Lazy Slob Kicks Out A Kid- Keeps The Roaches

(Special thanks to Catalina for the post)

Mother arrested after 5 children are found living in feces-ridden, bug-infested home in Florida:

Yolander Lasane, zero fucks given

Yolander Lasane, zero fucks given

Yolander Lasane (45) of Orlando, Florida, gives zero fucks about anything but herself. It seems that as long as she has a working air conditioner and television in her bedroom, all is right in her world. She won’t even let a little animal feces and cockroaches come between her and feeling cool while watching her stories. I’m in the mind frame of live and let live…except when letting live involves neglecting 5 children.

The house of crap was discovered by police after they were called to check on Lasane’s 17 year-old. A Department of Children and Family worker was concerned about the teenager, who hadn’t been seen at home for weeks. When they entered the home, investigators found 5 kids, aged between 5 and 17, living in disgusting, deplorable conditions.

Luckily, the 17 year-old was found, and said the queen of filth and laziness had thrown her out, so she had been staying with a friend. However, the state in which the home was found is enough to make me gag and send shivers up my spine, because I’m a neat freak and entomophobic (not a fan of creepy crawlies).

According to the article (which, by the way, includes several photos of the cesspool), police found the usual decor adorning these shit shacks- dog feces and urine soaked mattresses where the children slept, rotten food, a broken toilet, and an insane amount of clutter. I bet that place smelled heavenly, especially in the middle of Florida’s hot summers.

Furthermore, the kids looked as if though they hadn’t bathed in a really long time, and no oral hygiene meant they suffered from rotten teeth.

The part that really got my tear ducts active was reading that one of the children begged police to be given to a new family. Damn it. That’s desperation right there.

And what was Lasane’s excuse for refusing to do her basic job as a mother and human being? The nasty slob said her excessive weight caused her to lose mobility and be bed bound. Those kids were left to their own devices, and neighbors said they often saw them wandering the streets, looking for jobs for money. Good grief, that’s not even close to being a normal childhood.

Lasane is being charged on five counts of child neglect causing great bodily harm. Oh, and the good-for-nothing loafer walked out to the patrol car for her arrest. It’s a modern-day miracle!

Meanwhile, the children are staying with relatives, while the state is looking to find them permanent homes. I hope with all my heart that those kids finally get to feel loved and cared for.

Thanks to Sherri for the tip.

  • Daniella Sandra

    Excessive weight makes you a disgusting slob ?? I have very large friends who are parents incuding my self who was at one point almost 500lbs … not bed ridden. No dirty house no dogs sh**ing in the house and definitely no bugs … what a pathetic excuse for selfish laziness …. you have 5 kids in an apartment … seriously?? Cleaning house with everyone helpinh would take an hour out of her week … good lord

  • Sassafras

    Not even my dog would want to live in this, and he likes to roll in dead animals. That filthy beast should never get those kids back!

  • Alexandra1973

    Ever notice that in “homes” like these the toilet is typically broken? Well…someone who used to work maintenance in an apartment building said that lots of times that’s due to throwing trash in the toilet, instead of in the garbage bag or the disposal in the sink.

    • Aussie Sabbath

      That’s just freaking lazy. A lot of these squalid shacks can be prevented if people just put things in the bin like a normal person.

    • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

      If you can walk to the bathroom to flush rubbish why can’t you walk to the garbage bin?

      I’m not sure what you have in the way of garbage disposal over there but we have these big arsed black bins (240 litre rubbish & 340 litre recycling) with colourful lids (red for rubbish & yellow for recycling) that you empty the kitchen & bathroom rubbish into & it’s collected from the roadside at regular intervals (weekly for rubbish & fortnightly for recycling)…it’s included in our local council rates.

      • Lucy

        It’s cultural, and no, I don’t get it. I taught preschool years ago. We fed breakfast and lunch. The children would clear their places when they were through. I was out sick one day and came back to a room full of upset children, ready to tattle as kids that age love to do. My substitute had scolded the kids for throwing food waste into the garbage can to rot, because that was nasty. She made them dump it into the toilet like “normal people” do. My kids, none of whom had ever heard of such a thing (neither had I), were disgusted. As they should be. (The garbage was emptied at the end of each day, BTW) I asked the woman about it, and she was totally confused that I would do it differently than that. It’s how she’d been raised, and what she knew She was honestly grossed out at the idea of putting old food into the trash can. I wanted to ask what she did at restaurants.

        • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

          We have worms/compost here so I get mad when people throw food scraps into the rubbish too (meat scraps go to the dog, fruit & veggie scraps go to the worms) but what sort of crazy toilets must they have where your co-worker came from to cope with food scraps?????

          • Lucy

            There is a commercial on here now for a high efficiency toilet. The husband is testing it out by flushing basically anything he can find. It makes me cringe every time I see it, remembering the food-flush lady.

        • Aussie Sabbath

          That is just so weird. The parents have taught their kids that only #1s and #2s go in the toilet, not food/toys/rubbish. Food scraps would block the pipes for sure!
          Sure keep your weird habits at home, but don’t enforce them on other people’s kids.
          So bizarre.

      • Alexandra1973

        My apartment complex has a couple of Dumpsters, so no worrying about when trash pick-up is, just toss the bags in there. No recycling in this town that I’m aware of (small town in semi-rural Ohio)…though I do take broken appliances to a center nearby, I actually got like $1.25 for a broken vacuum cleaner. And Best Buy will take old electronics.

        With some people, their brand of “logic” is, well, illogical.

        • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

          We have a giant arsed skip behind our sheds for our worship waste (we run a mechanical repair business) which is emptied every month so that comes in handy if we have a big week & need extra bin space (birthdays, Christmas). Before we got the skip, if we had a huge week & it wouldn’t fit in the regular bin I would skulk up & down the street after dark & distribute our excess rubbish (usually non stinky stuff like wrapping paper & packaging) in other bins because I refuse to have it sit around until the bin is emptied!

  • Buffettgirl

    This shit just enrages me! Seriously, you can waddle your fat ass out to the cop car like you’ve just won some sort of prize but you can’t take care of your kids? Disgusting waste of oxygen…

  • Lucy

    She obviously managed to toddle her fat ass from the bed to the fridge many times each day.

    • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

      Nope…I would be willing to bet my arse that she sent a kid…(in Jabba’s voice) “bring me a snack!”

      • Lucy

        Heh, you may be right! : )

  • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

    OK, so I am in NO WAY blaming the 17 year old, but is anyone else wondering why she didn’t contact child services once she was out?

    • Buffettgirl

      I’d guess the poor thing was too busy trying to take care of the other kids…

      • Skye Belle Matilda Brand

        Poor kid.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    Maybe the cockroaches ate less than the children.
    Anyway, I need to burn some calories, so let’s light this bitch up.