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Bad dad leaves little girl in burning car

Child, 3, ‘left in burning car stolen by father’ on Great Eastern Highway

Dad left girl in burning car: WA police

Father allegedly leaves badly injured child in burning, stolen car wreck

A bad dad has been arrested after he left his 3 year old daughter in burning wreckage after harassing her mother and stealing a car, then crashing it on a highway near Perth, Western Australia.

Police were called to a domestic disturbance in Ellenbrook, a suburb of Perth around 10pm on Easter Sunday. There, they found Dipshit Daddy trying to break in to the house and harass his former partner (the girl’s mum). When he found she wasn’t home, he allegedly beat up his 16 year old niece and took off with his 3 year old daughter.

Police say that Dipshit Daddy was intoxicated and did not have a driver’s licence. So the next thing that occurred was fairly obvious – he crashed the car into a concrete barrier on the Great Eastern Highway, just outside of the city. The car caught on fire after the crash, prompting Dipshit Daddy to run away without his daughter. Yes, that’s right – instead of saving his daughter, which he took the effort of taking her with him, the fucker ran away!

Emergency services were able to extinguish the fire and pull the little girl from the burning wreckage. First responders noted that the little girl had not been wearing a seatbelt and was placed in the front seat. The little girl was taken to hospital with serious injuries, including burns and a torn bladder.

Dipshit Daddy was also taken to hospital, where police attended his bedside and charged him with an array of offences including aggravated assault occasioning bodily harm, stealing a motor vehicle, driving without a licence and driving while under the influence, as well as driving dangerously. He has been remanded in police custody.

I’m torn between wishing this fucker had died in the crash and being thankful he didn’t. The little girl would not have survived if firefighters had not pulled her out and extinguished the blaze. Burns would have to be the worst injury to sustain, so Dipshit Daddy is in for a world of pain for quite some time.

Crispy craphead dipshit daddy

Crispy craphead dipshit daddy

Ryan Buck, you stupid fuck. Don’t you know how to drive your truck?

Father Accused of Driving Drunk with Baby in Car, Hitting Pedestrian, Taking-Off 

 Sun Valley man arrested, accused of driving drunk with baby in car 

It’s easy to spot things that just don’t go well together.  Things like electricity and water, gas and matches, midgets and porn? Maybe not the midgets and porn, I have some research to do on that one and get back to you.  Well, how about drunk driving and an occupied infant seat?  Not such a good combination, you say?  Then you’re gonna love Ryan Buck Gilmore.  Ryan’s what I like to call an overachiever. 

 I’m not really sure what drove Gilmore (31) to drinking and driving on November 13th, but he was out riding around with his baby girl when his drunken demolition derby occurred.  Gilmore pulled his Ford F350 up to an SUV that was stopped for a pedestrian.  Being the overachiever he is, not only did Daddy Dumb Ass hit the SUV, he took out the pedestrian as well.  Wait for it….. Wait for it…… He also fled the fucking scene!!!

The driver of the SUV wasn’t hurt, but the pedestrian was seriously injured.  Even more important; Gilmore’s daughter escaped the ordeal unscathed.  In fact, she was sleeping when Gilmore was apprehended as he was driving away from his hiding spot. 

Ryan was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence and causing substantial bodily harm, hit and run injury accident, child endangerment, driving with a suspended license, failure to use due care and duty to give information and render aid. His bail has been set at $42,275.

Gilmore brings new meaning to the words “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere”, as his acts of complete douchebaggery occurred prior to 4 p.m. Father of the year right here, everybody!

Thanks go to Karaann for posting this tip in the Open Thread.  And a special thanks to my hubby for writing this one for me.  He thought we needed another male perspective and was more than willing to give us one.