The title says it all, folks! Now I’ve heard everything – I think. We get this all the way from Savannah, GA (where, incidentally, my hubby is currently ‘stationed’). Little Miss Genius Halfwit up there (aka Anitra Hicks) killed her newborn son. Do you know why? Because she thought he was a piece of shit. No, really. She did. That’s her actual excuse. Well, to be quite fair, that’s the grandmother’s excuse, but I think she got it from the mother. Anyway, that’s the word on the street. The birth vessel gave birth in a toilet, and because she thought she was having a bowel movement, she assumed the item that made the splash was fecal matter. Yeah, and I guess when she looked in the potty before flushing, she thought her son was just a strangely shaped turd. No, that couldn’t be it – because she fished him out and put him in the trash.
Now, I don’t know about y’all, but when I unburden my bowels, I do not then remove the excrement from the commode for a better look before tossing it in the garbage can. That’s why I bought a toilet with the shiny little silver ‘comma looking’ thing on the side. It’s called a handle, and it causes the toilet to flush. I got that feature precisely so I would not have to go bobbing for breakfast after it made it’s journey through my digestive system and found a new home in the bathroom poop pool. Otherwise known as the toilet. I prefer not t o touch the food but once, and that’s when it enters my body – not at the time of exit.
So, teentwat was preggers, and didn’t know it (yup, that’s the other excuse, she didn’t know – but that’s such a lame, tired line of BS that I decided to go with the ‘bodily functions’ excuse she provided, instead). Her Ma says she only weighed a buck-fifteen (that’s 115 pounds, for all of you non-southerners), and the poor girl just didn’t know she was knocked up. Her Ma also says that she (the Ma/grandma to dead baby) works in the medical field, and has for many years and her darling daughter never once skipped a period. Hey, grandma, if you want to use your medical knowledge to excuse your daughter’s murder of her son (your grandson), then please explain why she thought the baby in the toilet was a piece of fecal matter. Does this brilliant child of yours not know what a baby looks like? What field of medicine did you work in, anyway? the nuthouse? I don’t care if she knew she was preggo or not…as soon as she identified the object in the toilet as a baby, HER BABY, she should have grabbed him and RUN, not walked, but RUN, to the nearest hospital to get him some help. Instead, she threw him in the trash, no doubt expecting that the garbageman would also be the proud possessor of a degree in pediatric medicine, and would be able to help her son when he was found. Nah, I don’t believe that either, but it sounds at least as plausible as the story we are all being given as the gospel truth by the murderer’s family.
Oh, and the “she didn’t know she was preggo” line has been debunked already, anyway. In court, it was mentioned that it was ‘common knowledge’ that Anitra was knocked up. Oops! I guess that lie just bit the dust. I guess she’ll just have to rely on the ‘baby looked like a bowel movement’ defense. Good luck with that one. Ya know, I think that even if I DID have a bowel movement that looked like a baby, I might have kept it. I mean, you can sell ANYTHING on e-bay these days! I bet that would fetch a good price. If I managed to pass it off as art, I could probably make a mint!
I would apologize for the ‘rantiness’ of this post, but then I would be depriving all of the complainers on BB of their chance to post a comment griping about my utter lack of professionalism and the time of theirs I have wasted by posting my opinion rather than the facts. So, no apology today, folks. The only thing I’m sorry about in this post is that there is a dead baby, and the mother did not have the decency to die in childbirth herself.
If you read the linked articles (^above^), you will discover a plethora of other details that I left out. Like that Anitra’s mother thinks she should be allowed to remain out on bail so she can graduate with her class….yup, that’s right. Even murderers need an education, I guess. *gag* Y’all help yourselves to the articles and feel free to comment on anything else I may have left out.
Thanks for this ‘tip’ go to me. I have been on vacation for a couple of weeks, and have had a little more free time to do some research of my own.