Tag Archives: Delaware County

Tanked toad thumps tyke

Angela Christine Gerber mugshot

If this is what happens to your looks when you drink, I’ll never drink again!

 

A long lost twin perhaps?

 

Police: Drunken woman struck child

Tomorrow is Australia Day here. This time tomorrow, I’m going to be hanging poolside decked out in Australian flag gear, munching on ‘roo steaks, dangling a line and knocking back a few beers. However, I won’t be knocking around kids because I’m not a child abuser.

Angela Christine Gerber (33) is a drunkard and a child abuser. She bashed her child while she was blotto. Her kid told the cops that her egg donor hit her several times and knocked her once on the noggin. One officer also reported seeing a mark on the girl’s head. There were six kiddos in the house at the time, ranging from six months old to mid-teens. It seems only the victim was singled out for a flogging.

The po-po breathalysed her and clocked her at 0.142 % blood alcohol content, nearly twice the limit for motorists. She’s being held in Delaware County Jail under a $7500 bond and she’s being charged with battery and six counts of neglect of a dependent.

This isn’t the drunken dodo’s first brush with the law. Oh no siree! In 2007 she was convicted of child neglect and now she’s also being convicted of three counts of battery, driving while intoxicated and resisting law enforcement! This bitch needs to be put away and soon! A run-in with the law usually sets most people straight. But not this toad. She just doesn’t know when to quit.

There’s no word as to where the kids are going, I hope it’s with their family and away from this menace.

 

Thanks to Shanna for the tip!

Moronic Melissa left her kids home alone

Mom who left kids alone faces endangerment charges

 

At least she got her makeup did for the mugshot!

That purty party princess up there is Melissa Melba George (40) of East Lansdowne, Delaware County, Philadelphia. She’s being charged with two counts of child endangerment after she left her two kids home alone for a few days.

The MIA moron disappeared for several days, while her two kids aged 9 and 11 were left to fend for themselves. Her own children reported her missing and a missing person bulletin was issued in the local paper. Shortly after the article was published, the cops started getting reports of sightings of Miss Melissa in the area and she shortly returned voluntarily. Why, were people asking her about her children?

Those poor kids! Imagine coming home to find that your mum isn’t back from work or isn’t in the house full-stop. No note, no phone call, no nothing. Then having to fend for yourselves for a few days, all the while worrying where your mum is. At least they hadn’t starved, there appeared to be food in the house. I still get anxious if my mum doesn’t come back from somewhere at the time she said she’d be back. All sorts of thoughts run through my head about accidents and stuff. I couldn’t imagine what would be going on with these two poor kids. And especially because she didn’t have a reason for her abrupt departure. I reckon she’d had enough of her two kids and just wanted to escape for a few days.

The two kids are now in the custody of Delaware County Children and Youth Services.

 

Bitch in Crayon

Mom Scratched Profanity Onto Son’s Forehead, Police Say:

30-year-old Sherri A. Feuston of Delaware County, Indiana sent her fourth grade son to school with the word ‘bitch’ written on his forehead in crayon. School kids being what they are were very curious to how he got that and I’m sure they weren’t very kind about it. I can only imagine how the teachers reacted when they saw it. Of course the kid was humiliated.

When police went to pay Ms. Feuston a visit she claims that she did it while they were playing around. Let that set in for a minute.

Got it now? Ok.

Even if they were just ‘playing around’ how low class is that to write that on your kid’s forehead. And why did she not make him clean it off before he went to school?

At least she didn’t use a Newport.

Thanks to LadyJade for the tip.