Bad Breeders

Cops: Marietta girls rescued from filthy, insect-ridden home:

Those two troglodytes are James and Anne Cardona of Marietta, Georgia. I’m not positive that they’re not brother and sister but let’s go with they’re only married for right now.

They’ve been arrested on felony child abuse charges after their kids, ages 5 and 4, were removed from their roach, mold and giant spider infested home.

The 5-year-old had head lice so large that you could see the lice and the 4-year-old was found in a urine soaked diaper. However that’s not the worst of it.

The 5-year-old girl weighed 158 pounds while the 4-year-old weighed 120 pounds.

When the Cardonas were advised by family to clean the place up “They said they couldn’t help themselves.”

Are you fucking kidding me? You can always help yourself. It doesn’t take too much to clean your house or at least pick up after yourself.

Oh and of course the kids were homeschooled. I’ve got nothing against homeschooling but I doubt these two could school anyone. It’s obvious the only thing they were schooling the kids in was on how to be morbidly obese.

Thanks to Sara for the tip.

Updated: Father charged for forcing 9-year-old daughter to drink beer:

Jeffery Hickson of Augusta, Georgia is accused of forcing his 9-year-old daughter to drink beer and threatened her if she didn’t.

The girl was visiting with Hickson and called her mother distraught and begging to be picked up. When Hickson heard about the phone call he drove the girl out to the edge of the woods only turning around after receiving a phone call. God only knows what this scumdrunk had planned for his daughter at this point.

The girl had to get her stomach pumped and had a BAC of .165.

When we talk about drunk parents I often bring up my dad because he was one. However he never forced my brother or I to drink even when we were old enough to drink. He even went out of his way to make sure we weren’t drinking as kids. I like to think subconsciously my dad didn’t want us ending up like him.

But how much of a drunk loser do you have to be to try and make your 9-year-old daughter into your drinking buddy? That just shows how much of a loser you are and that no one wants to hang with you because you’re such am asshole.

Most dunk Breeders make their kids into their designated drivers.

Thanks to Jennifer for the tip.

Police: Unborn Child Killed After Woman Leads Officers On Chase:

21-year-old Jessica Bruce of the Atlanta area is accused of killing her unborn child after leading police on a chase then crashing her car into another car.

She was clocked doing 86 in a 65 and was weaving in and out of traffic and police say that alcohol may have been a factor.

Bruce had to be extracted from her vehicle. The driver of the other vehicle had non-life threatening injuries.

Not that any of this matters because I’m assuming she didn’t give a damn about her unborn child since she would have rather killed it then getting a DUI.

Woman charged for leaving baby in car:

Is this our first kind in a hot car story for this year? I can never keep track.

Anyway 21-year-old Shamyra Little of Bainbridge, GA was arrested for leaving her 4-month-old child in the car while she

shopped at a KMart closing sale. Did I mention the kid was not strapped in? Did I also mention that this happened on

Mother’s Day? That’s kind of like rain on your wedding day.

Luckily the kid turned out to be ok and was only in the car for 15 minutes however it was in the 70′s and 15 minutes even

with a partially open window can be deadly.

Thanks to Angel T for the tip.

Couple Arrested After Leaving Children Home Alone:

Couple charged with ‘imprisoning’ kids ages 1 and 3:

That attractive and successful looking couple are 25-year-old Matthew Autrey and 24-year-old Ashley Autrey of Griffin, Georgia. They were arrested after police were called to their home to do a welfare check on their kids ages 1 and 3.

Police found the kids locked in a bedroom with no adults in the house.

When contacted by phone the Breeders in question were allegedly at a club in another town.

Again, if you can’t afford a baby sitter you really can’t afford to be out drinking.

Thanks to Eric for the tip.

Police: Dodge parents trade sex with 14-year-old daughter for car payments:

36-year-olds James Clarence Davis and Sandra Davis of Dodge County, Georgia have been arrested for trading sex with their 14-year-old daughter to a local car dealer in lieu of making payments on a minivan.

Look, I know how hard the economy has hit the American people. I was unemployed for 8 months before settling for a $10/hr job at what is basically a sweatshop in order to keep a roof over my family’s heads. And I don’t care how great a car might be. I don’t care if it runs on air and craps out ice cream. Since it’s a minivan it can’t be that great. Even if it was my only car I would not once consider forcing my teenage daughter to have sex with a used car salesman in his 60s.

Also arrested was 66-year-old Wayne Bearden on charges of child molestation. He is the manager of Shorty’s Used Cars in Eastman, Georgia and is the man accused of having sex with the girl.

Worse yet is that more suspects are expected to be arrested.

Thanks to Mr. A for the tip.

Mother Accused of Tattooing Children Talks to Eyewitness News:

Jo-Jo Marsh of Chattanooga County, Georgia is accused of tattooing her own children. Marsh and her husband, Jacob Bartels, allegedly tattooed their six of their seven children with a tattoo gun and a guitar string used as a needle.

Marsh says it’s not that bad really…

“We were making it look like it was a cross,” said Jo-Jo Marsh, “so the kids could have something they could say it was.”

“We didn’t even break the skin barely,” said Marsh, “they are very tiny, just through a few layers, on the top, they will fade away, that’s how minuscule this is.”

We asked Marsh if she knew it was illegal to tattoo children in the state of Georgia.

“Oh God no,” she responded, “that’s why I was tripping so hard, that’s why I was so upset.”

When has it ever been legal in modern history to tattoo a minor? The youngest they tattooed was 10 years old. Why don’t you get them all Prince Alberts or clitoris piercings while you’re at it?

Nothing like branding your kid to be a pole dancer or landscaper for life.

Cobb 2-month-old has 20 broken bones, skull fracture; parents in custody:

22-year-old Antoinette White and her main squeeze 32-year-old Kevin Straight, both of Cobb County, Georgia, have been arrested for breaking 22 bones of their 2-month-old daughter.

Police were called after the baby was taken to the hospital. I would love to know what they told the hospital. I wonder if they went for the old “falling out of the bed” or something new and original.

And for a woman that is supposedly 22 she looks a few decades older.

Thanks to JJ for the tip.

Man Accused Of Sex With Teen He Was Adopting:

44-year-old Raymond Chapman of Coweta County, Georgia got caught allegedly boffing a 17-year-old girl in his SUV. The same 17-year-old girl that him and his wife we’re trying to adopt. Chapman was allegedly having an affair with the girl even before the adoption process.

Not many people adopt older children so being an adoptee myself I always love hearing stories of people who adopt older children. However I would hope that people who are adopting older children are not doing it to have SEX WITH THEM!

Both Chapman and his wife were fired by the Georgia Baptist Children’s Home. I guess that’s where Chapman was also cruising for dates. He’s been charged with child rape.

Thanks to LadyJade for the tip.

Dalton Father Charged In Girl’s Death:

Father Charged in Daughter’s Death:

29-year-old Nathaniel Roderick Hester of Dalton, Ga. has been charged with murder in the death of his one-month-old daughter Piper Hayden Hester. As much as I hate to say this but it’s the typical story around here about how she died. The autopsy revealed that she died from blunt force trauma but what really got to me is what happened after she died.

Piper’s mother found both the baby and Hester on the floor. Piper was not breathing and Hester was passed out. Police say that alcohol may have been a factor. Ya think? But he took off before paramedics and police arrived but came back before they left. He allegedly ignored the police orders to surrender. It doesn’t say if he got a smackdown or a tasering. With any luck he got both.

Thanks to Deborah for the tip.