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Zombie arrested for killing her baby and then trying to eat her

PHOTO: Couple Arrested For Beating Their Baby To Death And Trying To Eat Her

HPD: Mom, stepdad charged after badly beaten tot found at southeast Houston motel

Suspects Arrested, Charged in Infant’s Death at 4749 Reed Road

This has to be THE most horrifying mugshot ever to grace BB.

This has to be THE most horrifying mugshot ever to grace BB.

Thanks to Benighted for this one, via the open thread. It’s a bit late, but it has so much potential. That mugshot, it has to be an out-of-season Hallowe’en costume. Or is the zombie apocalypse upon us?

The zombie, Ginyear Jones (23) and her handler John Frederick Caldwell (also 23) are facing serious charges after the zombie’s 1 year old non-zombified daughter Melony Jones was found to be badly beaten in a motel room in Houston, TX. She was bruised, had broken bones and lacerations, and perhaps not surprisingly, bite marks. The poor little girl later died of her injuries, while her zombie breeder faces eternal damnation, to wander forever in search of brains, until someone removes her head or destroys her brain.

The zombie’s handler trotted out the tired old excuse that Melony “fell off the couch”. Yeah, and onto some false teeth that magically bit her? Pull the other one. The police then had to bring in their Zombie-English translator and managed to get the message that it was the zombie handler who hurt little Melony.

Police have charged the zombie with two counts of injury to a child, and charged her handler with injury to a child and serious bodily injury. Now that poor Melony is dead, I believe the charges will be upgraded to murder. I’m not up there with law and order, but because Ginyear is a zombie and not a human, wouldn’t they just shoot her through the head instead of bothering to arrest her?

So many questions to be answered, but a poor sweet baby is dead.

Rest in Peace, Melony.

B-3 … BINGO!

3-year-old left alone at motel while mom goes to casino

I love the thrill of a bingo just as much as the next gal but apparently not as much as Lareina Larson (22) and her boyfriend do.  Seems these two couldn’t find a babysitter so they thought it would be perfectly fine to leave Larson’s 3-year-old daughter alone in their motel room in Fife, WA while they headed up the street to the bingo hall.

You know how pesky those 3-year-olds can be, always wanting an adult around at 2:00 am.  Well, this little darling is no different.  She woke up around 2:00 am scared to find herself alone and she walked out onto the motel balcony, crying, looking for mommy.  Thankfully the desk clerk was quick to see her and bring her into the office before she had the chance to get into any trouble.  All she knew was that her mommy was gone so the clerk called police.  They took her into protective custody when they couldn’t find her mother.

Four hour later, Larson and the boyfriend showed up and found they were locked out of the room.  The clerk called the police when she went to the office to get a new key card.  She admitted to leaving her daughter alone for five hours while she and the boyfriend went to play bingo.  Larson is facing one misdemeanor count of child abandonment and the winner of a boyfriend was arrested on drug charges.

Here’s my favorite part: “The male told us they won some kind of jackpot and that’s why they were gone so long.”  Well hell, that’s all you had to say – as long as you’re winnin’ stay out as long as you need to!  What an idiot.

Thanks to SaraO for the tip!

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