Tag Archives: Alcohol

“Cot death” baby found to have alcohol in system

Cot death: Father denies giving baby alcohol

Dead baby found with alcohol in blood

Baby inquest: expert dismisses father’s theory

An inquest has been held for a little baby boy who died in 2008, which found that the baby had a BAC of 0.03. The legal BAC limit for fully licensed drivers in Australia is 0.05, and can easily be reached by two standard drinks.

Little baby Shorn died in November 2008 after his father found him not breathing in his cot at the family’s home in Parmelia, southern Perth WA. After he was rushed to hospital, Shorn was given up to a dozen doses of adrenaline, and doctors found a faint pulse. However, baby Shorn suffered a cardiac arrest and had to be transferred to Perth where he died two days later. He was 46 days old. His mother was in hospital because she had problems with her Caesarean scar. I hope that she wasn’t in the same hospital as her baby. Imagine being in hospital and hearing that your baby died when your partner was supposed to be caring for him?

Doctors initially believed that Shorn had died from SIDS or cot death. An adult sized pillow was placed into Shorn’s cot and his father found him face-down in the pillow. There were no external signs of trauma and the pathologist couldn’t pinpoint an exact cause for Shorn’s death. However, when Shorn was admitted to hospital, a blood test was conducted and the doctors found the alcohol in his system. Now how did that get in there?

Shorn’s father initially told police that he hadn’t been drinking at the time of the incident, but later admitted that he had two cans of bourbon and coke before turning in for the night and that he only ever fed Shorn baby formula. He suggested that the alcohol may have transferred to Shorn when he was doing CPR and mouth to mouth on him. He also suggested that Shorn’s bottles may have been sterilised with alcohol and that’s how it got into him. The inquest heard that alcohol wasn’t used to sterilise the bottles and that there wasn’t any alcohol in the formula. The deputy coroner noted that if the mixed formula was left standing for a few days, it could produce some alcohol. She noted that this had happened with a bottle of formula that Shorn’s father had made and left on the coffee table when he found his son. The formula had been sitting there for three days and produced an alcohol reading of 0.019%. It was not likely that it was involved with the alcohol in the baby’s system. The coroner also noted that when she was young, alcohol was commonly used to soothe babies and that Shorn had a history of being hard to settle.

The toxicologist said that the reading would have been much higher when Shorn was found that morning. Dad had last fed him around 10pm the night before and put him to bed. He discounted the theory of the sterilisation and the CPR, and stated that a teaspoon of spirits such as bourbon, whiskey or gin could have caused the baby’s reading to be so high. The expert could not confidently say that the alcohol caused the baby’s death or that he had a lethal amount in his system. The level measured at the hospital wasn’t lethal, but anything over 0.01 was concerning. He said that alcohol had a sedative effect on babies, and that it affects their breathing, posture control and gag reflex.

The inquest is continuing, with the father yet to give evidence. The coroner has urged him to tell the truth, even if he did give the baby alcohol.

Rest in peace, little Shorn.

Slovenly sow and her ghastly gal-pal torture teen son

Two women arrested for taping up teen before pouring hot sauce in eyes

Robin Rumsey

Let’s clean that silly smirk off your face, Robin. With hot sauce!

Hot Sauce Abuse

The foul friend, Krista Miller

Now I’m not afraid to admit that I’m a grade-A stumblebum. I’ve broken my fair share of plates, cups and glasses. One time I accidentally broke a plate belonging to my great grandma. Mum wasn’t very pleased about that and yelled at me. What she didn’t do was tie me up and torture me.

Robin Willette “I know what she was guzzling” Rumsey (38) and her scissor sister Krista Jean Miller (33) from Utah, apparently can’t afford to replace glass dishes. Or have an over-attachment to the everyday, garden variety casserole dish. They felt that a fitting method for punishing Rumsey’s 14 year old son for breaking a glass dish was to tie him up and rub Tabasco sauce in his fucking EYES!! The only situation where I think it’s appropriate to put Tabasco sauce in someone’s eyes is if they’re trying to rape or mug you (I make home-made mace because our sissy NSW laws don’t allow women to carry mace for the purpose of self defence. The key ingredient is Tabasco sauce or ammonia)

Not surprisingly, this wasn’t the first time the poor boy had been abused by these penis ogres. On other occasions, the pudgy pigs forced him to smoke pot, poured alcohol all over his face and held him in the basement. I bet it wasn’t even nice alcohol, it was probably gin they poured on him. The useless bullfrog bitches could do with less alcohol, look at all those broken blood vessels and blotchy complexions!

The skanktards had been living in a house owned by Miller’s foster mother, who evicted them because they weren’t paying rent. So not only are they child abusers, they’re also deadbeat sponges! Nice… The foster mother doesn’t believe that her precious offspring could be an abusive twat, and says that the story was concocted by the boy’s dad because of a custody battle. Well, guess what Ma? The police are investigating, and found that there is no custody dispute going on! Seems like your daughter rubbed Tabasco sauce in her eyes too, because she’s blind to the fact that her daughter is a nasty whore who likes to abuse children.

The scissor sisters have been arrested and charged with felony child abuse and child endangerment. They could be facing more charges as the investigation continues. The boy has been returned to his father’s custody. I can’t understand why he would’ve left that bloated blob-monster /sarcasm.

Missing and in danger – Zaine Lee

Zaine Lee, aged 1, from Bakersfield CA is missing. He has been kidnapped by his mother and is presumed to be in the company of her and his half-sister. He is in danger because his egg-donor does not have custody of him due to drug and alcohol issues. He was last seen on Christmas Eve last year. Egg donor may still be in California or may be travelling to Washington or Oregon. If I can find a photo of the egg donor, I’ll put it up.

If you see this little boy or have information about his whereabouts, please call the National Centre for Missing & exploited children on 1800 843 5678. Or the Kern County District Attorney’s Office 1661 327 7111.

Korrie-Lynn Kinnear likes to beat on toddlers

Korrie-Lynn Kinnear

Retarded bitch

Mother imprisoned for violent toddler beatings

Sarnia, ON mother sentenced to 3 years for beating toddlers

Is that an infected arsehole on the egg-donor’s face? Oh wait, it’s a pathetic attempt at looking “sexy”.

Korrie-Lynn Kinnear (23), of Sarnia, Ontario, likes to beat on her toddlers. Her two very young kids suffered extensive injuries including fractured ribs and severe bruising from their egg-donors attempts at “discipline”. Here’s a tip, bitch. If you’re leaving marks and causing long-term damage, that’s not “discipline” – that’s abuse! Punching and kicking your kids is not the same as a smack on the bum. I’m child-free and even I know that! The “discipline” started off as slaps and backhand punches, as the birth vessel became more and more frustrated at her children. She would scream obscenities at them and tell them they were useless. Wow, what a wonderful thing to teach your young, impressionable children to say!

One of the children had 13 rib fractures and the other had 2 rib fractures. Both the kids were under two when the beatings occurred. FUCK!! A smack on the hand/backside is okay for punishment, but a full-on beating? On a little toddler? What the fuck is wrong with you?! The doc who examined the kids had to compose himself, he was so overcome with emotion because he hadn’t seen such extensive bruising on a small child like that. Of course, the axe wound never sought medical help for her kids and never beat them about the face. Of course not. She had the forethought to know it was wrong to beat her kids so she tried to hide it. So it wasn’t punishment at all, she just liked to punch up toddlers, under the guise of discipline.

The answer to the question of “what the fuck is wrong with her?!”: She has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I’m not making it up. She was a sufferer of child abuse herself, too. So she knew damn well what it was like to be abused by her parents, yet she chose to inflict that horror and pain on her own offspring. I couldn’t give two fucks whether some enabler says “But that’s all she knows!!” She knew how it felt to be abused, so she knew better than to do it to her own kids! She also drank heavily and abused oxycodone. No surprises there, it was available to her in utero and she probably felt she couldn’t live without it. But I don’t care how fucking hard her life was. There is no excuse to abuse your children, none whatsoever.

The gaping gash was sentenced to only 3 years prison! What the fuck is up with that? She fricking abused her kids, you idiot! Sounds like the judge has brain damage too! But apparently, that’s a harsher penalty than usual for bad breeders. And she cried like the stupid bitch she is, because she got caught bashing her kids. I hope those three years are long and torturous for her, and may her fellow inmates have no patience for a child abuser. She is not allowed to contact her kids and she is banned from owning weapons (I thought that would be obvious since she has a mental deficiency) This egg donor should never have been allowed to breed, considering her IQ and the drug and alcohol problems. I thought that sort of thing would cause damage to the reproductive parts? Evidently not. Anyhoo, the kiddos are now away from this damaged DNA and are reportedly doing well. Hopefully they can break the cycle and go on to be productive members of society.

I did some research and found the egg donor’s Facebook page. Here’s some pearls of wisdom from her mutated mind: “I am who I am my mouth says it all you don’t like my words tune me out” Yeah it’s pretty hard to tune out abuse. Let’s hope you can tune out the taunts and jeers (plus all the beatings) from your fellow inmates. Here’s another little gem “Everyone has their own opinions and everyone is entitled to voice them. But make sure your back yard is clean before you judge your neighbour’s” Well, I will judge the fuck out of you because you’re a brain-damaged, oxygen-thieving child abuser. And your backyard ain’t clean, it’s full of dog shit. Our tipster also tells us that you stole from your employers and can’t hold down a job because you have sticky fingers. Maybe you can put those fingers to use, and try to steal from Big Bertha or any of the other head bitches in the pen. See how well theft goes down there. 

Luckily there are no dead kids, and that they’ve gotten away from that mutant monster. I don’t know what the fate of her “engaged” relationship status will be, but if her cunt-plug is willing to marry a known child abuser, he’s a desperate dick.

Thanks to the Anon tipster for the tip. Should anyone object to my use of “retarded” to describe this bitch, especially because she has FAS, tough titties. Her actions were dimwitted and lacking in intelligence. She is slow and deficient – which is the original meaning of “retard/ed”

 

 

Hateful Hatey hits his son

Partner avoids jail for attack

Hateful crapbag destroyed his family because of grog

 This histoire of horrible hitting comes to you from Wanagnui, New Zealand. Bodene Benjamin Tekaha Hati (try saying that five times fast!) has narrowly escaped jail after smacking around his girlfriend and his 6 year old son. I think his name suits him better if I spell it a little differently…

The day started off just like any other spring day in New Zealand. The sun was shining and the birds were singing. Hatey’s partner wanted to partake of the lovely sunshine so she opened the curtains. That’s when Hateful Hatey kicked her in the back because the sunlight was worsening his hangover (probably). After this little hiccup, Mrs. Hati went into the kitchen to make some breakfast. Hatey didn’t want any breakfast (probably because he felt nauseous from a hangover) so he grabbed their 6 year old son by the hair and threw him onto a bed that was in the loungeroom.

Mrs. Hatey yelled at him to stop but Hatey didn’t want to stop, so he pushed her into a wall and then punched her twice in the left side of the face. Then he kicked and punched her in the stomach. Hatey then followed his girlfriend into the bathroom where he told her “you’re lucky that’s all you got”. Then he grabbed her by the throat, leaving her gasping for breath. She managed to free herself from Hatey’s clutches, but he grabbed her in another bedroom and kicked her 3 or 4 times in the left thigh and twice in the stomach. Unperturbed by Hatey’s campaign of cuntery, Mrs. Hatey went back into the kitchen to continue making breakfast. Okay, well if you’re that hungry. She soon heard a hullaballoo coming from the loungeroom and found Hatey and their son in there. Hatey screamed like a little bitch for his partner and his son to go outside. As the frightened family made their way outside, Hatey then grabbed their son back, threw him against the wall and slapped him. Because the boy just hadn’t been traumatised enough by seeing his mum being bashed and by being thrown around by his sperm donor!

From reading the graphic description of the girlfriend’s beating, you may be able to guess why he was targeting her stomach area. Any takers? The girlfriend thought she may have been pregnant. The motive behind the beating was that Hatey had lost his job and his partner hadn’t paid the bills. Well, Hatey, maybe if you weren’t such a hateful douchebag, you’d still have a job because people would actually want to work with you? I can’t imagine why you lost your job. As for the bills, what’s stopping you from paying them yourself? Or did you piss the bill money up against the wall? Shoot it into your arms perhaps? It’s not hard to infer that if he’s just lost his job and she thinks she might be pregnant, that he might’ve been trying to get rid of another possible drain on finances.

The judge was surprised by Hatey’s pre-sentencing report that recommended home detention, where imprisonment would’ve been more appropriate. Nah, you think?! Home detention was what they wanted, so home detention is what he got. he was charged with intent to injure and assault on a child. 6 months. He copped another 4 months for a drink driving charge. What the fuck is it with Kiwi courts and “home detention”? Are they too afraid to give out real sentences? At least he’ll be serving it at his parents place in Wainuiomata, and hopefully his partner may have the good sense not to follow him. She’s not completely blameless in all of this. In 2009, Hatey was charged with assault – on her! Why didn’t you leave then and spare yourself and the kids grief?

I’m going on looks here, but Hatey’s partner seems rather plain. And on the bigger side. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Strewth, I’m not exactly an oil painting either and I’m carrying more kg’s than what’s good for me. But this may contribute to her sticking around Hatey despite the anger and grog problems. She may not have the self-esteem to think that she deserves better. She may think that she can “fix” him. If you’re out there, please read this. You cannot fix him. He can only fix himself and only if he chooses to. You can do better. Stay in Wanagnui and raise your kids away from the grog and the anger. Your children deserve a peaceful home and you can provide it all without him.

More krazy Kiwi hijinks!

Boy, 7, found driving by police

Drink-driving with the kids

I thought during the Australia Day long weekend that there’d be something going on involving kids and alcohol. Aussies tend to get drunk and crazy on Aus day. But no, it’s been quiet. Shame the same can’t be said for our cousins across the ditch! Here is a tale of two Kiwis who were caught boozing it up while driving.

An Auckland grandbreeder has been charged with allowing his 7 year old grandson to drive, as well as a few drink driving charges and child neglect charges. Tehere Maihi Maaka (49) was charged with dangerous driving, driving with excess breath alcohol and allowing his grandson to drive on a public road. Even though the boy was behind the wheel of the car, Maaka was still charged with reckless driving and drink-driving because it was presumed that he had driven the car at some stage in the day. They were pulled over by police around lunchtime (!!!) just 500m from Maaka’s house and when they breathalysed him, they found him to be nearly three times the legal NZ limit. At lunchtime!!! So if he was drunk, what was he doing driving and why was he looking after the boy while drunk??? Well, Mr. Maaka’s son has denied that his Daddy dearest has done anything wrong! He denies that the boy was driving and that his dad is hurting and going through a bad time at the moment. So, did the cops just make up lies about who they saw driving? I don’t think so. This might explain why the boy was allowed to be supervised by a drunk, because his DNA donor doesn’t give a shit! Maaka has been remanded on bail without plea and will re-appear in court next month.

Our second sloshed story involves an egg-warmer by the name of Georgina Sheila Walters (30). She was busted with an open can of bourbon and coke beside the driver’s seat with her 9 and 11 year old daughters in the car with her. Hmmm I wonder if that drink belonged to the kiddies? Probably not, because bourbon is one of the most vile things I’ve ever drunk. It’s not even nice with coke. The cops clocked her at twice the legal limit and she told them that she’d drunk a bottle of wine and two beers before driving home. Is she insane? That would have me feeling very dizzy, let alone being able to drive. And where did she get the booze from? Did she go to the pub and down them in front of her daughters? Or did she get them from the bottlo and guzzle them out of a paper bag like the classy bitch she is? She managed to dodge the slammer and was sentenced to 100 hours of community service and disqualified from driving indefinitely. This is her THIRD drink-driving offence, that should mean jail time because she obviously didn’t learn the first two times! Sadly, her daughters remain in her “care” and family members have expressed concern for their safety and wellbeing as long as they remain with her because Ms. Walters has had ongoing problems with the grog. I hope that should anything happen, that the family will be willing to care for the girls and give them the safety and stability they deserve.

Both matters have been reported to Child, Youth and Family services.

I got into an argument about welfare sanctioning with some lefty socialist greenies the other day. I suggested that Australia/New Zealand should adopt the US model of food stamps and EBT cards to prevent benefits from being wasted on booze and drugs. They told me that people should be allowed to “self-medicate” and then called me a racist because I said that people should work and be resourceful in times of adversity, like our ancestors did. I basically told them to go chain themselves to a coal loader and get squished between the gears, because this kind of thinking is dangerous and produces the welfare entitled drug and alcohol addicts that think the world should lift them up and wipe their arses for them. Drug and alcohol problems don’t just hurt the addict, they hurt those around them. No more enabling. No more excuses.

Tanked toad thumps tyke

Angela Christine Gerber mugshot

If this is what happens to your looks when you drink, I’ll never drink again!

 

A long lost twin perhaps?

 

Police: Drunken woman struck child

Tomorrow is Australia Day here. This time tomorrow, I’m going to be hanging poolside decked out in Australian flag gear, munching on ‘roo steaks, dangling a line and knocking back a few beers. However, I won’t be knocking around kids because I’m not a child abuser.

Angela Christine Gerber (33) is a drunkard and a child abuser. She bashed her child while she was blotto. Her kid told the cops that her egg donor hit her several times and knocked her once on the noggin. One officer also reported seeing a mark on the girl’s head. There were six kiddos in the house at the time, ranging from six months old to mid-teens. It seems only the victim was singled out for a flogging.

The po-po breathalysed her and clocked her at 0.142 % blood alcohol content, nearly twice the limit for motorists. She’s being held in Delaware County Jail under a $7500 bond and she’s being charged with battery and six counts of neglect of a dependent.

This isn’t the drunken dodo’s first brush with the law. Oh no siree! In 2007 she was convicted of child neglect and now she’s also being convicted of three counts of battery, driving while intoxicated and resisting law enforcement! This bitch needs to be put away and soon! A run-in with the law usually sets most people straight. But not this toad. She just doesn’t know when to quit.

There’s no word as to where the kids are going, I hope it’s with their family and away from this menace.

 

Thanks to Shanna for the tip!

Girl injured after drunken breeders crash quad bike

Girl critical after quad bike rolls with drunk adults

Fury over quad-bike adults drinking before girl hurt

Woman asked to take quad bike crash blame

 

The quad bike involved in the accident. Photo / Hawkes Bay Today

Six year old Ashlee Shorrock is in a critical condition at Auckland’s Starship Children’s Hospital, after a quad bike that she was on crashed into a ditch in Hawkes’ Bay. The quad bike was being driven by an adult (it’s not clear who yet) who had spent the day drinking and was smashed as a crab! Ashlee’s father, Daniel Shorrock (28), and two other adults had been drinking all day before they decided to drive the quad home. Ashlee’s stepmum Stephanie Lucas (22) had only had one drink that day, but nevertheless let a drunk person drive the quad bike home. Idiot! Now we all know what happens when you mix alcohol and driving. It doesn’t end well. The quad bike, carrying Ashlee, her dad, her step mum and two other adults crashed into the ditch on Okaihau Rd, near Waimarama Beach shortly before midnight. I didn’t know quad bikes could carry five people, but now we know they can’t…

Stephanie was asked to take the blame because she’d had the least to drink. Well, Stephanie, you should’ve offered to drive the quad instead of letting some drunken idiot take the wheel. She was also conveniently forgetful about who was actually driving that night. She claimed she’d only had one drink that day, yet couldn’t remember who was driving. Either she’s lying about how much she had to drink, or she actually does know who was driving and my money’s going to be on Ashlee’s dad. Either way she knew that whoever was driving wasn’t fit to drive, yet she still placed Ashlee in harm’s way by putting her on a quad with a drunkard at the wheel. She could’ve walked with Ashlee or offered to commandeer the bike. But no, that would’ve been sensible. Poor Ashlee didn’t have a say in this and now she’s injured.

The adults were injured too, but not to the extent that Ashley was. They’ve all been discharged from hospital while Ashlee continues to suffer.

Quad bikes in New Zealand are subjected to the same laws as any other vehicle travelling on a public road. They must be registered and the riders licensed to drive them. My bet is that this bike and driver were neither. Police are investigating, and charges may be filed against the adults. Nah, do you think?!

 

Homophobic hag allows daughter to be raped, films it

Anti-gay activist found guilty of filming child porn

Anti-Gay Zealot Guilty of Child Pornography After Videotaping 14-Year-Old Daughter Having Sex

Anti-gay lawyer Lisa Biron, 43, faces 25 years in prison for forcing her 14-year-old daughter to have sex with two men.

Intolerant and incestuous hag

I had to save this until I got back from work. I cannot get my head around it. Firstly I am disgusted and saddened that “anti-gay” activism exists. I was brought up to be tolerant of others’ differences. I have many gay friends who are awesome and beautiful, inside and out. My neighbours growing up were a transgender couple who were the nicest people. I seriously cannot believe that some people cannot appreciate others for who they are, and are full of so much vitriol and hatred for their fellow humans.

Lisa Biron (43) of Manchester, New Hampshire, is an intolerant homophobe and a religious nutjob. She is also a child molester. She got her 14 year old virgin daughter drunk and filmed her being raped by two men. She also filmed herself sexually assaulting her OWN DAUGHTER!! Argh!! She also took another teenage girl to Canada for the purpose of making more films. She has been found guilty of child pornography after the jury deliberated for all of less than one hour, and now faces a minimum sentence of 25 years – 10 years for the transportation charge and 15 years per child exploitation charge, of which there is 8. Fuck yeah!! Now to find the two perverts who raped her and charge them with rape, sexual assault and child porn…

Wanna know the real kicker? Biron (or should I say Bigot) has been working with a virulently anti-gay Christian right organisation which actively demonises the LGBTI community by making up stupid bullshit like how homosexuality and pedophilia are linked, and that gays take away freedom of speech. Bigot just proved that it’s actually homophobia that’s linked with pedophilia, and that deep down inside, she has lesbian tendencies. But she’s not one of the people she dehumanises. You know why? Gay people would never molest their own children, gay people do not advocate rape, gay people are good parents. Bigot hates them so much because she wants to be one of them, but never can become part of their community. She wants them to be like her instead.

Bigot claimed on her Facebook page (which has been shut down) that her favourite book was the bible and that she worked with the “Alliance Defending Freedom”, the aforementioned homophobic, religious whackjob organisation. The ADF have since removed any mention of her working with them and deletes any comments mentioning her on their website. They are ashamed of her. Bigot has nowhere to go but the slammer, where Big Bertha and her lackeys will be waiting with open arms and open legs. Although I don’t think Bigot is pretty enough to be Bertha’s bitch. They might just shank her with a sharpened crucifix instead.

I think Bigot’s daughter was coming out as a lesbian and Bigot didn’t like that, so she tried to “convert” her by having men rape her. I don’t know why Bigot sexually assaulted her own daughter, it makes no sense. Maybe she wanted to see if her daughter still liked women. Maybe Bigot wanted a lesbian experience. Who knows, I really don’t want to delve into her sick and twisted mind.

 

 

 

Horrid Hutt Hovel

** Deviating from our regular format, I’m starting this post by thanking our new helper, Aussie Sabbath, for the tip and write up on this account.  I’m loving that you can almost hear the ‘roo in her writing. 

 kiwi_drunk

Alleged child neglect investigation

Parents accused of neglecting kids  

 

Firstly, G’day! I will be covering mainly stories from Australia and New Zealand, as well as some other stories that I happen across. Thanks to Malevolent April for inviting me on board.

 
Now us Aussies like to take potshots at the Kiwis. We laugh at their accents and the rumours of what they do with sheep, and we get annoyed when they flog us at Cricket. Today we’re taking potshots at these Kiwis for a completely different reason.

 
Two Kiwi breeders from Lower Hutt NZ have been charged with four counts of neglect after an initial police visit for a loud domestic disturbance. Police and CYFS (Child Youth and Family Services) found that the 4 children, aged between 4 years and 7 months, were unwashed, there was no food in the house and that they all shared a mattress in the loungeroom. The breeders’ names have been suppressed (but not their ages), so I’m going to name the male Sheep-fucker (25) and the female Sheep-sucker (22).

 
The family had moved in just before Christmas and neighbours reported (after the fact, of course) that there was constant yelling, screaming and drinking going on after the family moved in. Sheep-fucker and Sheep-sucker were constantly drinking and partying in the two days leading up to the bust. The children were often locked in the car for 15 to 20 minutes at a time while there was screaming and yelling coming from the house.

 
 Now, for those of you that don’t know, in the Southern Hemisphere, our seasons are kinda back to front. At this time, it’s summer and it’s as dry as buggery here in Oz and NZ is just the same. To be locked in a car in this heat and too scared to get out because of the fighting going on is just awful. And with the baby crying, it would be torture. Imagine if one of them got heatstroke and died!

 
One neighbour also reported that she was worried for the kids as they often crossed the busy road unsupervised to go play in the creek. In one instance, tires were heard screeching when a car narrowly missed hitting one of them. Other neighbours said that the kids were often up as late as 2am playing and that Sheep-sucker was spotted drinking bourbon early one morning. The Breakfast of Champions!!
Before the breeders and one other “adult” were arrested, partygoers hurled abuse at the police and a woman sped off drunk with three unrestrained kiddos in the backseat. Clas-sy! It turned out these poor kids were being babysat by these party pigs! After hearing what they did to their own kids, I wouldn’t let them babysit my plants!!

 
Breeders faced court today charged with 4 counts of neglect. Sheep-fucker’s brother made excuses for their appalling behaviour, saying that they’re a good family and that they were caught at a bad time. Yeah, being caught neglecting your children is always a bad time, mate. He said they hadn’t gotten their furniture because it was due to be delivered the day they were arrested and that moving house was stressful on them.  Sheep-sucker’s mother went as far as to blame society for not giving them a chance to move up in the world. Aww, of course it isn’t their fault, dear. It’s not their fault they won’t stop partying and that they don’t give a shit about their kids. Better blame everyone else but them, lovie. No doubt that these idiots will Google the case and come here defending them to the hilt.

 
I’ve moved house a billion times in my 23 years on this planet but bloody hell! You can wrangle some food for the little ‘uns, you know! You pop down to the corner shop on your usual trip getting your smokes and VB, and you grab some nuggets and chips, a bottle of milk and a box of cereal for the kiddies! Even if you have to buy a new oven tray because the old one’s mixed in with the legos or the bathroom supplies and you can’t remember which box you put it in because you forgot to label them.  

 

(MalevolenetApril reads this part ina very Kiwi accent that she knows well….)  Even grab some “fesh and chups”. Go to the shops and order “sex pices of fesh n sex dollars worth of chups”. If your new house has a “dick” go eat them out there if the weather’s nice. But feed your kids for Christ’s sake!

 
The little tackers are now in the custody of CYFS.