A new scapegoat…the ROCKS did it!
The two pissed-off puppies above have been arrested in Monticello, Arkansas, for the murder of the she-dog’s 2-year-old daughter, Aubriana Coke. Daniel Pedraza, 23, and Victoria Pedraza, 21, apparently decided that it would be fun to punch a two-year old so hard that her small bowel would tear apart. Among other atrocities committed against this defenseless baby were multiple bruises in the abdominal area, plus bruising to the chest, arms, legs and face. Upon further examination during autopsy, bruises were found on little Aubriana’s scalp – some old, some new.
What excuse did the birth vessel and her cooter-shooter attempt to pass off as the cause? No, it wasn’t the bathtub, the bed, the stairs or any other household fixture – it was the ROCKS! They claim that Aubriana fell off of a dock on to some rocks, and that’s what must have caused those deadly injuries. Does anybody here know if the authorities believed that? OK, y’all can put your hands down now. We all know that the doctors and medical examiners are smarter than a couple of brain-dead child killers. They called BS on the dock-rock story, and the police arrested the two abusive oxygen thieves.
Both of these upstanding individuals (and I mean that only in the sense that they are bipedal and don’t drag their knuckles when they walk) are currently being held in jail and have been charged with capital murder, although no bail amount has been listed. They apparently took the time to get their stories straight before calling for an ambulance as well, since their stories were eerily similar in all of the fairy-tale details. They also claim that after the baby fell onto the rocks, she got up and laughed and then played for another four hours or so, and that they saw no injuries. Then they said they tried to heal her with ‘natural’ remedies. Which is it? Did she have no injuries, or did they try to heal the injuries she sustained? You would think if they were going to go to the trouble of synchronizing their stories, they would at least refrain from contradicting their own lies.
The natural remedies they employed included using such items as an egg and a purple onion to heal the bruising. While those items might be the beginnings of a good omelet, they are virtually useless at healing internal injuries. When the ‘natural’ practices failed, they tried prayer and holy water. That’s rich – two demons sprinkling holy water and praying. They were probably praying that they could make the doctors believe their skewed version of events. That didn’t work out very well for them did it?
The two had been previously investigated by CPS for allegations of abuse and neglect. Another shining example of the reason CPS workers do not double as pro-football players – they keep dropping the freakin’ ball!
Both of the accused murderers say that they now wish they had called an ambulance sooner, but they were afraid that the previous allegations of abuse would look bad. I think death looks even worse….
In addition to the injuries found at the time of death, the parents admitted to using various ‘punishments’ including spanking her with a belt and making her do push-ups. PUSH-UPS!?!? She was only two years old, for heaven’s sake! The male animal said there might still be marks from the last ‘spanking’ she got (two days previously) on her lower back. Here’s a bit of info – punishment that leaves marks is not punishment – it is abuse. Inside the home authorities also found a closet that was empty except for a pillow on the floor, and a cord draped over the clothes rod. I don’t even want to contemplate the reason for that arrangement….although I think a similar arrangement should be made for each of the killers in their respective cells….