states care before the hearing?….To quote the Church Lady “Hmmm…Could it be SATAN???”
* Thanks to HFlowers for the tip!
***Thanks to Shannie for the write-up.***