Thanks to Lucy for this one. I will catch up on the rest of the open thread links, plus some of my own thrown in the mix, in between watching “Under the Dome”. I will have to pick and choose due to limited time, but I promise I will pick the saddest or the ones with the ugliest mugshots (and therefore the most mileage). I probably won’t get around to everyone but the links live on in the Open Thread, so never fear.
Our sorry-looking shit-eater up there is David Steiger (19) of Sparta, Michigan. He was charged with first-degree child abuse after his 20-day-old baby boy Jaxson had 19 broken bones, which shit-eating Steiger lamely attributed to him “falling off the couch”. When the police refused to buy that load of bulldust, Shit-Eater ‘fessed up to bending the Jaxson’s leg until he heard a POP but can’t remember anymore because he says he “blacked out”. That popping sound, according to doctors, was the his tibia and femur breaking. Now, baby’s bones are still growing and are very flexible. Shit-eater would have had to push his son’s leg very, very hard to break it. Why the fuck would he do that?! A baby is fragile! You don’t “push” on any of their limbs!! Fuck!! Shit-eater needs his fucking FACE fucking “blacked out”!!
An anonymous friend got Shit-eater to take his baby to the hospital after they noticed the baby gasping for air. Shit-eater was hesitant to take his baby to medical help for the same reason all bad breeders refuse medical help: Because CPS will be all over him like flies on a cow pat.
Police documents show that Shit-eater took full responsibility for the injuries with his partner not being responsible for any. No way could she not know her baby was broken or that her salami was violent or angry.
Shit-eating Steiger is being held on $100,000 bond in Kent County Jail. If he is convicted (how can he not be?) he will face life in prison. And so he should. Come to think of it, the shit stain on his chin looks almost like a dick and balls. Almost like an open invite for Bubba and friends to “Insert dick here”.
Baby Jaxson is in a fair condition at Helen Devos Children’s Hospital in Grand Rapids.