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Kiwi Kookout…5 year olds are not on the menu!

Man admits burning boy’s face with heater

I haven’t posted for a while and I’m sorry for my absence. As some of you may know, Australia has just had a federal election and we’re still reeling from the results.

A 46 year old New Zealand man is in jail after allegedly causing disfiguring facial burns to a 5 year old boy. According to reports, the man held the boy’s face up to the grill of an electric heater, causing 3rd degree burns. The reason for this sadistic sizzle? The dickhead was trying to “punish” the boy for knocking over the heater and leaving scorch marks on the carpet. Here’s a newsflash, pin-dick. Put on a jumper when you’re cold. Saves on power bills. And I highly doubt the pack of lies he told in a pathetic attempt to justify this cruel treatment. Electric and gas heaters have a safety cutoff switch that activates when the unit is tipped over. If this had indeed happened, it wouldn’t have scorched the carpet nor burned the boy’s face. I think Pin Dick just wanted to feel like a big man and torture something smaller than himself to find some sort of twisted glee in his otherwise miserable existence.

It’s not clear what the relationship is between the boy and the man, but you can guess he’s either a sperm donor or a dick of the week. The news report also says that Pin Dick is unemployed, which doesn’t have a great deal of bearing on the situation. But couple that with the possibility that this grub could be the boy’s mother’s sex toy, and it paints a very grim picture indeed.

The boy was discharged from hospital, burned from chin to eyebrow. He has started on the long road to recovery, with multiple skin grafts and light therapy. They should take the skin off the maggot and use it on the boy, but personally I would be skinless than wear the skin of that crapwad.

The shitbag will be sentenced on November 13.