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Category: Bad Parent Sightings

Bad Parent Sighting: “Not my responsibility, mate”

8 YEAR OLD BOYS CAUGHT ATTEMPTING TO START FIRE IN EAST MAITLAND

Two child firebugs, both eight, caught in Newcastle

Eight-year-old boys caught trying to light a bushfire

We haven’t had a Bad Parent Sighting for a while. I also like to call them the alliterative term “Piss Poor Parenting”. This one was seen in the newspaper and on the news, making excuses to try to absolve himself of parental duty.

For the last couple of weeks, New South Wales has been burning. We have had severe bushfires, brought on by hot, windy and dry conditions. Some of these fires were started by natural causes such as dry lightning. Others by accident, such as hot exhaust pipes on dry grass or electricity wires arcing in strong winds. However, a few of these fires were deliberately lit.

The case I want to bring to your attention happened recently. Two 8 year old boys were caught near East Maitland in the Hunter Valley, trying to light a fire around 7.30pm. They had piled up dry grass and dead leaves and were trying to light the heap with a cigarette lighter. It was only by sheer luck that the lighter didn’t work.

Police could not press charges due to the boys’ age (age of criminal responsibility in Australia is 10 years) and released them into the care of their parents (who were obviously not caring for them as they were wandering the bush at 7.30pm at night). When interviewed by news sources, the father of one of the boys had the hide to say this:

“I have 6 kids, I can’t be following all of them around the streets all the time. It’s not my responsibility, mate.”

What the fuck. They’re YOUR children! You chose to not wear a condom or get a vasectomy and beget 6 children. You have to live with that choice. What your child did was almost attempted murder. You should be begging for forgiveness and disciplining your child.

6 kids and unwilling to care for them. Old Mate needs to stand up once in a while. Same with his missus. Get a new hobby. And no, getting drunk down at your local pub while your unsupervised litter run rampant doesn’t count as a constructive way to pass one’s time. Some suggested hobbies would be getting a job in a nuclear reactor, keeping your phone in your underwear, getting kicked in the balls, wearing tight underwear, getting cardiovascular disease or diabetes etc. See where I’m going with this?

Mother dearest of the other boy involved said that her boy will be “grounded for a week”. Yeah, that’ll show him! NOT! “Grounded” = more likely playing Xbox while Mother also goes down to the pub and drinks away her welfare check. At least she took some responsibility for him unlike the aforementioned useless Old Mate. But this lack of proper discipline and consequences is probably what led to this kid thinking he could do whatever he liked, with no consequences to his actions whatsoever.

The police involved with the case, being mandated reporters, have reported both kids to be “at risk” to DoCS (Social Services). They were unsupervised and getting into a potentially very dangerous situation because their parents couldn’t be bothered to keep an eye on them. This is a small victory for the people of Maitland, who could have lost everything because of two very silly little boys and their inept breeders. Once you get the attention of DoCS (whether you really are abusing your kids or not), it’s very hard to get them out of your life. Social services will be investigating these useless people very thoroughly.

Sorry for the long ramble, but we have had fires close to us and it was very scary. To think that people could have lost their homes and livelihoods because of poor breeding just makes my blood boil.

Discussion point: Should parents be held responsible for their children’s criminal actions, if the child is under the age of criminal responsibility? Perhaps some fines to diminish the breeders’ pub money might straighten them out.

Nipple biting nanna, welfare bludging daughter – winners all around!

Mother ‘bit her 16-year-old daughter’s nipple during vicious and bloody domestic fight’

Joy(less) Young - those eyes are seriously creepy looking.

Joy(less) Young – those eyes are seriously creepy looking.

This story was posted by Benighted on our Open Thread a while ago. It’s too freaking funny to not be posted.

Joy Young (38), who appears to be the opposite of her namesake, was arrested and charged with child abuse after it was alleged that she bit her 16 year old daughter’s nipple during a fight.

According to police, Joy (who was not a Joy to be around) was arguing with her daughter Diamond LaCrystal Simmons about a social security check at their Vero Beach home in Flori-DUH. You see, 16 year old Diamond LaCrystal is the proud mother of a 2 month old bouncing baby boy. Shine bright like a Diamond indeed…So anyway, an argument broke out because Diamond was trying to apply for Social Security money so that she could spend it on herself instead of her baby. That shit didn’t fly with Joy, because Diamond would always go out and leave the baby with her. A tussle broke out and nipples got bitten.

A bit nipple bleeds a lot, and police were greeted with a scene reminiscent of the scene from The Shining where the blood rushes out of the lift. The officer noted that Diamond had a massive bloodstain on her shirt and scratches on her face. Joy emerged from the fracas without any injury.

Joy must have some super sharp teeth to get through a tshirt and a bra in order to bite Diamond on the nipple. I’m not sure how the mechanics of that would work, to be honest.

As you can see, this story was too funny to not publish. A ridiculous name, strange method of abuse, welfare fraud and all round trashiness. Thanks go to Benighted for this gem.

Bad dads and dicks behind the wheel

Drunk driver ‘remorseful’ over girlfriend’s death

A bad boyfriend was driving drunk and stoned when he crashed and killed his girlfriend. The girlfriend’s 7 month old baby, who was in the back seat, survived the crash but now doesn’t have a mummy :'(.

Allan Lisle Trezise (31) pleaded guilty to causing death by dangerous driving, after he caused the collision in Loxton, SA, in August last year. It was alleged that he took over driving after his girlfriend Sophie Anne Rathmell (29) became “too tired” to drive and let her drugged dick take over. Well, we all know what happens when you drink and drive, right? Yes, the drugged dick lost control of the car, over-corrected on a bend and crashed into a tree, killing Sophie and leaving a little baby without his mum. Speed was not a factor in the crash, but the drugged dick blew a reading of over 0.08%. He also tested positive for marijuana. He was also charged with driving while disqualified, and breaching bail conditions by being intoxicated. Oh, nice. This dropkick wasn’t even supposed to be driving anyway, and was out on parole for something or rather. Yet he still makes a good sexual partner and role model for a young baby?

I would be angry at Sophie too, for picking an alcoholic pothead for a bedmate and putting her baby at risk by allowing a disqualified, drunken dropkick drive a vehicle that, in the wrong hands, can be used as a deadly weapon. But Sophie has paid for her bad decisions with her life. She’s square with the house.

Hopefully the baby can be cared for by his dad (who is not the drunkard) or by Sophie’s parents.

Melbourne road rage caught on camera

A raging road user has been caught on camera slapping a side mirror and yelling and screaming at another motorist – all while his family was in the car.

Camera footage taken from a dashboard camera shows the incident which occurred in Deer Park, on the outskirts of Melbourne. The driver of a red Ford Territory is seen shouting out the window and swerving at a silver Toyota. The lunatic is then shown cutting in front of the Toyota, forcing it to slow down to avoid a collision. At one point in the footage, the Ford swerves to within an arm’s length of the Toyota and the driver slaps the side mirror.

All of this occurred with the Ford driver’s wife and kids were in the car.

What a great example to set for your kids. And what would have happened if the Ford driver had lost control of his car and crashed?

Shameful.

Children: They Make Great Outdoor Ornaments And Their Beds Make Great Gun Cabinets

Warning: Severe sarcasm and snark ahead. Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all time. I’m not responsible for you punching your computer screen in rage at this woman and breaking your hand, or worse, your computer. 

Note: This post is set up far differently than usual. If you don’t like it, let me know and I won’t use something like this again. Let me know what you think, good or bad. Please and Thank You!

Cheryl Darlene Dudley

Cheryl Darlene Dudley

AdminRaptor: Welcome to the Bad Breeders Internet Game Show (otherwise known as BBIGS)!

Jimmy: The game no one wants to play because contestants generally lose!

Adminraptor: I’m AdminRaptor,and tonight, along with co-host Jimmy, who is actually just a sarcastic fictional extension of myself, we have a new contestant! This is Cheryl Darlene Dudley of St. Peters, Missouri. She is 37 years old and a “mother” of two children. One child is one year old (22 months, almost 2) and the other child is seven years old. She doesn’t look too happy. Why isn’t she happy?

Jimmy: She’s sitting in jail right now on a $30,000 bond!

AdminRaptor: Indeed she is! Although that sounds a little low, doesn’t it Jimmy?
Jimmy: Very low.
AdminRaptor: Ridiculously low
Jimmy: Insanely low.
AdminRaptor: Indescribably low.
Jimmy: Lower than what I predict this woman’s IQ is.
AdminRaptor: I stand corrected.

Anyway, you’ll understand the “low” comments when I tel you what she’s n jail for. Well, it’s simple really… She tied her 22-month old (one year, almost two) child to her garage, outside, so that the child wouldn’t run out into the street.

Jimmy: I think the real reason is so the child wouldn’t run away in general from their lunatic mother.

AdminRaptor: More than likely. Police came to her house when a neighbor/witness called them reporting that a child was tied to the garage. When they got there, the child was no longer tied to the garage…But of course, Cheryl forgot rule #2 of dealing with the police during an investigation.

Jimmy: What’s rule #2?
AdminRaptor: Rule #2 is “Shut the fuck up.”
Jimmy: …What’s rule #1?
AdminRaptor: Rule #1 is “Don’t break the fucking law.”
Jimmy: Ah, good rules to abide by.

AdminRaptor: Indeed they are. But Cheryl broke rule #2 and didn’t shut the fuck up. Instead, she did admit to tying her child to the garage so that she wouldn’t run away. Then, when police searched the house, they found a loaded rifle in the one-year-old’s crib.And how did Cheryl explain that? Oh,  she heard a noise out back and grabbed her gun, set it down in the crib, and forgot that it was there.

Jimmy: Hey, that’s a legitimate excuse! I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve walked by my child’s crib and thought “Hey, that there bed would make a mighty fine gun cabinet!
AdminRaptor: Not funny.
Jimmy: Okay, how about this one: Maybe this is just some liberal conspiracy cover-up and the gun really belonged to the one-year-old and the police were just trying to deprive her of her Second Amendment rights?
AdminRaptor: What the fuck.
Jimmy: ‘MURIKA. THEY’RE TAKIN’ OUR FREEDOMS!
AdminRaptor: Rule #2 applies to this situation too, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Shutting the fuck up, now.
AdminRaptor: Good. Thank you.
Jimmy: Maybe that’ll be the headline for this case on Fox News…
AdminRaptor: JIMMY!
Jimmy: Bazinga!

AdminRaptor: Anyway, as the police continued to search. They found pills in the bedroom that was shared by the 7-year-old child, within reach of said child. Cheryl said she didn’t know what the pills were–just that they helped her sleep and she had trouble sleeping. There were also 5 dogs in the house that were removed from the home along with the children after this search. Dog feces were scattered about the house, and the basement had a number of used diapers on the floor, and things near the water heater that presented a fire hazard. There was also spoiled food in the kitchen/refrigerator, and brown smears of unknown origin in the refrigerator as well. `

Jimmy: Ew. Just. Ew.

AdminRaptor: And she is sitting in jail with a $30,000 bond with 7–SEVEN–counts of endangering the welfare of a child and 1 count of child abuse. So now you understand why Jimmy and I feel that this is a ridiculously low amount for bond. Oh, and there was physical abuse as well. Not only were flea bites and scratches found on the toddler, and bruises on her that Cheryl admitted to causing. The bathroom also looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in months as well. Oh, and the back door was always open because the glass of the door was broken. The full details can be read on the probable cause papers in the sources.

And unfortunately, I can’t think of the best way to end this blog post except to say that I hope that she is held responsible for her actions and that the children (and the dogs too) find a good home with loving families that will love and care for them like they deserve.

Jimmy: Too serious, bro.

AdminRaptor: Rule #2, Jimmy.

Sources:
[1] Missouri Mother Cheryl Dudley Left Loaded Gun In Crib, Police Say – The Huffington Post
[2] Cheryl Dudley Probable Cause Statement – Scribd
[3] St. Peters Woman Accused of Leaving Loaded Gun In Crib – CBS News St. Louis
[4] St. Peters mom left loaded rifle in crib, police say – St. Louis Post-Dispatch

Greedy Gavin Ross is a deadbeat dad who lets his 7 children go hungry

 

Deadbeat

Deadbeat

I wonder if his latest flame knows about the path of destruction he's left?

I wonder if his latest flame knows about the path of destruction he’s left?

*Alternative captions – I wonder how the latest mark girlfriend feels about Greedy Gavin having his ex’s name tattooed on his arm? So he’d prefer to spend his money on crappy tattoos but not to feed his children.

‘Breeding machine’ dad owes thousands: partners

Child support dodger

Gavin Ross, a deadbeat dad from Melbourne, refuses to pay child support for his 7 children. According to his former partners, he owes them thousands of dollars. He has 7 children in all to 4 different women – 3 with one woman, then 1 with the second woman, 1 with the third woman and 2 with the fourth. The mother of his latest clutch of children, Rebecca Warner, claims that he owes her at least $3500 in back-pay to support her two kids that were unfortunate to come from his DNA. She warns other women that Greedy Gavin will make promises of a good life, and then leave them with nothing.

Ainslie Boylin has an 8 year old son from Greedy Gavin. She claims that he paid the extravagant sum of $15 over seven years, not enough to even buy formula for a hungry baby. She has since moved on with a new partner and new baby, and has stopped asking for the money.

It’s not like he doesn’t work and therefore can’t pay (a popular method for getting out of paying child support). Gavin Ross works as a concreter. For those of you from the US who are unfamiliar with Australian stuff, a tradesperson such as a concreter, plumber, electrician etc. can make as much as a doctor. Therefore, Gavin Ross is in a perfect position to pay all the child support he owes.

When A Current Affair approached Greedy Gavin to ask about the missing money and the welfare of his 7 children, he reportedly became aggressive. Not surprising in the least. When these bums are confronted with responsibility, it’s always someone else’s fault that they’re lazy and greedy.

While it’s not illegal to dodge child support obligations in Australia, it can damage one’s credit rating (it’s like failing to pay rent or bills). So if Greedy Gavin wants to borrow some money to buy a nice shiny Holden ute, get the latest iPhone or a McMansion somewhere, this can actually stop him from getting a loan or a phone plan.

Avoiding child support obligations should be classed as child neglect, because it’s failing to provide for a child’s needs.

Update: Looked him up on Facebook (couldn’t resist) and found some interesting, albeit unintelligible, pearls of wisdom about child support – “Well here we go …. I’m so fucking sick of my exes trying to put me away by playing games with my kids … I have made them so I’m going to be in there lives so don’t fuck with me I’m sick of it just let me be a dad I no Wat to do when it comes to my babeys and dhs would not no me becasue thay won’t talk to me … Beck and anz get over your selfs it’s not mine or my kids fault that we didint work out so grow up will yous” I think the gist of it was that the exes were trying to move on away from him (because he’s a deadbeat) and he wants the prestige of being a dad, without the responsibility. Maybe if he paid the proper amount of child support, he would be allowed into their lives. A real dad supports his children.

loves a feed

“That’s my boy loves a feed” – but if Gavin had to pay for it, he would go hungry.

"Bree I miss you so much don't let any one tell you any divrent love you breeza" - If you really loved her, you'd pay child support...

“Bree I miss you so much don’t let any one tell you any divrent love you breeza” – Actions speak louder than words, Gavin.

(I am extra vitriolic because I absolutely hate deadbeat dads. My ex uncle left my aunt to knock up and marry a career breeder with a tribe of kids from all different dads. My aunt struggled to provide for my cousin while his father lived it up in a penthouse on the Gold Coast.)

 

Child Rapist: Perfect Mate For One With Young Children? I Think Not.

Sex Offender Faces New Rape Charge – KWCH News

Mom Speaks Out After Fiance Arrested For Sexual Assault – KWCH News

Family Of Alleged Sexual Abuse Victim Speaks Out – KWCH News

Wichita Mother Arrested For Child Endangerment – KWCH News

Tillson, Walter Stevens III – Sedgewick County Sheriff’s Dept. Inmate Arrest/Booking Details

Harrison, Monique Jere – Sedgewick County Sheriff’s Dept. Inmate Arrest/Booking Details

 

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(Thanks for the tip and write up on this one goes to AdminRaptor.  She’s been a loyal reader / lurker, but has one Hell of a voice)

Riddle me this: You have a daughter, say, around 10 years of age. You’re a divorced mother of six children. You’re looking for someone to date, which is no big deal. You’re a grown woman, you can date whomever you damn well please–right? So you meet this guy, he’s really charming. He tells you he is a sex-offender and that he was arrested, charged, and convicted for raping a girl younger than 14 years of age. Would you continue to date him, intend to marry him, and let him around your children, particularly your ten-year-old daughter?

Every fiber of your being should be screaming “FUCK NO.” I know mine is. Any person with any SHRED of common sense should be saying “That is a very bad idea.”

But this apparently was not a bad idea to Monique Harrison, 33, of Wichita, Kansas. Her fiancée, Walter Tillson, 30, is currently sitting in the Wichita jail for molesting/raping Harrison’s 10-year-old daughter. She admitted to being aware that Tillson was a registered sex offender for raping a child under fourteen years of age in 2003, but still thought it was a good idea to date him, let him be around his children, and even become his fiancée.

How did it get to this point? Well, the girl told her grandmother what Tillson was doing, and showed the police what he did using Barbie dolls when the grandmother marched to the police. The girl told police that he had been doing this for seven to eight months.

Ms.Monique claimed that she had never let her daughter out of her sight, and always supervised Tillson while he was around her children. Her daughter says otherwise, that Tillson made her strip naked when Monique wasn’t home. and he would also take showers with her, molesting her as they showered together.

When questioned about how she felt about her fiance being arrested for molesting/raping her daughter, she said she was “frustrated.”

Well, that’s a good sign, right? Let’s dig a little deeper about why she was frustrated:

“I’m frustrated, I don’t know what to do. I want to be there to shelter my child and really find out what happened… [B]ut at the same time I want to know what his side of the story is.”

Excuse me? Your daughter tells the police and her grandmother that a man has been molesting her and raping her, and you want to know what his side of the story is? And first you say that you’re always supervising, always there, always around, and now you’re saying that you wanted to be there to shelter her? You either were there, or you weren’t, and obviously it was the latter. You had this ridiculous thought in your head that said “Child molester? That’s cool. I’m going to date him and marry him and let him around my kids. Nothing could possibly go wrong.”

You’d best be picking your story. Either you were there, supervising at all times and watching your own flesh and blood being molested and raped by this man or you were NOT there, and were knowingly endangering your child, in which case still makes you no better than your child’s abuser. You may as well have watched.

I’d go with the line “What the fuck were you thinking”, but it is blatantly obvious that you weren’t.

All six of her children have been removed from her care, and Monique Harrison has been arrested charged with child endangerment. The biological father of these children was not aware that Monique was living with a child molester, and is currently pursuing seeking sole custody of he children. He said that if he had known, he would have called the cops simply based on the fact that Tillson was a sex offender of a child.

The six children are currently staying with family members.

What kind of shit-for-brains gives custody to a sex offender?

Convicted sex offender gets sole custody of 6-year-old daughter

Sex-offender dad gets sole custody of 6-year-old daughter

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The title isn’t a riddle.  It’s an actual question.

Lisa Knight had every reason to keep her 6-year-old daughter from her ex-husband, 55-year-old Nicholas Elizondo.  Elizondo was convicted of raping his 6-year-old step daughter 6 years ago.  In that time, Lisa Knight moved from California to Oklahoma and raised their daughter without any help from the sick fuck.  There’s nothing wrong with a mother protecting her baby girl, right?  Wrong.

After 6 years of being in prison, Elizondo petitioned for sole custody of little Sarah after Knight stopped allowing him visitation.  The reason Knight ceased the visitation; On one trip to California to see her “father”, Sarah claimed that her half brother (19) touched her inappropriately.  Sadly, it was speculated that Knight made up this story to get back at her ex.  Even if she did, I still find her to be a better parent than a man who has proven he is a sick fuck.  Even worse, it seems that Sarah is in danger times two, being as her father and half brother are both sick fucks and she no longer has her mother to protect her.

After minutes of deliberation, the judge decided that Elizondo seemed more suitable as a parent.  …the fuck?  Knight’s parenting came into question  when she didn’t have all of Sarah’s medical info handy.  Sarah was born with a cleft pallet and had several specialists.  I suppose her mother was supposed to have had all of that info committed to memory.  I can’t remember the name and number of my ONE child’s doctor most days.
Here’s to hoping the piece of shit judge comes to his senses and / or Elizondo accidentally falls into a wood chipper.

Thanks go to Dodia Fae from PACA for sharing this tip with us.

7 year old designated driver

7-year-old caught driving on Gold Coast at 3am and man in car with him charged with being under influence of alcohol

Boy, 7, found driving drunk dad, police say

Man charged after letting 7yo drive car through Surfers Paradise

Drunken dad being arrested by police

Drunken dad being arrested by police

A drunken idiot has been arrested after his 7 year old son was allegedly caught at the wheel of his car at 3am in Surfers Paradise, on Queensland’s Gold Coast. He has been charged with dangerous operation of a motor vehicle and adult in charge under the influence of alcohol.

The 41-year-old drunkard, who is from NSW, was riding in the passenger seat when a police patrol noticed the car swerving erratically and without headlights on, at 3am on Friday morning. Instead of being in bed, dreaming of being a superhero and only having to worry about going to school the next day, his 7 year old son was forced to attempt to drive his drunken idiot father home. I don’t know why the son was out with dad in the first place. How would he be able to get into the bar? Don’t tell me that the drunken idiot left his son outside, unattended, so that he could get his drink on…

Authorities are appalled at the drunken idiot’s stupidity, saying that children do not have the physical or the mental ability to control such as complex and heavy piece of machinery that is a car. The drunken idiot not only put his son and himself at risk of injury, but also other road users and pedestrians. I hope Mum or another relative slaps this drunkard silly!

The drunken idiot will face Southport Magistrates Court on July 3. The boy is now in the care of relatives, who had to travel from NSW after they learned of the incident.

Anyone with more information about the incident is asked to call Crimestoppers on 1800 333 000 or visit their website crimestoppers.com.au.

Greedy mum sets the tasty arm of the law on her hungry son

NC mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts

Latasha Love, N.C. mom, has son arrested for allegedly stealing her Pop-Tarts, report says

Somehow, I highly doubt that Pop Tarts are "made with real fruit"...

Somehow, I highly doubt that Pop Tarts are “made with real fruit”…

Latasha Renee Love (37), of Charlotte NC, called the po-po on her young son. Was he threatening her with a knife? Did he steal her car and crash it into a tree? NO! She had her son arrested and put through the juvenile court system, for the heinous crime of eating some POP TARTS!

The silly police officers actually turned up and arrested the poor kid, and charged him with misdemeanour larceny. The police estimated the value of the stolen goods to be a grand total of $5 and commonly found as a staple food item in most supermarkets throughout the USA. On Wednesday last week, a reporter waited two hours to speak to Greedy Mum. G.M. parked her car round the back of her house and briefly made an appearance on her front porch, but only to swear at the reporter and slam the door.

Oh come on now, Latasha. Where is the Love? Surely you could have shared the Pop Tarts with your son? Pop Tarts aren’t exactly a fine wine or vintage cheddar. The poor kid probably thought they were for him, seeing as Pop Tarts are marketed towards children. Greedy Mum has had problems with disciplining her son in the past, probably because she couldn’t get out of her mobility scooter or waddle fast enough to keep up with him. So she palmed the responsibility off to someone else.

The misdemeanour case against the poor boy will be heard in a juvenile court. At the expense of Greedy Mum.

Aussie’s Native Natterings: Pop Tarts used to be widespread here in Australia in the 90s, but now they’re only available in specialty shops. They’re really expensive (like $10 for 8 of them). I only like them occasionally, and I bought a 24-pack on the cheap once ($10). I shared them with my sisters, who expressed disbelief at the fact that Pop Tarts are a “breakfast food” in the US. We also laughed at the box because it claimed that Pop Tarts were a “good source of 8 vitamins and minerals”. You can’t get the full range of flavours here, only what the shops import. The last lot I had were Fudge Sundae.

Feeding your kid Pop Tarts for breakfast on a daily basis should be child abuse. Those things are seriously unhealthy.

Thanks to Muggle for the tip!

More Pop Tart deliciousness

More Pop Tart deliciousness

Burgle a house, but bring the kids along so they don’t feel left out

Kids in getaway car as couple burgle house

Kids in getaway car as WA couple burgle Warnbro house

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A Perth couple seemed to think it was “bring your kids to work day” when they decided to leave their six year old boy and three year old twin boys in their getaway car, while they broke into a home at Warnbro on Monday morning. Too bad that “bring your kids to work day” only applies to real jobs where you actually have to work for a dollar, and not take things from people that actually work just because you’re too lazy to go to work.

Police say that the burgling breeders, both aged 29, broke into the Warnbro home and stole a laptop and some jewellery. They tried to leave in the getaway car that was parked in the driveway, but an observant neighbour who had called police when he saw them, stalled them until the police arrived. It’s also alleged that the male burglar assaulted the neighbour, further delaying them. Nice going there, dipshit. What are you teaching your kids? That it’s okay to take things that don’t belong to you, because you won’t work for the money to get those things, and bash anyone who gets in your way?

The burgling breeders have been charged with aggravated burglary, stealing and assault with intent. They will appear in Perth Magistrate’s Court next Tuesday.

Jesus H. Christ, you dunderheads! First of all, don’t break into people’s homes and steal things. If you must steal things because you won’t get a job and want to support a drug habit, leave your kids with a babysitter or something. Or wait until they’re in school before going on a pinching spree. Or just don’t steal in the first place!

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