New Jersey Nazi a loser in life and court….again

Heath Campbell. (This should serve as an example of how not to show up at a custody hearing.)

Heath Campbell. (This should serve as an example of how not to show up at a custody hearing.)

Custody Denied to Nazi-Naming Dad:

Once again infamous New Jersey Nazi Heath Campbell has been denied custody of his Nazi named children however we have a little more information about why custody was taken away from Campbell in the first place.

In a hearing last week it was revealed that there was previous violence in the household. I’m sure naming your kids Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Heinrich Hons Campbell didn’t help either. I don’t care what anyone says, naming your kids after some of history’s worst monsters and ideals is abuse in itself.

Of course Campbell says that he is going to appeal the latest decision. Considering that this has been going on for 5 years now I don’t think luck, or common sense, is on this guy’s side.

  • AC

    I seem to remember reading that this dickhead was unemployed and receiving SSI. Maybe if he actually had to work and spend his own money for his Nazi regalia, he’d reconsider his priorities- but I doubt it. You just can’t can’t fix stupid. When the zombie apocalypse comes, we can use him to distract the undead hordes while we escape. The good news is that while the kids are stuck with creepy names, none of them are dead.

    • Aussie Sabbath

      During the Nazi regime, people with a disability were routinely executed. Adolf Hitler referred to them as “useless eaters”. So by collecting disability payments, he’s going against his own belief system and that of his idol.

      • http://trench.co Trench Reynolds

        I’m sure he rationalizes it somehow by saying something like “it’s the jews’ fault he can’t work.”

      • The_Shadow_Knows

        Maybe he’s collecting “S.S.”-I.

        • http://trench.co Trench Reynolds

          Heh heh

      • Buffettgirl

        How odd that this is news now as I’m reading a book about a woman, born a dwarf, at or near the end of WWI in Germany. It’s about how the Nazi regime insidiously infiltrated regular society. How neighbors and friends were suddenly impacted by rules and regulations that made no sense to them. I just got to the part where she’s starting to realize that while pure Aryan, the dwarfism makes her vulnerable. The term “eaters” was JUST used for the first time on the page I just reading on my break!

    • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

      Don’t stress about the zombie apocalypse. Just stockpile food & water & make sure your home can be easily fortified. Zombies are slow moving backs of rotting flesh. Realistically, their “lifespan” is only as long a it takes for their legs to decay enough to snap off & then they’re pretty harmless. Plus, dogs & cats are going to love the moving buffet! So, don’t fight the zombie hoards, just wait them out!

  • Buffettgirl

    When will the courts just make a FINAL ruling on this issue and move the hell on? These asshats get far more media attention than they could ever, possibly, be worthy of…

  • Lucy

    The unfortunate names are not what got the kids pulled. That’s just the shiny thing that these two idiots and their idiot supporters are using to distract everyone from the violence in their household.

    • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

      Yeah, but the names are tangible proof that this pair of winners are retarded as fuck & altogether too stupid to be trusted with raising useful human beings.

  • Jessie

    Hahaha! Jocelynn “Aryan Nation” Campbell??? Ha! Poor girl!!!

  • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

    I agree that those are horrible names & this guy is a douche bag but why have the police not kicked Kim & Kanye’s door down yet for naming their kid North?

    • http://ronnisrants.blogspot.com ronni

      When did “North” become a symbol of tyranny? Only to a cretin who still flies the Stars and Bars…

      • Buffettgirl

        I’m pretty sure she meant it only to indicate that it too was an abusive name, not in the narrow sense that it was tyrannical…

      • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

        As I’m not American I’ve never flown the “stars & bars” & it was a joke…you know those? Maybe if you pulled the pole out of your arse & swept the sand out of your vagina you might recognise a joke when you see one!

    • Lucy

      Best quote ever about stupid celeb baby names from Jessica Biel: “If I got a dollar every time someone told me to name my future kid ‘Batmo’ I’d almost have enough to pay for therapy for a kid named Batmo.”

      • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

        Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! That’s gold!

        I’m renaming my kids cattle & designer, just so I can feel like a celebrity!