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Moronic Mommy Monday

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Happy Monday Ladies and Gents, today we have a parade of Moronic Mommies for you all to read about.  No dead babies, so most of these would be considered happy endings by BB standards.  Let’s get to it shall we.

Carla “Disco” Murphy

New mother smoked bath salts in maternity ward 2 days after giving birth, berated staff and rolled naked hospital floor

First up we have, Carla Murphy (31) of Altoona, PA and Carla is gracing BB with her presence because just two short days after giving birth and while still on the maternity ward of Pennsylvania Hospital, she stands charged with smoking bath salts and violently attacking staff.  How’s that for a welcome to the world, for her baby.

On June 17th, she stripped naked, proceeded to swear and physically attack the nurses and other staff attempting to assist her.  Seemingly unaware of her whereabouts, rolling around on the floors naked Murphy was given the antipsychotic drug Haldol to calm her down, but she continued to flail about aggressively and behave erratically.

A search of her bag yielded a white powder described as “Disco”, a popular name for bath salts.

She has been charged with aggravated assault and various drug charges.

Lynn Cameron

Young woman with unknown identity in Caryville

Police identified special needs woman dropped off at Caryville bar

Second up to show us a shining example of motherhood, is Eva Cameron.  Eva apparently tired of caring for her 19-year-old mentally disabled daughter Lynn, drove her daughter to Tennessee from their home  in Illinois and dropped her off on the side of the road and went on back home.  No worries though, Eva had Lynn’s best interest at heart because Tennessee has the “No. 1 health care system in the United States of America.”

Lynn was  found alone at the Big Orange Bar and taken to the hospital where she was discovered to have only a basic vocabulary of 30-40 words.  She did not know her age, address, phone number or even her name.  So sad!

The icing on this cake… Eva Cameron can not be charged with any crime as Lynn is an adult and not assigned a legal guardian.

Lynaa “Chuck E. Cheese Brawlin” Dobbins

Chaos –  Chuck E. Cheese crazed woman attacks rival with scissors and brick

PA woman jailed in knife and brick attack on women at son’s Chuck E. Cheese party

“Mommy” number 3 today is Lynaa Eva Dobbins (22).  Lynaa upset her ex had a new girlfriend in attendance at her son’s birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese, started a full on brawl, that ended with one woman’s ear cut and another hit with a brick.  Nice Job Mommy, hopefully he isn’t old enough to have any memories of you ruining HIS birthday.  Classy, really classy.

She has been charged with aggravated assault and stalking.

Valerie “Here’s some beer son” Topete

Beer- Arizona mother arrested for allegedly putting beer in 2-year-old son’s sippy cup

Last but not least we have Valerie M. Topete (36), it seems while out enjoying some pizza and beer, Valerie’s 2-year-old son kept reaching for her pitcher of beer.  Being the loving and sensible parent she is Valerie did what all mothers would do…NOT… she popped open his sippy cup and gave him some of her brewski.

A Witness called 911 after seeing her pour the beer into the sippy cup and watching, what appeared to be an intoxicated, lil’ man fall from his high chair.  Topete said she was just using “reverse psychology” on the baby and only gave him the beer detour his curiosity.

Topete was charged with one count of child abuse and her son is in the custody of his father.

Thanks to all the tipsters.