I’d like to start off this post by asking “What the hell is wrong with people in Florida?” It seems half the stories on this site come from there. As someone who is not American and has never been to the US, let alone this problematic state, it puzzles me. There are some parts of Australia where child abuse is common, but not as prolific as Florida! So what the hell is going on?!
Lake County deputies have nabbed 27 year old Lynsey Overton after her baby was found to have blood clots and other injuries. Look at her boggle-eyes. I’d say she looks like a frog, but I think frogs are cute.
According to the report, Boggle-eyes shook the baby because she wouldn’t stop crying. She also smacked the baby in the face and forced a bottle into her mouth, causing her to throw up. The baby was taken to the hospital after Boggle-eyes’ cousin found her shaking and acting abnormally, and doctors found that her leg was fractured on top of all the other injuries she suffered. Well, fuck me!! No wonder she was crying!!
At first Boggle-eyes blamed her boyfriend, but then admitted to treating the baby roughly. Apart from the beating, it was also found that the baby was malnourished. Boggle-eyes explained that doctors had told her to feed the baby every three hours, but she liked to sleep in and didn’t want to get up and feed her. I like to sleep in too, bitch. But I have to go to work. Sometimes I don’t like to, but I have to because I have a responsibility to my employer. You have a responsibility to feed and care for your baby. So do it.
This isn’t the first time Boggle-eyes has abused a baby. She had a little boy taken away from her by DCF. I don’t know why, but I presume it was for similar reasons.
Lynsey “Boggle-eyes” Overton has been charged with child abuse and neglect, and is currently being held without bond. Police have tacked on an extra charge of “aggravated transfer of mutant hillbilly numptard DNA”. (or so the hearsay goes). Baby is still in hospital recovering from her injuries.
Overton…Overton…that name sounds familiar…a relative of hers?
Thanks to Mandy for the tip and to Malevolent April for forwarding it to me.