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Blow-torch breeders

Boys ‘assaulted’ with gas soldering torch

Sydney brothers tortured with ropes, gas torch and hammer, police claim

Boys ‘assaulted’ with gas soldering torch

Thanks to Kate and Trench for alerting me to this one.

No names because the Australian government prefers to protect the criminals, rather than the victims.

A Sydney incubator and her sex toy have been arrested after police allege they tortured the incubator’s sons with a gas-powered soldering iron, ropes and a hammer.

soldering torch

The department of Family and Community services swooped in and removed the 8 and 10 year old boys, along with their 5 month old half brother from the horror of their breeders. Police stormed the house at St George and snapped up evidence including the soldering iron, ropes, sticks and the hammer that were used to torment and torture the older boys. Thankfully, and perhaps not surprisingly, the baby was left alone since he belonged to the step penis.

The 33 year old sex toy and the 30 year old hot pocket were charged at Kogarah police station and later faced Sutherland local court. Step penis was charged with four counts of bodily harm, and the incubator only charged with one count. They have been refused bail, thank fuck.

I used to study electronics. One day, I wasn’t very careful with the soldering iron and I absent mindedly grabbed the hot end of it. The iron instantly seared my flesh and it absolutely cained for a couple of days. The gas powered soldering iron can reach temperatures up to 850C (1562F). That is more than 3 times the temperature at which paper ignites (232C/451F). The step penis needs this implement stuck up his dick hole and the incubator needs her flaps welded shut so that this callous couple can never ever reproduce again.

Baby bashed up in Queensland

Mum accused of punching baby in face

Mum charged with bashing her baby

Police examine the scene of the bashing

Police examine the scene of the bashing

There are many ways of dealing with a crying baby. There are also ways of dealing with stress and anger. None of the methods involve punching a living thing.

A Queensland bitch has been charged with assault occasioning bodily harm after she allegedly punched her 5 month old baby girl in the face multiple times. The reason for the cowardly punch? The baby wouldn’t stop crying. Witnesses in Eyre Street, North Ward saw the bitch attacking her baby at around 1pm and called the police. Bitch remains in police custody.

The baby is in hospital recovering from bruising and facial injuries for the time being. It’s not known whether the baby incurred any brain damage or other internal injuries from the bashing.

Not surprisingly, it was found that the bitch had been drinking and was intoxicated. At 1pm in the afternoon. While caring for her baby.

QLD Police say there are no laws specific to the assault of a baby and that the punishment is not generally greater just because the victim is a baby or a child. They further explained that if the punishment is increased due to the age of the victim, it’s generally up to the courts to determine whether that would be the case. Another spokesperson has come forward to say that assaults on children in Townsville were becoming a daily occurrence, especially because of the school holidays and the associated stress.

Why do Queenslanders put four exes on beer cans?

Because they can’t spell “beer”.