Christopher Schenck: Another toddler beating tough guy

Christopher Schenck charged with beating 3-year-old boy 

Doctors: Boy’s injuries life-threatening 

UPDATE: Man Jailed After Shocking Child Abuse Allegations


I fucking missed this place.  Remind me never to go on hiatus for any reason whatsoever.  Where else can I get my daily dose of raped infants and shitty boyfriends?  For fucksake…. I need more than needs me (thanks to fucking Aussie and her ability to post shit faster than a fat kid can hoover a sack of Halloween candy).

Now that I got the pleasantries out of the way, onto the next piece of shit boyfriend who flexed his bitchboy muscles by beating the crap out of his chick’s toddler.

22-year-old Christopher Schenck has been arrested due to injuries inflicted on his girlfriend’s 3-year-old son.  The boy was found by police, naked and unresponsive, on the floor of the apartment Schenck shared with the boy’s mother, 22-year-old Ashley McCarty.  He was allegedly beaten the child so severely that he suffered a brain injury, internal bleeding and damage to his pancreas and liver.  Doctors found him to have about 80 injuries, both old and new.  So… It seems this sack of baby beating shit had been whooping up on him long enough that his mother should have noticed SOMETHING…

Here’s the real kicker.  Schenck claims that the boy got all beat uppy by that notorious porcelain devil… The bathtub.  Glad to see someone has been reading his Child Abuse for Dummies Handbook.  Sadly, he didn’t make it past The Bathtub Beat My Baby chapter.  I hear the chapter on Monster Stairs is a nail biter.  He claimed the other injuries came from fishing.  Now THAT’S a new one, but still dumb as fuck.  See, I like fishing.  The only injury I have ever seen is the one time I hooked my husband’s pants in the “junk” region.  He wasn’t hurt, but he wasn’t happy either.  Being all educated and shit, the police and doctors believe the child’s injuries are more constant with physical abuse rather than the malicious tub or fishing.  Never mind the part where the toddler made a fist and hit himself in the tummy, claiming that “Chris punched (him) me in the stomach”.  He also told investigators that he was kicked and hit with a plastic baseball bat.

Schenck is being charged with aggravated assault, endangering the welfare of a child, simple assault and reckless endangerment and is being held on a million dollars bail.

I would never let ANY man touch my child, not even the one who fathered him.  When will these cock starved females make better choices when it comes to their children?  If their vaginal needs came secondary to the safety of their children, we wouldn’t have this blog and I could carry on with Facebook fuckery and Candy fucking Crush.

This tip was stuffed in my box by a cute boy.  Thanks, Jeremy.

  • Buffettgirl

    Dang I missed you and your way with words! 😉 As for this fucktard, well, I have a feeling the beatings Bubba and the Boys are gonna dish out are going to be plenty repetitive and plenty painful! Not that it’s enough, or ever will be, but it helps my brain and heart a little to think that…

    • Malevolent April

      I’m going to attempt to be better. I missed my people. Love ya hunny!!

  • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

    I read & re-read & maybe I missed it (it’s night here & I’m tired) but the little guy, is he OK now?

    • Malevolent April

      Yes. He told the investigators how the fuck head beat him.

      • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

        Of course! Sorry. Like I said, it had been a REALLY long day! But glad to hear he is at least alive & spilling the beans about the abuse. It’s a start.

  • WalterSobchek

    As always, great writing, April.


    • Malevolent April

      Thank you, darling.

  • DodiaFae

    “He claimed the other injuries came from fishing.”

    I could actually believe that, but he must’ve left off the part where he caused the injuries while fishing with the poor baby.

    • Guest

      Fuck you, HTML.