Bad Breeders

Odenville couple arrested in Talladega:

Bowling alley workers in Talladega, Alabama called the police on Brandy Nicole Hansen, 25, and her husband James Derrick Hansen, 27. Holy crap, she’s 25?

Anyway it seems that they were at the bowling alley and ignoring their 1-year-old. The baby was hungry and they had no food or milk to give.

Mr. Hansen was arrested on an outstanding warrant for a probation violation and Mrs. Hansen was founs to be in illegal possession of Hydrocodone that she was allegedly popping at the bowling alley. I would mention that they were both said to have been intoxicated but since they were at a bowling alley that would have been redundant.

The child has been placed with a grandparent.

I like how they have money for booze and pills but didn’t bring any food for the kid with them. At least they didn’t leave the poor kid at home. Then again a bowling alley isn’t the safest place to let a kid run loose.

Thanks to Lucentabella (great name by the way) for the tip.

Reno police: Intoxicated man arrested after letting son, 11, drive car:

Not a lot of detail on this one but police in Reno, Nevada arrested Carl Richard Buchanan for allegedly being drunk while letting his 11-year-old son drive him home. Luckily no one was hurt.

To be honest the real reason I wanted to post this story was because of the mugshot and so I could give one of my infamous panty bunching statements.

Soul patches are for douchebags.

Thanks to Christina for the tip.

Woman Arrested After Alleged Drunken Visit to McDonald’s with Kids:

Police in Clarksburg, West Virginia arrested Lucretia Mazzei back on June 2nd after she was found drunk and passed out at a local McDonald’s. First while in the bathroom and then on the bench near the outdoor play area, Speaking of the play area that’s where her kids, ages 3 and 5, were frolicking while mom was trying to sleep it off.

No word on if she actually purchased something at McDonald’s or if she was just there so her kids would leave her alone.

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William Moore, of Alexandria, LA,.spends his visitation days in style. He’s takes being a “Disney Dad” one step further. Instead of returning his 5-year-old daughter to her mother with loads of toys, a hand stamp from and amusement park, and a sick tummy from junk food – Shit head brought the little girl home, from her Sunday visit, drunk.

The child was only with the father for an afternoon visit while her mother went to work. When dear old Dad brought her home that evening, she was a little… um… tipsy and she couldn’t keep her balance. I know, I know. We’ve all been there…. But not at fucking 5!!! When the child got out of her dad’s car she was drinking what appeared to be a kid’s drink called Tum E Yummies, but she noticed that it smelled of alcohol. I guess she needed one for the road. The little girl told her mother that her father had, in fact, taken her to a party. Later, she was unable to control her body movements. Now, for us older folks, that would be the part where we have had just enough to drink that we think we can actually dance… That was not the case here. Her mother had her lie down on the couch and the little girl tossed her cookies. I guess that was the point that Mom decided to call 911. I don’t think I would have waited – but whatever.

When the paramedics arrived, the child’s eyes had rolled back in her head and she was limp. She was rushed to the hospital by ambulance. Unfortunately, I can’t find any update on her condition.

The asshat has been arrested for cruelty to a juvenile and also had a warrant for an unrelated forgery charge for cashing a check in someone else’s name. What a winner. How drunk was the mother when she married this fucktard?

Thanks go to Krissy for this one.

Mesa mom leaves kids in car while she goes into bar:

It’s not just men that leave their kids in the car so they can get their drink on.

In Phoenix, Arizona 27-year-old Rebecca Barrera was arrested for allegedly leaving her 6 and 8-year-olds sleeping in the unlocked car in the bar parking lot while the keys were in the car.

After police arrived and the DJ requested that the children’s parent(s) to go to the car Barrera allegedly claimed that she was a ‘friend’ of the mother and would go get her. And by going to get her she must have meant hiding out in the women’s restroom. Which is like trying to hide a joint in your cigarette pack. It’s the first place the cops will look.

After the brief manhunt (Womanhunt? personhunt? something that rhymes with hunt hunt?) Bararea blew a .152 BAC which puts her in 2nd place on the PBB BAC board. However you may say that ‘Trench, she’s not eligible for the board since she wasn’t driving.’ To which I say au contraire as she allegedly admitted to police not only drinking before getting to the bar but drinking on the way to the bar with the kids in the car. I believe that makes her more than eligible.

The kids supposedly slept through the whole thing until their aunt came to get them.

Mom Arrested For Leaving Kids Home Alone:

Sarah Petty of Brevard County, Florida has a fitting name.

She was arrested for leaving her kids home alone for 14 hours. Her 18-month-old went out for a stroll and luckily was unharmed. The 3 year-old stayed home.

So where was mom? Police say she was at another house in the neighborhood after drinking the night before and according to police she was still drunk at noon when police talked to her.

Petty claims she thought the children were with their grandmother who lives next door.

Yeah, like the police have never heard that one before.

Again, your children are more important than getting your drink on. If they’re not then you don’t deserve to have them.

Thanks to LadyJade for the tip.

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Kathleen Butts picked up her kids from daycare on Nov 10, 2009, at 5:15, but she never made it out of the parking lot with them. She did however, manage to find her way into a nearby snowbank, which is where a maintenance worker found her at 7PM. Her two children, 2 and 4 years old, strapped into the car, and had been sitting there for an hour and a half, with the door wide open. Both were cold, and no doubt scared, but after a quick trip to the hospital they were released to other family members, and both of them are doing fine.

It’s a good thing that the maintenance worker found her, or those children could have frozen to death. This happened in New Hampshire, and it was 30 degrees outside.

Butts admitted to drinking before going to get her kids, and is being charged with aggravated DWI, and child endangerment. That said, I have another bone to pick……If Butts was so drunk when she picked up her kids from daycare that she passed out in a snowbank outside, somebody at the daycare had to have noticed. Why in blue blazes was she allowed to take the children from the facility in that condition? Were the workers THAT eager to clock out that they would let a couple of kids go with a drunk? And how is it that none of the workers noticed the car, with it’s door open, when they left for the day? I think the daycare needs to be investigated as well. They are guilty of endangerment just as surely as the mother is. At the very least, the employees need a class or two on how to keep kids safe from idiot parents who show up schnozzled.

Thanks to jakes_daddy for the tip.

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Amber Lee Gandy, 25, of Grand Ronde, Oregon, likes to drink and then go joyriding with her babies in the car. Allegedly. Charges are expected to be filed concerning the accident in which she flipped her SUV upside down in Widow Creek with her children, 2-year old Kylie Gandy, 3-year old Austin Gandy, and six-month old Kameron Gandy in the vehicle.

Luckily, a neighbor happened upon the wreck and was able to extract Kylie and Austin, and the mother. It took a few more minutes before the incubator remembered that she had a third child, who was still in the vehicle, underwater. The hero waded back in to the creek, but by the time he got the baby out, Kameron had no pulse and was not breathing.

Medical personnel managed to revive the infant and he was life-flighted to another hospital in critical condition, and his prognosis has improved since then. No thanks to the idiot who thought that getting her drink on was more important than keeping her kids alive.

Where do these selfish hootchies come from? And why do they have babies that they have no intention of taking proper care of? How hard is it to stay sober, anyway? I do it all the time, so it can’t be that hard. Just say no. Just another public service announcement from your neighborhood crime prevention specialist, Captain Obvious.

I have yet to find an article that gives Amber’s BAC, but the wording in one of the articles makes me wonder if alcohol was the only thing she was under the influence of. According to the second article linked above, “an investigation by the Sheriff’s Office and Oregon State Police revealed that Amber Gandy was under the influence of intoxicants and that alcohol was a contributing factor of the traffic crash.” If alcohol was listed as a ‘factor’, and she was under the influence of ‘intoxicants’ (plural), that leads me to believe that there were other substances that she tested positive for, as well.

Oh, and did I mention that she was driving on a suspended license? Yeah. It has been suspended since 2007. I bet it wasn’t suspended for anything as minor as unpaid traffic tickets, either. Something tells me that this ain’t her first rodeo, if ya know what I mean…..

And just so I don’t get slammed by the ‘double standard’ police….where in the HELL was the father? Surely he knew her license were suspended, and that she had a drinking problem. So why were the kiddies in the car with her? So many questions….anybody have any answers?

I sincerely hope they throw the book at this lush, and keep her away from her kids for a good long time. Like, until they are old enough to drive themselves around.

I’d like to thank Calvena for this tip.

Police: Man left son in semi while visiting a strip club:

39-year-old Donald Crawford of Indianapolis was arrested last week for leaving his 5-year-old son in the cab of his semi while he went and drank at a strip club. Not only was he already allegedly drunk when he got to the club but he also refused to pay for $80 in lap dances and only had one drink. Ladies and gentleman this is only one of the many species of douchebag. The cheapskate at the strip club.

Anyway, after he was thrown out of the club he couldn’t find his truck and called 911 to report it missing. The 911 call is transcribed in the article but the fact that the told the dispatcher that “He was in the vehicle when it was tooken.” Even here in the south that’s not close to proper grammar.

And it gets better. When police finally found Crawford and the truck the truck was unlocked with the keys in the ignition. Luckily his son was unharmed and watching cartoons.

But wait…there’s more. The article says that Crawford was released into the custody of his wife. Does that mean that she bailed him out? Ladies, would you have bailed out your man if he did something like that.

When I was single I went to a lot of strip clubs. After I got married and inherited some new kids I went once and was embarrassed when I came home and my kids said I smelled funny. It was probably the combination of beer and stripper perfume that made me that way.

Thanks to Sara for the tip.