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Florida Breeder blows a .413. Is she the new champion?

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Police in New Port Richey, Florida, recently arrested 27-year-old Renata Congleton after she allegedly showed up at a middle school trying to pick up a child drunk. Since she’s been charged with child neglect I’m going to assume it was a child in her care. The school claims she showed up obviously inebriated. So instead of releasing the child to her they called the cops instead. So she did what any responsible parent would do. Just kidding, she is said to have fled the scene hitting two cars. When police finally caught up with her at her home they said she had a BAC of .413.

How much does a person have to drink to be more than 5 times over the legal limit? At what time do you start when you’re still that drunk between 2-4pm when most schools let out?

But I know what you’re asking. Surely Trench with this massive amount of alcohol intake she must be the new BB BAC Champion. Well a .413 does blow away the current record of.392 however Ms. Congleton will not be the champion on this day for the fact that her child was not in the car at the time of her alleged drunkenness.

Ok, all kidding aside alcohol abuse is a serious problem. I’ve personally witnessed it lead to child abuse and domestic violence. If you need more information on alcohol abuse please visit the website of National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA)

Thanks to Diana for the tip.

Renata Congleton

Renata Congleton

UPDATE: I stand corrected. She does now sit atop the BB BAC Board. The judges have cited precedence as a previous champion also had tried to pick up her kids at school without having them in the car. We need like a trophy or wrestling belt type graphic for this.

Apparently, killing five children is not enough to warrant the title of “Monster”

Lawyer: Accused child killer being “portrayed like a monster”
Father who ‘killed his five children then bleached their bodies to hide stench

Murdering Monster

Timothy Ray Jones Jr., 32, of South Carolina, is being wrongfully portrayed as a ‘monster’ in the press, according to his attorney. According to this same attorney, all he really needs is a mental health evaluation. Pardon me while I puke.

This waste of oxygen killed his five children. The names and ages of these precious angels are: Merah, 8; Elias, 7; Nahtahn, 6; Gabriel, 2, and Elaine Marie, 1. While the article is unspecific about the exact cause of death, it did report that the children were killed “by violent means”. Then, as if that wasn’t bad enough, this worthless individual drove around with the dead bodies of his children, wrapped in trash bags, for several days. Through several states. And then dumped their tiny bodies on a rural hilltop in Alabama. It was reported that, at one point, Jones stopped at a donut shop for a coffee and six donuts. Did he think buying them donuts would bring the kids back to life? Sorry, monster daddy, it doesn’t work that way.

This monster killed his children, and he is upset that he is being portrayed as a monster in the press? Really? That came as a shock to him? How in the Sam Hades did he think he would be portrayed after killing five innocent children? As a saint? As a good father? How about as a murderous bastard? Does that sound better than ‘monster’?

The hired liar, oops, I meant to say his attorney, has said that he has been treated for mental health problems in the past, which tells me that they are likely planning an insanity defense. This man is not insane – he is vindictive. Plain mean. The article also mentions that he was upset because his wife slept with a neighbor. If I were the betting sort, I’d wager a significant amount on the likelihood that this depraved individual killed the kids to get back at Mommy. While I’m not condoning her actions, why did this worthless POS think that the children should pay for their mother’s infidelities? Perhaps the mother was beginning to recognize the ‘crazy’ signs, and wanted to be with a SANE individual for a change.

Think that’s bad? Wait! There’s more! This outstanding specimen of virility has a criminal record dating back to 2001 – when he was 19 years old. He was arrested for cocaine possession, auto theft, burglary and passing forged checks. What a catch, ladies! Isn’t this the kind of guy you want to father your children? Yeah, me neither. But apparently he found a woman who was willing to overlook his youthful indiscretions and give him a chance. Five chances. All of whom he later killed.

When Jones was apprehended, he was driving his SUV that, according to the arresting officer, smelled of death. The SUV contained blood, childrens’ clothes, maggots and BLEACH, with which he was apparently attempting to mask the odors of decomposition. Too bad he didn’t drink some of the bleach instead. The officers said he was also “high as a kite” on Spice, a synthetic form of marijuana.

Jones’ father, Timothy Jones, Sr., gave a statement to the press in which he referred to his son as a “very loving father, brother and son.” I don’t know about the ‘brother and son’ part, but I call BS on the ‘loving father’ description. Sorry, Sr., a loving father does not murder his children. Pick a different descriptor for your monster….ummmm…son, please.

In addition to the father’s statements, a couple of neighbors were also interviewed by the press. The Hyders, who lived next door when Jones and his wife were still married, indicated that they thought Jones was strange. His children were often dirty and disheveled, and in later months, very rarely seen outside at all. Apparently Jones had also been vaguely threatening on several occasions, and had once threatened to kill a dog owned by the Hyders. Mrs. Hyder said Jones was “a nut”. No! Ya think?

The mother of the children is said to be distraught over the deaths of her children, and rightfully so. I think she should be given a blowtorch, a claw hammer, and a taser – and fifteen minutes alone with Timothy in a police interrogation room. Oh, and full immunity for anything that happens during that fifteen minute span. We might not have to take this case to court after all.

What kind of sick do you have to be to think that killing your children is a solution to ANYTHING?!? I sincerely hope this guy gets the DP, and that it is mishandled like a couple of other recent cases, so that he suffers during his execution. I hope he suffers horribly.

He is currently awaiting transport to SC from Mississippi, where he will be formally charged. He is also on suicide watch. Great! Can I watch? Oh, wait, I was thinking of something else. If I were his guard, I would hand him a straight razor to shave with, and extra sheets to cover up with at night. Already torn into strips, to make the creation of a noose even easier for him. Plus an instruction sheet, outlining fifty ways to kill yourself in a jail cell. But that’s just me. I try to be helpful that way.
Merah, Elias, Nahtahn, Gabriel and Elaine. Precious babies, may you all sing and dance with the angels.

PS – Jerk-off Jones’ attorney has also said that Jones is ‘scared’ and wants someone to ‘guide him through the process.’ He should have considered how frightened his kids likely were as he was killing them. I bet they were freakin’ terrified. He doesn’t deserve to have someone to “guide him”, IMHO. Unless it’s to the electric chair – in that case, I volunteer to be his guide. Shoot, I’ll even flip the switch. No charge. And I’ll pay for the after-party as well.

Car Surfing Should NOT be a Parent-Sponsored Activity

Police: Drunk mom drove with 6 kids on top of her car

Texas mom busted after driving home drunk with six kids on car’s roof, trunk: cops
Texas girl, 12, dies from head injuries after woman made her ride on car roof because of wet swimsuit

Why is she SMILING? She just killed a child!

Let me introduce you to Kisha Young, 39, of Crowley, Texas. She is the smiley-faced slag in the above picture. She is also an idiot, and (allegedly) a murderer. I have to add that “allegedly” until she is found guilty in a court of law, even though the facts of the case speak for themselves.

So….allegedly, Kisha and another mother decided this past June 17 to allow their six children to spend a day at the local community pool. During this time, Kisha and the other mother (whose name, for some strange reason, is not being mentioned in the articles) decided that while the kids were away, the moms should play. So, they got their drink on.

Fast forward a few hours now, and the kids are ready to come home, so the ‘moms’ drive to the pool to retrieve them. Apparently, Kisha and cohort had had a little TOO much to drink (or a LOT too much, but who’s counting, right?), and thought it would be a great idea to protect the upholstery in the vehicle from damp bodies….by having the kids ride ON TOP OF THE VEHICLE. Sounds great in theory, but not so good in practice, unfortunately.

As Kisha was rounding a corner on the trip home, not one, not two, but FOUR of the six children were flung from the roof of the Malibu. All of the children were taken to the hospital, where one later died. Octavia Watkins, daughter of the as-yet-unnamed passenger parent, succumbed to head injuries caused in the fall from the vehicle. According to multiple articles, all children have been removed from their respective homes, and Kisha has been charged with intoxication assault, a third degree felony. She posted a $110,000.00 bond and has been released from jail to await trial.

Now that the facts of the case have been presented, I have a few other issues to cover. Like why in blue Hades did these idiot women think it was a good idea to have their kids ride on top of a moving vehicle? Car surfing is illegal regardless of the ages of the participants, but you would think that a parent would be aware of the dangers and would not only refrain from encouraging such behavior, but would absolutely FORBID it. I know I certainly would. When I found out my adult daughter had tried this dangerous activity sometime during her college years (i.e. she was an adult) I STILL called her up and blessed her out. Yet these two stellar examples of intellect thought it would be OK to have SIX children ride on top of a Malibu. My head absolutely SPINS at the thought. And again, WHY was it a good idea? Because the kiddies’ swimsuits might damage the upholstery in the car. WHAT!?!? In what corner of the known universe is it considered acceptable to place the condition of your car above the well-being of your children?!?

Second issue: If this act had been condoned and carried out by just one adult, I might more easily have been able to pass it off as a random act of stupidity – but there were TWO consenting (and colluding) adults in this equation. TWO!!! This is no longer a random act of stupidity, folks. Someone needs to seriously consider testing the local water supply for high levels of lead or other brain destroying substances. Two people from the same area have the same short circuit between their brain and common sense, at the same time, and under the same circumstances – something’s wrong. Makes me wonder if alcohol was their only ‘happy helper’ that day.

Third issue: Kisha has been released on only a $110,000.00 bond? Really? And the charges are intoxication assault? Where are the murder charges? Where are the child endangerment charges (for the other children)? Where are the assault charges for the other three kids who fell off of the moving vehicle? Where are the attempted murder charges for those kids? You think I’m being too harsh? Not by a long shot, buddy. Driving your children around (or anyone else, for that matter) while intoxicated is attempted murder, IMHO. Putting them on the roof while you do it is even worse. This woman should have a list of charges against her as long as my arm. Or my leg. Or my front yard. I certainly hope the charges are amended (and increased).

Fourth issue: Why is the second mother (Octavia’s mother) not being named or charged in this incident? At the very least, she should be facing criminal facilitation or aiding and abetting. She made (or went along with) a stupid decision, and her child is dead. She needs to answer for that. But again, that’s just my opinion. Not worth much in the grand scheme of things, but there it is.

Oh, and one final WTF from me….WTF is that smut-eating smile on her face for? She just killed a child, and injured three others, and she is SMILING?!?!? Someone needs to smack that smile off her face. With a wiffle-ball bat. Or a brick bat. Whatever you prefer.

Drunk Florida Breeder did 120+ mph with kids in car

Robert Rioseco

Robert Rioseco

Deputies: Drunken man clocked at 127 mph on Overseas Highway — with 3 small kids in the car:

Police in the Florida Keys pulled over 46-year-old Robert Rioseco after he was allegedly clocked doing 87 mph (140 kmh) and then doing 127 mph (204 kmh) down the Overseas Highway. Police say that when he got out of the car he reeked of booze and that three of his young children were in the car with him. Unfortunately Rioseco is not eligible for the BB DUI Wall of Shame because he refused to submit to any sobriety tests at the time of his arrest. The kids were turned over to their mother and were relatively unharmed.

Now some may think that this is a funny story since no one was hurt but I beg to differ. My dad was a drunk and he used to drive us around drunk all the time. This was during the 1970s before DUIs were seen as the reprehensible crime that they are now. Just him driving us to the local mini mart while drunk was terrifying enough for me. I can’t imagine how terrifying it must have been for these kids going over 120 mph on a bridge that is mostly just surrounded by water. One careless mistake and we could have been talking about how much of senseless tragedy this was after they fished the kids out of the Atlantic Ocean.

Not surprisingly this was Rioseco’s 9th arrest in the area.

Drunken “dad” gives son beer and crashes car

Dad gives son, 12, beer, crashes car

 

On this blog, we have established that alcohol is not for kiddos. Beer, in particular, tastes nasty to a young chook’s palate. My dad bought me a beer when we were at the pub once. On the day of my 18th birthday.

A Newcastle man bought several schooners of beer for his 12 year old son (who possibly lacked taste buds) and then crashed his car into a concrete barrier near the pub. CCTV footage from the Hotel Jesmond showed the man drinking schooners and pushing several glasses of beer over to his son, who then drank about half the contents of two glasses. A witness alerted the bar staff and they ejected the man, the 12 year old boy and another son aged 8. The Drunken Daddy then got behind the wheel of his car with his two sons in tow and tried to drive away, but reversed into a concrete barrier instead. The licencee strode over and yoinked the keys out of the ignition and called the po-po while Drunken Daddy wobbled off across the road. When the cops showed up, Drunken Daddy had slurred speech and reeked of booze. He was taken to Waratah police station where he registered a BAC reading of 0.31 (0.05 is the legal limit in Australia). The boys were picked up by a family friend, and the father was driven home from the cop shop.

In court, Drunken Daddy denied that his sons were in the car when he tried to drive off, but the CCTV footage clearly showed the kids climbing into the car. The footage taken from the beer garden also showed the 12 year old drinking beer and and Drunken Daddy pushing schooners of beer towards him. The 12 year old still had a glass of beer in front of him when bar staff investigated, and he pushed the glass away when he realised they were being watched. So, the boy knew it was wrong, Dad knew it was wrong, yet they continued? It seems the boy has brain damage from all this drinking and has possibly destroyed his taste buds in the process (I like beer now, but not when I was 12!) I wonder how long the secondary supply has been going on for the boy to actually like the taste of beer?

Drunken Daddy was charged with supplying alcohol to a minor and high-range drink driving. The case has been adjourned until May. This isn’t Drunken Daddy’s first foray into drink driving, no siree. He was previously caught high range drink driving in 1993 and low range drink driving in 1997. His traffic record also contains several offences, including speeding and driving while his licence was cancelled.

A little bit about alcohol in Australia: It’s not unusual to see kids in pubs. Most Australian kids have been inside a pub before they turn 18. Most pubs in Australia have a beer garden (outdoor area where you can sit and drink, watch a band maybe), some have playgrounds and playrooms with video games, DVDs on the telly etc. Kids are allowed in the beer garden and the bistro, provided they’re in the immediate presence of a parent or guardian. Obviously they’re not allowed to drink alcohol. 

More krazy Kiwi hijinks!

Boy, 7, found driving by police

Drink-driving with the kids

I thought during the Australia Day long weekend that there’d be something going on involving kids and alcohol. Aussies tend to get drunk and crazy on Aus day. But no, it’s been quiet. Shame the same can’t be said for our cousins across the ditch! Here is a tale of two Kiwis who were caught boozing it up while driving.

An Auckland grandbreeder has been charged with allowing his 7 year old grandson to drive, as well as a few drink driving charges and child neglect charges. Tehere Maihi Maaka (49) was charged with dangerous driving, driving with excess breath alcohol and allowing his grandson to drive on a public road. Even though the boy was behind the wheel of the car, Maaka was still charged with reckless driving and drink-driving because it was presumed that he had driven the car at some stage in the day. They were pulled over by police around lunchtime (!!!) just 500m from Maaka’s house and when they breathalysed him, they found him to be nearly three times the legal NZ limit. At lunchtime!!! So if he was drunk, what was he doing driving and why was he looking after the boy while drunk??? Well, Mr. Maaka’s son has denied that his Daddy dearest has done anything wrong! He denies that the boy was driving and that his dad is hurting and going through a bad time at the moment. So, did the cops just make up lies about who they saw driving? I don’t think so. This might explain why the boy was allowed to be supervised by a drunk, because his DNA donor doesn’t give a shit! Maaka has been remanded on bail without plea and will re-appear in court next month.

Our second sloshed story involves an egg-warmer by the name of Georgina Sheila Walters (30). She was busted with an open can of bourbon and coke beside the driver’s seat with her 9 and 11 year old daughters in the car with her. Hmmm I wonder if that drink belonged to the kiddies? Probably not, because bourbon is one of the most vile things I’ve ever drunk. It’s not even nice with coke. The cops clocked her at twice the legal limit and she told them that she’d drunk a bottle of wine and two beers before driving home. Is she insane? That would have me feeling very dizzy, let alone being able to drive. And where did she get the booze from? Did she go to the pub and down them in front of her daughters? Or did she get them from the bottlo and guzzle them out of a paper bag like the classy bitch she is? She managed to dodge the slammer and was sentenced to 100 hours of community service and disqualified from driving indefinitely. This is her THIRD drink-driving offence, that should mean jail time because she obviously didn’t learn the first two times! Sadly, her daughters remain in her “care” and family members have expressed concern for their safety and wellbeing as long as they remain with her because Ms. Walters has had ongoing problems with the grog. I hope that should anything happen, that the family will be willing to care for the girls and give them the safety and stability they deserve.

Both matters have been reported to Child, Youth and Family services.

I got into an argument about welfare sanctioning with some lefty socialist greenies the other day. I suggested that Australia/New Zealand should adopt the US model of food stamps and EBT cards to prevent benefits from being wasted on booze and drugs. They told me that people should be allowed to “self-medicate” and then called me a racist because I said that people should work and be resourceful in times of adversity, like our ancestors did. I basically told them to go chain themselves to a coal loader and get squished between the gears, because this kind of thinking is dangerous and produces the welfare entitled drug and alcohol addicts that think the world should lift them up and wipe their arses for them. Drug and alcohol problems don’t just hurt the addict, they hurt those around them. No more enabling. No more excuses.

Tanked toad thumps tyke

Angela Christine Gerber mugshot

If this is what happens to your looks when you drink, I’ll never drink again!

 

A long lost twin perhaps?

 

Police: Drunken woman struck child

Tomorrow is Australia Day here. This time tomorrow, I’m going to be hanging poolside decked out in Australian flag gear, munching on ‘roo steaks, dangling a line and knocking back a few beers. However, I won’t be knocking around kids because I’m not a child abuser.

Angela Christine Gerber (33) is a drunkard and a child abuser. She bashed her child while she was blotto. Her kid told the cops that her egg donor hit her several times and knocked her once on the noggin. One officer also reported seeing a mark on the girl’s head. There were six kiddos in the house at the time, ranging from six months old to mid-teens. It seems only the victim was singled out for a flogging.

The po-po breathalysed her and clocked her at 0.142 % blood alcohol content, nearly twice the limit for motorists. She’s being held in Delaware County Jail under a $7500 bond and she’s being charged with battery and six counts of neglect of a dependent.

This isn’t the drunken dodo’s first brush with the law. Oh no siree! In 2007 she was convicted of child neglect and now she’s also being convicted of three counts of battery, driving while intoxicated and resisting law enforcement! This bitch needs to be put away and soon! A run-in with the law usually sets most people straight. But not this toad. She just doesn’t know when to quit.

There’s no word as to where the kids are going, I hope it’s with their family and away from this menace.

 

Thanks to Shanna for the tip!

Girl injured after drunken breeders crash quad bike

Girl critical after quad bike rolls with drunk adults

Fury over quad-bike adults drinking before girl hurt

Woman asked to take quad bike crash blame

 

The quad bike involved in the accident. Photo / Hawkes Bay Today

Six year old Ashlee Shorrock is in a critical condition at Auckland’s Starship Children’s Hospital, after a quad bike that she was on crashed into a ditch in Hawkes’ Bay. The quad bike was being driven by an adult (it’s not clear who yet) who had spent the day drinking and was smashed as a crab! Ashlee’s father, Daniel Shorrock (28), and two other adults had been drinking all day before they decided to drive the quad home. Ashlee’s stepmum Stephanie Lucas (22) had only had one drink that day, but nevertheless let a drunk person drive the quad bike home. Idiot! Now we all know what happens when you mix alcohol and driving. It doesn’t end well. The quad bike, carrying Ashlee, her dad, her step mum and two other adults crashed into the ditch on Okaihau Rd, near Waimarama Beach shortly before midnight. I didn’t know quad bikes could carry five people, but now we know they can’t…

Stephanie was asked to take the blame because she’d had the least to drink. Well, Stephanie, you should’ve offered to drive the quad instead of letting some drunken idiot take the wheel. She was also conveniently forgetful about who was actually driving that night. She claimed she’d only had one drink that day, yet couldn’t remember who was driving. Either she’s lying about how much she had to drink, or she actually does know who was driving and my money’s going to be on Ashlee’s dad. Either way she knew that whoever was driving wasn’t fit to drive, yet she still placed Ashlee in harm’s way by putting her on a quad with a drunkard at the wheel. She could’ve walked with Ashlee or offered to commandeer the bike. But no, that would’ve been sensible. Poor Ashlee didn’t have a say in this and now she’s injured.

The adults were injured too, but not to the extent that Ashley was. They’ve all been discharged from hospital while Ashlee continues to suffer.

Quad bikes in New Zealand are subjected to the same laws as any other vehicle travelling on a public road. They must be registered and the riders licensed to drive them. My bet is that this bike and driver were neither. Police are investigating, and charges may be filed against the adults. Nah, do you think?!

 

Mandy Stevenson is a danger to society

Woman on drugs cocktail killed son: police

Mandy Stevenson was on a cocktail of prescription drugs when crashing car that killed her son, court hears

Mandy Stevenson

Filthy bogan, you seriously wore THAT to court?

 

Drugged driving doesn’t seem to be as much of a problem here in Australia as it is in the US. We have breathalysers and roadside testing. The news makes public examples of drunk and drugged drivers. As someone who is still learning to drive and is about to sit for her provisional drivers’ licence, I wouldn’t dream of driving drunk or drugged. I know how hard it is to get a licence here and how easy it is to lose it. It’s wrong, it’s stupid and most people know that.

Mandy Stevenson (39) of Box Hill VIC, doesn’t. She killed her 17 year old son Joshua Stevenson, fractured  her 10 year old son’s skull and severely injured two other kids when she crashed into a tree while high on a cocktail of drugs.

Mandy had an assortment of different prescription drugs in her bloodstream and was falling asleep behind the wheel when she lost control of her car on the Colac-Murroon Road at Murroon. The car smashed into a tree, crumpling the right side of the passenger compartment, where Joshua was sitting. Sadly, he died before he could be freed from the wreckage.

A 14 year old boy who was with Mandy and co. described her behaviour as “smashed” when she arrived at the other kid’s house. He described her driving as “shit” and that she was falling asleep at the wheel, with her head dropping a couple of times. Well, excuse me, but why would you get into a car with a driver who was “smashed” and falling asleep at the wheel? You couldn’t have saved Joshua and his brother, but surely you could’ve saved yourself injury by refusing to get into the car with her? Did your parents ever teach you not to get into a car with someone who’s intoxicated?

Tests conducted at Geelong Hospital showed that Mandy had our old mates Xanax, Methadone and Oxycodone in her system.  A doctor said that the effects of a combination of these drugs would impair judgement and render a person incapable of proper control. Well no shit Sherlock, you don’t need a degree in medicine to work that out!! This woman was known around the Colac area as a “doctor-shopper” – she went around getting different prescriptions from different doctors so that she could keep her constant supply of pills without raising suspicions. She was also a former heroin addict, hence the methadone. It was also reported that she passed around Xanax pills to her sons and their friends before the crash. Mother of the Year material right here, people! Not only “taking care” of her own kids but “providing for” other people’s kids too! How generous and caring!

Her husband, Clay Stevenson, who is the boys’ father, couldn’t even attend his own son’s funeral. You wanna know why? He’s in jail for a year for beating up Mandy. Yeah, I’d knock her lights out too if I found out she’d killed my son because she was driving while as high as a kite!!

Mandy was charged with culpable driving causing death, dangerous driving causing death, dangerous driving causing serious injury, driving under the influence of drugs and driving an unregistered and unroadworthy vehicle. Yet, she managed to successfully applied for bail. Oh great, so now she’ll just go out and do the same thing again and probably kill her other son. But wait, she has strict conditions! That’ll stop her! Banning her from driving, only attending approved medical practitioners and reporting to police daily, that’ll definitely stop her from wrecking someone else’s car that she stole and kill someone else. She should be in jail for murder!

We have “white trash” in Australia, we call them bogans. They’re filthy and drink in public. Every second word they say is “fucken”. The females often have several children to different fathers so that they can continue to get parenting payments, which they then spend on wide-screen tellies, smokes, booze, drugs and anything but the poor kids they popped out. They’re unkempt and often don’t work, preferring to bludge off Centrelink. Their children are poorly behaved in public and are just as foul-mouthed and dirty as their parents. They’re disgusting and Mandy Stevenson is one of them.

This “mother” gave her kids drugs, killed Joshua, nearly killed her other son and their friends, and is now allowed out into society. Disgusting. I hope she does the state of Victoria a favour and overdoses in a pitiful laneway somewhere. Grind her bloated arse up for shark chum.

 

 

Josh Stevenson.

Rest In Peace, Josh

 

Moronic Mommies… Monday/Thursday.

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Ok so I am late getting this up this week, I wasn’t feeling well all weekend and first part of the week, but I am feeling better now so I’m back to business.

Allison (left) and Laura (right) Niemeyer

Mom leaves baby behind at Florida Wal-Mart after botched theft

Starting us off this week we have Allison Niemeyer (19). Allison, her sister Laura (22) and Allison’s son (1) went for a little shopping trip to Wal-Mart.  This particular shopping trip resulted in stealing and child abandonment.  Mothering at it’s finest!

The two women were spotted stuffing items into the baby’s diaper bag by security and were confronted when leaving the store.  Allison took off immediately, ditching her sister and son.  Laura then broke free and took off; both hopped into a waiting van and fled the scene, leaving behind Allison’s son.  I suppose someone needed to take the wrap.

A tip lead police to the vehicle and the sisters were arrested.

Laura, the aunt, was charged with felony child neglect, retail theft and resisting a merchant.  If convicted this will be her 4th conviction for retail theft and grand theft.

Allison was charged with felony child neglect, retail theft and violating probation.  Allison is on house arrest until 2021 for her involvement in home invasion robbery with a firearm that occurred in 2010, while she was pregnant.

Allison’s son was placed with Florida Department of Children and Families.

Cannabis smoking mother (24) jailed for leaving baby to drown in bath  

Danielle Reeves (24), was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced 45 months in jail for the death of her son Frankie Joe, whose life-less body was found in the bathtub in September of 2011.

Reeves, described as a foul-mouthed, binge-drinking, cannabis smoker, put her two sons Alfie (3) and Frankie Joe in the bathtub and started the water running.  She then proceeded to take her drunken ass outside and chatted it up with neighbors for approximately 45 minutes. Bragging to neighbors she was “so drunk from Vodka.”

By the time she decided to check on her boys, she found a life-less Frankie Joe and an overflowing bathtub.

In a drunken rage, she blamed everyone including her son Alfie for the tragedy.  She lied to paramedics and emergency staff about what had happened.

Frankie Joe died at the hospital four days later and one day after his first birthday.

R.I.P. Frankie Joe

Toddler dies of methadone overdose, mother charged

On June 25th Newton County Sheriff’s responded to a call of an unresponsive toddler, the 22-month-old had been put down for a nap at 4pm the afternoon before and was not breathing when his mother checked on him at 10 am the following morning.  I don’t know about anyone else’s children but my kids, even sick, have never slept 18 hours straight.  Shouldn’t this baby have been checked on LONG before 10 am?

His mother Elizabeth Farnam (33) was arrested on July 19th and charged with 2nd degree murder, after toxicology reports showed her son, Logan Crow, had died of a methadone overdose.

Court documents show that Elizabeth admitted to obtaining the methadone illegally for her own use and dropping a pill while holding Logan on her lap at a church meeting.  She said she noticed Logan sweating profusely and losing his balance, so she took him home and put him to bed and did not check on him for 18 hours.

According to police she was aware Logan had taken something, he could hardly navigate and was very sleepy, but she did not seek help.  Doctors said had Logan been taken to the E.R. and treated his life could have been saved.

Logan had 15 to 19 milligrams of methadone in his system; doctors typically prescribe 3 to 5 milligrams to an adult.  WTF!

R.I.P. Logan

Woman charged with 9th OWI   

Rounding out this week’s batch of Moronic Mommies is Evelynn M. Brown (28).

A man made a call to Milwaukee Police at approximately 10:57 pm to report a woman driving erratically.  He stated she had veered out of her lane, struck the median, drove across some grass, then veered across all four lanes and hit some construction barrels.

When police arrived the found a man assisting a woman, Brown, he said had side swiped his car. He told them after they stopped he noticed she was drunk and had a small child in the car.  The man removed her from the car and pulled it off the road.

Brown was crying, talking incoherently and reeked of alcohol, but police were able to determine the small child in the car with her was her 11-month-old daughter.

Brown was arrested for drunk driving and taken for a blood test.

Brown has a history of DUI, this is her ninth arrest.

Thanks to Cynical Me, Suzee and DigChild for the tips.