Parents Behaving Badly

Okla. couple held in burial, excavation of girl:

When 11-year-old Cheyenne Wolf died in Oklahoma her ‘parents’, father Abel Wolf, 35, and step-mother Denise Wolf, 40, allegedly buried her under their deck in a sleeping bag inside a plastic tub. When they moved to Montana they took the body with them. When Cheyenne’s sister ran away they feared she would tell authorities about the body so they moved it again. This time to a chicken coop in Oregon then a storage unit also in Oregon.

If you wondered why they kept moving her body it may have something to do with the mystery of Cheyenne’s death.

An affidavit filed by OSBI investigator David Houston said Abel Wolf told Houston the family was upset with Cheyenne in April 2008 because she would not eat dinner one night.

While Abel was outside smoking, he heard a thump but said Cheyenne seemed fine, the affidavit said.

She was found dead the next day, according to the document.

I’m sure they’ll probably use the ‘we can’t afford a funeral’ defense.

Thanks to Krissy for the tip.

Mothers arrested in separate incidents:

For this pair of stories we go to the wilds of Montana where lumberjacks wrestle moose…or something.

Actually we go to the capital of Montana, Helena. Recently there they had a night where two different birth organisms were arrested for various crimes against their children. Luckily the children were unharmed.

First up is 41-year-old Lisa Perdue who was allegedly caught breaking into a house by the homeowner. She had her 2-year-old son in the car when she made the getaway. When police finally caught up with her she tried taking a handful of pills. I would assume in a bid to either commit suicide or just get a nice stay in the hospital before she got hauled off to the pen. She was already on probation.

The second story brings us one 33-year-old Michelle Leigh McCauley. She spent two hours in a bar being unruly while she had a baby monitor in her possession. The 6-month-old baby was down the street in a motel room, out of range of the baby monitor. She gave police a false name while they were investigating.

I can honestly say these are two of the more ‘entertaining’ stories we’ve had on here in a while. The kids were unharmed and we get to make fun of two trashy Breeders. If Montana keeps supplying us with stories like this they may just become my favorite state.

Thanks to Sarah for the tip.

Man Leaves Child In Freezing Car While He Visits Teen Girl:

What’s worse than an alleged father that leaves his daughter in a freezing car? How about one that leaves his daughter in a freezing car so he could possibly knock boots with a 13-year-old?

That’s what allegedly happened in Great Falls, Montana. 22-year-old Jeramey Sheeler left his 4-year-old daughter in the car while he went to see a 13-year-old girl. Since it was Montana the temperature at the time was -14. That’s 14 degrees below zero. That’s -26 Celsius.

When the girl woke up two hours later she got out of the car and started knocking on doors looking for the sperm donor. The next door neighbors let her in and called police. The article states that Sheeler was in bed with the 13-year-old but ‘nothing sexual’ was going on.

When police searched Sheeler’s car they also found a bowl with pot residue in it. Not a cereal bowl either. You burnouts know what I’m talking about.

So this girl has an alleged neglectful burnout pedophile for a father. Again, once you have kids your priorities are supposed to change. You’re supposed to stop doing drugs and banging teenage girls. Well, really you’re not supposed to do those things anyway.

I’m not going to blame the 13-year-old girl who’s the subject of this story from Kansas City, Montana. She’s young, foolish, and, if this report is accurate, a victim of atrocious parenting. The full blame rests with her mother, who reportedly kept her kids so sequestered from the outside world that one neighbor didn’t even realize there were children in the home. The sheltering continued when the teen gave birth to a 10-inch-long baby, who was stillborn. (Can you say "inadequate prenatal care"?) Instead of reporting the still birth to the authorities, mom helped her kid bury the lifeless babe in their backyard.

Police haven’t released the names of any family members. If you know the names, gentle reader, feel free to leave them here, so that we can move to have this woman’s parenting license suspended.

Mom’s actions, of course, raise the inevitable "what the bloody hell was she thinking" question.  My bet is that she ceded to the girls’ pleas to "dispose of" the newborn’s body in order to protect the nameless daddy, who now faces statutory rape charges for drilling into a minor’s pants. Classy, eh?  Apparently, mom missed the part of her job description which includes grabbing your kids by the ear and shouting some sense into them when they’re..well, acting like kids.