Liam Osbourne died after being hit by his babysitter

Cause of Tasmanian toddler’s death unknown The ‘neighbour from hell’ Coroner unable to find cause of sleepover death Carer takes stand at inquest (You could hardly call her a “carer”, she screamed at and abused the poor kid as well as her own son)

Bad egg donor, bad babysitter, junkie and all round crater face Fiona Garth

Bad egg donor, bad babysitter, junkie and all round crater face Fiona Garth

The Tasmanian coroner has not been able to determine how a little boy died after his babysitter assaulted him.

To better understand this story, we’ll need to hop into our DeLorean (shit, Trench, do we have a fleet card for this thing?) back to 2009. 4 year old Liam Osbourne and his twin brother were being babysat by our crater faced crone Fiona Maree Garth (then 36) at her Claremont home. Over the course of the night, Liam ended up dying. Crater Face was charged with murder, with police alleging that Liam drowned in the bath or asphyxiated while under her “care”. These charges were later downgraded to assault in 2010, when the results of the autopsy found that the little boy had suffered from myocarditis and could possibly have died from an asthma attack or an epileptic fit. According to the coroner, there were indications that Crater Face was involved with his death, but not enough evidence to rule her involvement as a cause of death. Because of this, she served only a mere 10 months in prison. But her punishment doesn’t end there. Everyone in Hobart knows her name and knows her crimes.

Fast forward to 2012. An inquest was held into Liam’s death, with Crater Face giving a half arsed statement in court. She allegedly changed her story multiple times and lied to minimise her involvement with the little boy’s death. You were there, Crater Face. You were supposed to be looking after him and his brother and supervising them. Even if you didn’t assault Liam, you would still be responsible for his death, because you were supposed to be looking after him!!! 

The half arsed statement taken from Crater Face alleged that she smacked Liam on the bottom because “he was showing off in the bath”. But because the autopsy found strange marks on Liam’s body (i.e. not hand prints), she eventually fessed up to hitting him with an egg flip, that for some strange reason was in the bathroom, as well as slapping him about the head. She also said that she woke up and found Liam in the bath, and didn’t know whether Liam was already dead or why she didn’t call an ambulance when she found him. Great going there, Crater Face. Go to sleep while the boys are in the bath. Don’t worry, they should know better than to drown, they’re 4! Stupid crater faced cunt. Of course she wasn’t this stupid all by herself, no siree. The coroner’s legal counsel alleges that she was pissed as a fart and high as a kite when she was meant to be looking after the boys! She allegedly drank the equivalent of 19 standard drinks, smoked pot, and took a whole sheet of Endone pills (a morphine-based pain killer) to perk herself up before going about the arduous task of looking after twin boys. The legal counsel said that on the night she bashed a puppy to death and hid it’s body in the laundry before starting in on Liam. She was warming up on a helpless animal before getting stuck into a harder target – a helpless 4 year old boy.

Even after the crater-faced cunt realised that Liam was dead because of her drugged up dumbfuckery, she wasn’t remorseful. The coroner’s legal counsel alleged that she kicked a bag of clothing around the flat and screamed “here’s the little cunt’s clothes” and waved around his shoes yelling “these are the fucking feral’s”. No Crater Face. They’re not the feral’s, they were way too small for your buniony warty feet, complete with injection marks between your putrid toes. And those clothes’s aren’t the cunt’s, they were way too small for your fat fugly arse. They were a reminder that your victim was small and helpless against an obese ogre like yourself.

It doesn’t stop there. The crater-faced cunt allegedly went on to blame Liam’s own parents for the injuries that she inflicted on their son. How low can this fat pig get? She abuses a kid and then blames the parents for her actions. Luckily the judge rejected the slovenly sow’s “evidence” because of all the gaping holes in her barely literate drivel. She’s lucky he didn’t knock the rest of her rotting teeth down her foul throat with his gavel! As she left, the public gallery yelled “baby killer”. As they should.

Now, why is she on Bad Breeders, you ask? Not only did she abuse and possibly kill Liam Osbourne, but she was witnessed on more that one occasion screaming abuse at her own son! A former neighbour who testified against the crater-faced cunt, told the court that she saw the crater face’s son stand at the window, looking terrified and forlorn. She also regularly heard Crater Face scream at her son and tell him that she was going to kill him. Well, she killed Liam who wasn’t her kid, wouldn’t be too far of a stretch that she may follow through. The former neighbour also testified that the crater faced cunt also showered her neighbours with abuse, calling this witness “a bloody fucking stickybeak” whenever she dared to look out the window of her own home. One memorable occasion that the witness described, occurred when she looked out the window again. This enraged the crater-faced cunt, who dropped her wine bottles onto the front porch. When she started to sweep the glass into the gutter, her son locked her out of the flat. Smart kid. The crater faced cunt began screaming “I’ll kill you, you little fucker, let me in”. The witness called police, but when they showed up, she was back to acting normally. The witness also alleged that on the morning of Liam’s death, the crater faced cunt stumbled out (yes, stumbled like the drunkard she is) and pruned her fucking roses! A child was dead because of her and all she cared about was her roses! Someone should have shoved the rose bush up her cavernous cunt, which would no doubt be a crater like her face. Since she loved her roses so much, she probably would have loved to fuck them.

Rest in Peace, Liam. The dumb deranged cunt called Fiona Garth cannot touch you. She will not know a moment of peace, not since the moment she inflicted violence upon your little body. Play with the puppy, who is now your guardian spirit.

I couldn’t find any information as to the whereabouts of the crater faced cunt’s son, but I presume they would have taken him away, since his birthing unit is a drugged drunkard, a bully and a baby killer. They can’t put him back with the cratered cunt after she was suspected of killing a child (but I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. These agencies, on the whole, are incompetent and are often accomplices to the bad breeders)

Rest in Peace, Liam Osbourne. Your twin brother will feel your presence and know you are safe.

Rest in Peace, Liam Osbourne. Your twin brother will feel your presence and know you are safe.


  • Cori

    As a twin myself I simply can’t even express the devastation this awful, horrendous woman has caused. I couldn’t imagine losing one of my children, but to lose my twin? Even as an adult I’d be completely lost, but to have lost my twin sister as a child I don’t know how I would have ever recovered. Being a twin isn’t something you can really explain or understand without being one, there’s an intrinsic connection that should never be severed. I am so sorry for little Liam that he had to suffer at the hands of this worthless wench, but for the surviving brother there’s a piece of him that will be forever missing. That woman committed two unforgivable crimes when she killed that boy, and I hope she gets hers soon, and I hope she suffers.

  • 16pawz

    Being that friggin ugly inside and out is quite an accomplishment. I’d happily beat her to death just for what she did to the puppy. For abusing.that handsome little guy, she should be tortured regularly (and frequently) before she’s publicly stoned to death. What an utter and complete waste of space and oxygen.

    • Aussie Sabbath

      An ugly personality will always show through on the outside. That’s what drug and alcohol abuse will do to you, as well as abusing children. Never did see a “pretty” child abuser.

  • Cody

    Are we absolutely sure that that is a woman, because if it is she got the shit beat out of her with the ugly stick.

    • Aussie Sabbath

      She has a face like a dropped pie.

    • Lana

      Okay, the story is serious… It’s not a question if this is a woman or not….this mongoloid has still caused serious and unphathonable harm to a little child…

  • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

    You see, THIS is why I havent ever, EVER left my kids with a babysitter…I’ve left them with my Mum & my mother in law a few times & even for a whole weekend last year (wedding anniversary…first weekend without kids in 4 years…was very nice) but I won’t let anyone I don’t know look after my kids. Not even through an agency. It’s just too risky!

  • wastintime

    What a drunk, drugged up bitch! How could she only get 10 months?! I hope she never gets her son back. I hope she dies a long, painful death. And not from some disease, I hope she falls in that pitchfork she calls silverware and slowly bleeds out while trying to get her sham-moo ass off the floor. I feel angry today, and bitches like this cunt cavern are who I will take it out on. They deserve it anyway.

    • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

      What’s a sham-moo ass? Is it like sham-wow?

      • Aussie Sabbath

        Lmao the crater face cunt soaks up alcohol like a sham-wow.

      • wastintime

        This made me snort coffee out my nose! And think of Batman! Sham-moo! Punch! Sham-wow! Slap! Ka-pow! Hahaha! I’m such a nerd!

        • Cirno

          If the world worked like a comic book, that’s what dealing with crater face up there would look like.

          • Aussie Sabbath

            Introducing a new Batman villain, Crater Face! She’s stealing treasures by hiding them in the massive craters in her face, and selling them for drugs and alcohol! She kills innocents! She must be stopped!