Newborn Babies Aren’t Meant To Be Shaken or Stirred
Jacob David Hartley, a double-chinned mouth breather fromLakeland,Florida, apparently loves his game time and is head over heels for his Xbox. In fact, he loves playing games so much he will kill anyone that gets between him and his console, even a 3-week-old baby. That’s right; Hartley is so crazy in love with gaming, that he shook his newborn son to death for daring to be helpless and crying in the middle of his game time. I love gaming as much as the next girl, particularly shooting up some Badass Bruisers or making pimp ass enchanted Daedric armor, but I think I prefer listening to a newborn bawl over making scrambled eggs out of baby brains and ending up behind bars, where there are no Xbox’s. Hartley obviously was not thinking ahead and his selfish gaming addiction robbed little Colton Hartley of his life.
The unfortunate chick that not only let Hartley ball her, but actually bore his child, Amber Newton, told Polk County Sheriff’s deputies that Hartley had been playing game from 10 in the morning until 2:30 in the afternoon and threw a mini shit fit when his crying son interrupted “Daddy’s” playtime for 30 minutes to be held. And impatient bastard, Hartley “allegedly” shook him and yelled, “Damn you Colton, please go to fucking sleep.”Newtonthen took their child away from him and Game Addict Hartley went back to his beloved game play until he left for work at Sam’s Club.
Hartley came home from work later that night, and not one to be parted long from his SexBox, he was back in front of the TV, turning on the love of his pathetic life and ready to finger hump the buttons of his controller all night long. And he would have too, if it weren’t for those meddling newborns and all their neediness. At around 4 AM, Baby Colton woke up, again interrupting Slack-Jawed Pa’s gaming time. According to what’s been reported, Hartley held the baby for a bit whileColton’s mother went to make up a bottle. Hartley said he fell asleep and woke up toNewtonholding his unresponsive son, whoNewtonsays she found bleeding from the mouth and nose. Baby Coltonwas taken to the hospital where he died at around 7 AM from head injuries that doctor’s say were consistent with having been shaken.
This baby shaken incident wasn’t the first for Hartley. He confessed to also shaking Baby Colton the week before, but who knows how many other times Hartley had taken his frustrations out on his child, using him like a Shake Weight to vent his anger. I would love to see Hartley used in worse ways, maybe as a One Way Street for dick, in prison, for starters. Hopefully, Hartley’s charges of aggravated manslaughter of a child and aggravated child abuse will make that twisted fantasy come true. I’m hoping whoever gets a crack at Hartley’s crack first doesn’t have the spit to lube up and keeping my fingers crossed.
***Special Thanks to Boo Boo Kitty for the write-up.***