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Kimberly Kiernan hosts party for teens, locks 7-year-old son in bathroom, police say

Kimberly Kiernan, Fla. mom, arrested for hosting alcohol fueled house party for teens, police say

Florida Mother Kimberly Kiernan, 39, Throws Booze Bash For Teen Boys

A common cougar, Kimberly Kiernan

Thanks to Lucy for this one, I’ve had a busy weekend with my sister’s 21st birthday and relatives visiting, so this one is a few days old.

Lucy sums this one up very nicely in the note she left with the tip: “Question: you’re a 39 year old cougar wannabe who likes to party hard with a big crowd of young teen boys. You have a seven year old who is far too young to be exposed to this type of debauchery, not to mention smart enough to tell a responsible adult what you’re up to. What do you do? Why, you lock him in the bathroom, of course!”

As the title reads, a certain cougar by the name of Kimberly Kiernan (39) likes to think of herself as a bit of a party girl. She seemingly likes to party with young boys. But not too young. According to police reports, while she was supplying alcohol to minors and chatting them up, she locked her 7 year old son in the bathroom. Perhaps he was cramping her style with his pesky needs, or she didn’t want the smelly teenage boys to know that she wasn’t as, ahem, tight as she used to be.

Police were called to the cougar’s flat in Palm Beach, Flori-DUH, with the neighbours raising concerns about a fight occurring outside and the young boy being in the midst of all the partying. When the po-po showed up, the brawlers ran inside the flat and refused to come out. Officers knocked on the door and the cougar took 20 minutes to answer the door. When she eventually did present herself, she was completely wasted. Police explained that they were there to investigate her son’s welfare, and she refused to let them in, hiding behind her little boys who then barricaded the door with their bodies, screamed obscenities and told the police to go away. They then tried to pass a list of demands to the officers under the door. It’s funny how desperate boys will fight to try and keep their only source of female attention. She’s hardly worth fighting for, but for some teenage boys an overused Fleshlight is better than nothing…

Eventually the police broke through the door, and rounded up the partygoers – 26 in all. A 16 year old girl was choking on her own vomit. Police found the cougar hiding in the wardrobe, and then had to break down the bathroom door to find the cougar’s 7 year old son locked in the bathroom. The boy told officers that “mommy locked me in the bathroom”.

The cougar has been charged with child abuse, 26 counts of hosting an open party, resisting an officer and providing false evidence.

The ex husband says that the cougar often enjoys partying with teenage boys. I hope the courts pull their heads in and see that the boy is not safe with his predator birth vessel, who puts her own desires for partying above the safety and wellbeing of her son, and that Dad is awarded sole custody.

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  1. What the actual fuck?!? At least the child was okay in this situation. Partying with teenagers (who are underage) while your child is locked in a bathroom? That’s classy >.< . I don't think this woman should ever be allowed to see her son ever again. I don't think she should be allowed anywhere near anyone under the age of 18 ever again.

  2. I’d love to see the list of “demands” that these underage Romeos had for the police.

  3. Here in Ohio there are SIGNS on the refrigerator doors in gas stations: “Parents who host lose the most.”

    Oh, right, we’re talking about Flori-DUH.

    1. In NSW, it’s a $5500 fine for supplying alcohol to minors (including secondary sale). That doesn’t matter if you’re a parent or a bartender.
      The po-po in Flori-DUH probably look the other way if you offer them some of the booze.

      1. That would not surprise me, and not just in Florida. (Ohio’s known as the Florida of the North.)

        1. I don’t know. I think it’s a tie between Ohio and Michigan as the Florida of the Midwest.

  4. If she wanted to party that badly and wanted to act like she had no responsibility, she should of just let the father take full custody from birth!

  5. “The ex husband says that the cougar often enjoys partying with teenage boys” – WTF??? And you let this unstable gash parent your child? I’m not sure which “parent” is actually worse for the minor in question!

    1. He probably didn’t have a choice. For some reason dads get the shaft when it comes to child custody, at least here in the US.

      1. Oh I’m in the US too, and for the most part I agree that Dad’s get the shaft. However, if I were this father, and I knew she already had this predilection, I would have hired a P.I. to follow her and get evidence so that I could gain custody of the boy and stop visitation until her “issues” were addressed…

        1. For all we know he could have brought this up repeatedly in court and the judge did nothing about it. This is Flori-DUH we’re talking about.

          1. True about the Flori-DUH aspect but I would have gone to court with indisputable proof. I keep telling a friend of mine going through a divorce with some seriously odd circumstances that she ought to do this too but she won’t listen. I’m afraid that after it’s all been said and done, due to his financial resources, he’ll get custody and THEN we’ll find out what the hell he’s really been up to and it won’t be a good thing at all… Especially considering that they have three daughters.

          2. Or the courts might have figured “oh hey, her boy’s only a kid now, there’s no way this could turn out badly.”

            Seriously, this is Florida. they’ve let two notorious child killers walk free, they’re not smart enough to realize that a 7-year-old boy should not be in the care of a woman who preys on teenage boys.

  6. Bathrooms lock from the inside so how can you be locked in. This story is only partly true. Cops broke the bathroom door down ya right.

    1. There are ways to barricade a bathroom door from the outside. Nevertheless, this c*** is supposed to be a mother, not some teenage bimbo trying to get with as many teen boys as she can and trying to act “cool” and “popular”. Sad and pathetic bitch is what she is.

      1. There are days when the stupid in people just makes me want to drive 90 mph into a brick wall… sad that you had to explain this very simple concept to Liarliar up there… was it painful? 😉

        1. I felt like stabbing my own eyes out. I honestly don’t know how Liarliar made it this far in life without killing themselves. It should be painful to be that dimwitted.

          1. And yet, they keep coming… like c*ckroaches! ;-p

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