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Zombie arrested for killing her baby and then trying to eat her

PHOTO: Couple Arrested For Beating Their Baby To Death And Trying To Eat Her

HPD: Mom, stepdad charged after badly beaten tot found at southeast Houston motel

Suspects Arrested, Charged in Infant’s Death at 4749 Reed Road

This has to be THE most horrifying mugshot ever to grace BB.

This has to be THE most horrifying mugshot ever to grace BB.

Thanks to Benighted for this one, via the open thread. It’s a bit late, but it has so much potential. That mugshot, it has to be an out-of-season Hallowe’en costume. Or is the zombie apocalypse upon us?

The zombie, Ginyear Jones (23) and her handler John Frederick Caldwell (also 23) are facing serious charges after the zombie’s 1 year old non-zombified daughter Melony Jones was found to be badly beaten in a motel room in Houston, TX. She was bruised, had broken bones and lacerations, and perhaps not surprisingly, bite marks. The poor little girl later died of her injuries, while her zombie breeder faces eternal damnation, to wander forever in search of brains, until someone removes her head or destroys her brain.

The zombie’s handler trotted out the tired old excuse that Melony “fell off the couch”. Yeah, and onto some false teeth that magically bit her? Pull the other one. The police then had to bring in their Zombie-English translator and managed to get the message that it was the zombie handler who hurt little Melony.

Police have charged the zombie with two counts of injury to a child, and charged her handler with injury to a child and serious bodily injury. Now that poor Melony is dead, I believe the charges will be upgraded to murder. I’m not up there with law and order, but because Ginyear is a zombie and not a human, wouldn’t they just shoot her through the head instead of bothering to arrest her?

So many questions to be answered, but a poor sweet baby is dead.

Rest in Peace, Melony.

Stepdad gets all stabby with wife and stepson

Investigators: Man who stabbed wife more than 100 times says he ‘just lost it’

What a smug looking bastard. It’s supposed to be a mug shot, not a “smug shot”!

Lawrence Clinton Chambers, 40, has been charged with murder and injury to a child after he stabbed his wife to death and beat his stepson with a frying pan.

Jemal Chambers, 43, and her 13 year old son were found covered in blood at their home in Tidewater, a suburb of Houston TX . Mrs. Chambers’ 14 year old daughter was staying at her grandma’s that weekend and escaped the attack. She became worried when she didn’t hear from her mum, and when she arrived home she didn’t see her mum’s car in the driveway. When she went inside, she discovered her mum’s body in the bedroom and ran to the neighbour’s for help. Jemal was pronounced dead at the scene by the police and her son was rushed to Texas Children’s hospital in a serious condition. He suffered blunt force trauma to the head, cuts from the knife used to kill his mum, and disfigurement to the face. Apparently his step-penis hit him so hard with the frying pan, that it shattered. So that’s a pretty hard blow!

The perp was absent from the scene but turned himself in the next day. He reckons that his wife came at him with a knife and he “lost it”. He also claims he doesn’t remember what he did to his stepson. So you blame your wife for her death, when she can’t come to her defence, and you mysteriously “forget” what you did to your stepson? Sounds like the son got a few whacks in on the step-penis, since he might be suffering from a convenient case of amnesia. Jemal had tried to lock herself in the bedroom to get away from Lawrence, but he managed to force his way inside by breaking the door frame. He stabbed her 119 times, with most of the stab wounds on the back of her head. That doesn’t sound like a man who “lost it”. It sounds like a determined murderer making sure his victim was dead!

The knife and the frying pan were both recovered at the scene. The step-penis is being held without bond and an order of protection has been issued on behalf of the boy. This isn’t the first time Lawrence has been arrested. He has a criminal past and had already served 10 years in prison for a prior conviction. Nice one, mum. Bring a jailbird around your kids. A criminal check costs $50 to do. It’s the best $50 you’ll ever spend if you decide to move a partner in with your kids. Peace of mind if they’re clean, huge sigh of relief when you kick them to the curb.

I hope these kids recover and live life to the fullest. It’s the best revenge they can get on this monster and the best way they can honour their mum.

Rest in Peace, Jemal Chambers.


So this drunk bitch walks into a tattoo shop…

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Drunk, pregnant mother arrested in Houston after leaving baby in car to get piercing
Drunk, pregnant mom leaves baby in car to get piercing, police say
Pregnant DUI

Drunk and Pregnant, and in desperate need of a piercing.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. One little detail I failed to mention in my joke-opener is that she was  pregnant too, which we all know is no fucking laughing matter.

Stephanie Irene Santana, 20, of Houston, TX walked into a tattoo shop to get a piercing this morning around 2:40am. While that seems like a bit of a weird time to get an itching for a new hole in your body, just wait. …. Stephanie was 7-months preggo and hammered to boot.  She asked how long the wait was, because her baby was in the car. The folks at the tattoo shop refused service to her because of her inebriated state and promptly called the po-po on her ass after following her to her car because, “I could tell she was on something.”

When the police arrived, they found her passed out in the front seat of her running car sleeping off her buzz and her 1-year old baby girl in the passenger seat next to her.  Unbelievable! When the cops searched her car, they found empty beer bottles and xanax in the diaper bag! The DIAPER BAG! Fuck me.

She was arrested on charges of driving while intoxicated, endangering a child, and possession of a controlled substance and was taken to the hospital to get checked out.  Her little girl was placed in the care of child protective services.

Fucking irresponsible dolt. I sincerely hope that someone willing and able can care for those babies while she fucking shapes up.  If there’s hope for her shaping up, that is.

Silver lining? No dead kids and that makes this a good fucking day.

Thanks to Venus and Samantha for the tips.

Irons – Not Just for Clothes Anymore

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Hope Askew Tutor of the Year








Mom accused of burning daughter’s face with iron

HCSO: Mom burns child with hot iron

Mom accused of burning daughter

Show of hands – at the ripe old age of 10, how many of you were able to read every single word in a book with zero problems?  That’s what I thought, not many.  It’s a good thing none of us were raised by Hope Askew (42) of Houston, TX because she’s got an interesting way of dealing with her daughter’s reading flubs – smack her in the face with a hot iron.

On April 11th, Askew was ironing clothes at her home while her daughter was reading a book.  The girl was having a little trouble and was reading some of the words incorrectly which so enraged her mother that she hit her twice on the left side of her face with the hot iron she was using on her clothes.  As I’m sure you can guess mommy dearest didn’t bother to seek treatment for her daughter’s burns.  The little girl told the school nurse the injury happened when she hit a hot skillet at home which clearly is a completely unbelievable story, thank goodness.  Now, I’ll be the first to admit I get frustrated when my older son struggles with something we’ve worked on and he really should know, I’ve wanted to scream at the top of my lungs but that never accomplishes much and I would imagine inflicting physical injury would accomplish even less.

A family member reported the incident to CPS and Askew was arrested and charged with injury to a child.  Her bond is set at $10,000.   Hopefully she won’t get a job in the prison laundry….

Thanks to Robin for the tip!

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Not Four Loco, Just One Irresponsible….

AA Poster child Lashawnda Evette Allen

Mom jailed after toddler gets drunk on alcohol

Police: Houston mom charged after toddler found drunk on Four Loko

I would like you to meet Lashawnda Allen, age 32 of Houston TX. Ms Allen likes to get her drink on from time to time at home while she is watching her children. Apparently on February 21st Ms. Allen had been drinking Four Loco (a drink that contains alcohol and caffeine and has been banned in several states because of the danger it poses to adults) in the apartment that she shares with her 2 little girls aged 18 months and 5 months and a roommate.  She states that her daughters were taking a nap and she fell asleep in the bed with them while consuming a can of four loco. When she awoke she found her eldest daughter on the floor with the now empty can and she saw that her child appeared to be drunk. She was stumbling around and falling.

When the roommate returned to the apartment she found Ms. Allen, drunk, outside in the parking lot talking to a neighbor. She inquired as to the location of the 2 little girls and was told that they were inside the apartment alone and that the 18 month old was drunk. The roommate rushed to the apartment to check on the girls’ conditions, she found the door unlocked and was unable to find the older girl but she found the 5 month old entangled in the bed sheets, hanging upside down with her feet in the air head pointed at the floor and turning blue. The roommate rescued the infant and went in search of the older child. She ran into a neighbor, who was in the process of returning the girl to her home, who stated she had found the older girl wandering around unsupervised in the parking lot, laughing uncontrollably and falling down as if she were drunk. The mother returned to the apartment moments later as the roommate and neighbor were calling 911. When the ambulance arrived the mother refused to allow them to take the child for medical treatment. The paramedics had to convince her that it was in both her and her daughter’s best interest that she let them take her.

The child was taken to the hospital where it was determined that her blood alcohol level was 0.09. This is over the legal limit for an adult. And this level was drawn hours after the child had consumed the beverage. Her level was thought to be considerably higher at the time that the mother had awoken and discovered her. When asked why she hadn’t called an ambulance for her daughter the mother stated that she didn’t want to get in trouble and have her children taken away. If you don’t want to get into trouble and you don’t want your kids taken away then don’t consume alcohol until you are drunk while you are with them, don’t leave open containers of alcohol where your children can reach them and don’t leave your children unattended while you drag your drunk, irresponsible ass out to socialize. Thank goodness for the caring neighbor and roommate as this could have ended much differently.

Lashawnda was arrested and charged with child endangerment for leaving open alcohol in reach of the children as well as leaving them unsupervised in the apartment while she went to chat with a neighbor. There is no mention as to the condition of the children or their present location. 

Thanks both to Sarah and Elizabeth for this tip.

***Special thanks go to Abbusehater for writing this one.

You throw pooh; Ernest Oveal’ll kill you

NE Houston man charged in beating death of his toddler son 

Potty Training Punishment Leads to Toddler’s Death 

A’right folks.  Hold back your gasps from the shock of this one.  What we have here is another douchey dad who beat a 2-year-old to death for his lack of potty etiquette.  Before I go on, I have to mention this – I have YET to meet a potty trained 2-year-old.  I know they exist, but I think that it’s not quite mastered at 2.  That being said, an accident in the pants or a little poop flinging is certainly no reason to resort to beating a toddler.  Never mind that it really doesn’t help the potty training process.  If anything, it will make them LESS likely to want to use the toilet.

Little Ernest Eugene Oveal, Jr had himself a faulty diaper.  When his father, 25-year-old Ernest Eugene Oveal, Sr, found him in his crib, he had a messy diaper with feces on the outside of the diaper.  Senior put the baby on his potty chair and left him alone to go tend to his other children.  When he came back to check on Junior, little man had thrown himself a pooh-pooh party.  The little guy threw poop around the room.  Ewwww, but still no reason for what happened next. 

Apparently Senior takes this poop throwing thing pretty seriously.  He grabbed a belt , snatched the baby up by his arm and “disciplined” Junior until he became limp.  He, then, lost his grip on that slippery little tot, and Junior fell to the floor and hit his head on either the bed or the potty chair.  At that point, Junior was no longer breathing.  That will DEFINITELY stop the poop throwing. 

Junior was transported to the hospital.  He died from his injuries.  Investigators said that he was bruised all over his body and had head trauma that caused his brain to swell.  Doctors said that he would have suffered permanent brain damage had he survived.  An autopsy is pending to determine the exact cause of death. 

The remaining Ernest Eugene Oveal has been arrested on charges of injury to a child and is being held on $200,000 bond.  I’m not sure where the murder charge is, but hopefully it’s coming.

 This is not the first time Oveal has been in trouble.  His past record includes arrests for possession of a controlled substance, manufacture or delivery of a controlled substance and unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.  

Good job picking a man to father your children, Mom.  (I’m sure she’ll show up to defend him soon enough)

Thanks go to Elizabeth for the tip.

The Rope for Divorce Tug-A-War – Kids?

Brother says dad accused of shooting kids in Coldspring was ‘a man of his word’ 

How were the holidays for you? Did everything go okay, I hope, or was there a few memories made to groan/chuckle over due to too much eggnog?

Well, there’s a young boy who missed to see what Christmas would bring for him and his younger sister who is hospitalized through this joyous season for family and giving. Ironically, Pedrag Perisic forgot about all of this. He couldn’t think past himself. (As far as I can tell his first name is a derivative of Pàdraig which is the Irish/Scottish form of Patrick – I don’t think I was the only one wondering what the hell that kind of name is!)

He was in a bitter divorce and custody battle over the kids was nasty. So nasty in fact he promised they would go to live with their mother in Canada over his dead body. Hey, nothing says divorce like having the kids play the role of the rope in a tug-a-war right? Yeah that asshole thought he was the better parent or something; he definitely proved it, right, by keeping his word? In all actually, ironically, he didn’t keep his word at all – he’s still alive. Well, shit, when will the moron get it right – if it’s over “his” dead body, why didn’t he eat the damn gun instead of turning it on those two gorgeous children? Oh wait, I do know why, the runny smegma bastard’s a control freak and too cowardly to actually make good on that promise verbatim. Well, with any luck, the State of Texas will help him make good on it! (Although I will personally admit, this sorry excuse of the male species is getting it easy compared to what he did to his children.)


His identical twin brother said that he wanted reconciliation with his wife the article reports. Um, the former Mrs. Perisic was a very smart woman to pick up that the mister was a hamburger short of a Happy Meal™ (not a few fries, try the friggin’ burger) and got the hell out. Control freaks make shitty partners period, for they are the ones most often out of control which is why they feel compelled to control others!

So when Danyela and Deyan didn’t get back to their mom living in Montreal, finally – took oh almost two months – the cops came knockin’ with a warrant in hand. They entered the house where they were living – Dad was apparently living with a friend – and heard shots fired in the back of the house.

So the deputies ran to see the ten-year-old boy and his twelve-year-old sister shot and arrested Perisic. At the emergency room, Deyan was pronounced dead – his sister was airlifted to a different hospital and was reported to be in stable condition.

So Perisic is facing charges of interference with child custody, murder, and bond’s not an option for him. Guess he pissed off the justice system enough that they’re not going to give him a chance to play cat-and-mouse; they want him where they can find the 54 year old douchecanoe so he can lay in the bed he had made. If justice is done, that bed will be a gurney with straps and the needle. Can’t bring back the very charismatic Deyan to life or undo the horror and agony Danyela went through. I can’t imagine the heartache and pain their mother is going through as she heads south to deal with this nightmarish Christmas gift given by her ex; it’s very depressing and infuriating to me to even to attempt to do so.

A thank you goes out for Nicole for the tip.

*** Special thanks to Eccentric Lady for writing this one.


Mohammad Goher is a pathetic coward


Texas father accused of killing his 3 children 

Father charged with killing his children as they slept, fearing loss of visitation rights  

47-year-old Mohammad Goher seemed like a loving (yeah, right) father of 3 children, 14-year-old Saeedah, 12-year-old Saeed and 7-year-old Aisha.  He was concerned that the upcoming court hearing for visitation would put a halt to his weekend visits with his children.  Let me back up a bit before I get to what landed Goher on BB.  I think you all need some history on this man before I proceed.   

Goher was living in an apartment that was attached to a liquor store where he was employed –   An apartment that he lived in with his wife and kids prior to his divorce and prior to his wife having to move herself and her children into a battered women’s shelter.  You see, Goher was convicted in 2006 for beating his wife.  So it would seem that Goher had a bit of a violent history.  I’m not sure why he had unmonitored visitation, but he did.  

The night before Goher’s final moments with the children, he called his co-worker.  He was upset over the upcoming hearing regarding his visitation.  He was very concerned about the possibility of not seeing his children any more.  He claimed that “everybody was lying and saying he was a bad guy”.  NEWS FLASH, Asshole!!  Beating the shit out of your wife classifies you as a “bad guy” and you are usually not convicted unless there is enough proof that you did so… Fucker.     

Well, you know the old adage “If I can’t have you, no one can” – Goher, the selfish bastard that he is, decided that those were words to live (and die) by.  So Sunday, while his children slept, Goher shot them one at a time in their beds.  Then the coward climbed into bed with 2 of them and put the gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger.The sound of the gun woke a family friend who was visiting from Pakistan.  She found the bloody bodies and ran outside screaming desperately for help.  With her limited English, she was screaming, “Gun! Gun! Shoot! Shoot!”, but that was enough for the neighbor, who knew that there were children in the home, to call 911.  An officer entered the apartment moments later and found all 3 of the children… dead.   

Instead of having her children returned to her safely on Sunday afternoon at the shelter (as per the visitation agreement), homicide detectives had the daunting task of advising Norma Goher that her children had been murdered by her ex-husband.  I can’t imagine the horror, grief, and guilt that poor women must be feeling.Goher is in stable condition (of course) and is being charges with 3 counts of capital murder.  It hardly seems fair when you consider the suffering that his ex-wife is going through.  I will never understand why these cowards don’t take their own lives before they point the gun at their children.    

Thanks go to one of our newest “regulars”, Jhilhan, for posting this in the Open Thread.

Tekerrious Jackson Went to Sleep…. Forever

Dad accused in 6-year-old son’s beating death 

Father held in east Houston beating death of son 

It’s summertime.  Most of our kids are digging this shit because they get to stay up late and sleep.  Hell, my kid went to bed at 11 last night and rolled his ass out of bed about 9:30 this morning.  Never has it occurred to me to beat him to death to get him to go to sleep early. 

I wish I could say the same for tough guy, Alex Mcgowen Duncan.  Duncan had the privilege of being allowed to have his son, Tekerrious “TK” Jackson, for the summer.  Apparently the 6-year-old was quite the party animal. At 7 o’clock, when TK wouldn’t go to sleep, Duncan became angry and let the ass-whoopin commence.  8 hours of ass-whoopin’ as a matter of fact.  From 7p.m. until 3 a.m., little TK was forced to kneel with his arms out in front of him.  His “father” would unleash a bout punches to the boy’s tiny little chest and other parts of his body every time TK lowered his arms.  It wasn’t until the child went limp that Daddy Dearest stopped the beating.

I’m not even going to get started on the live in vagina that watched this whole thing go down.  Duncan’s in house bitch, Tammyra Sampson, and her 9-year-old daughter were in the skanky little apartment, and they watched TK get the life beat out of him.  Did Sampson EVER once think to stop that mother fucker from beating that precious little boy??  OF COURSE SHE DID!!!  She even stopped Duncan long enough to show him the proper way to beat the child with a belt.  Makes you wonder how her daughter made it to 9.

Duncan is being charged with murder in the death of his son.  Do we need to be surprised that he also has a long history of drug related charges?  Sampson is being charged with injury to a child causing serious bodily injury by omission.  She also has a record with CPS (SHOCKER!!!).  TK’s bio-mom also has a history with CPS.  I hate to point any fingers at her, as she seems destroyed in the video, but you have to wonder if this poor child had a chance with ANY of these people.

Thanks go to me for this one.  The title, the story, the whole fucking thing – the fact that I’m in a really nifty mood contributes to the fact that we will most likely have asshats show up to a) defend these fuckers. b) mother-fuck me for being such a calloused bitch. or c) most of you love me so fuck everyone else.  Happy fucking Monday!