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Nipple biting nanna, welfare bludging daughter – winners all around!

Mother ‘bit her 16-year-old daughter’s nipple during vicious and bloody domestic fight’

Joy(less) Young - those eyes are seriously creepy looking.

Joy(less) Young – those eyes are seriously creepy looking.

This story was posted by Benighted on our Open Thread a while ago. It’s too freaking funny to not be posted.

Joy Young (38), who appears to be the opposite of her namesake, was arrested and charged with child abuse after it was alleged that she bit her 16 year old daughter’s nipple during a fight.

According to police, Joy (who was not a Joy to be around) was arguing with her daughter Diamond LaCrystal Simmons about a social security check at their Vero Beach home in Flori-DUH. You see, 16 year old Diamond LaCrystal is the proud mother of a 2 month old bouncing baby boy. Shine bright like a Diamond indeed…So anyway, an argument broke out because Diamond was trying to apply for Social Security money so that she could spend it on herself instead of her baby. That shit didn’t fly with Joy, because Diamond would always go out and leave the baby with her. A tussle broke out and nipples got bitten.

A bit nipple bleeds a lot, and police were greeted with a scene reminiscent of the scene fromĀ The Shining where the blood rushes out of the lift. The officer noted that Diamond had a massive bloodstain on her shirt and scratches on her face. Joy emerged from the fracas without any injury.

Joy must have some super sharp teeth to get through a tshirt and a bra in order to bite Diamond on the nipple. I’m not sure how the mechanics of that would work, to be honest.

As you can see, this story was too funny to not publish. A ridiculous name, strange method of abuse, welfare fraud and all round trashiness. Thanks go to Benighted for this gem.

Breeder takes kids on oxycodone buy

Woman brought kids along for Vero Beach oxycodone buy, police say:

Derptastic over there is 23-year-old Barbara Michelle Groce of Somerset, Kentucky. She was arrested in Vero Beach, Florida for allegedly trying to illegally purchase the pain killer oxycodone.

Police say she had her 5-year-old daughter and 1-year-old son in two during the buy.

You know I could make the correlation that she’s from Kentucky and oxycodone is called Hillbilly Heroin but I won’t.

Thanks to Marcy for the tip.