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Moronic Mommies… Monday/Thursday.

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Ok so I am late getting this up this week, I wasn’t feeling well all weekend and first part of the week, but I am feeling better now so I’m back to business.

Allison (left) and Laura (right) Niemeyer

Mom leaves baby behind at Florida Wal-Mart after botched theft

Starting us off this week we have Allison Niemeyer (19). Allison, her sister Laura (22) and Allison’s son (1) went for a little shopping trip to Wal-Mart.  This particular shopping trip resulted in stealing and child abandonment.  Mothering at it’s finest!

The two women were spotted stuffing items into the baby’s diaper bag by security and were confronted when leaving the store.  Allison took off immediately, ditching her sister and son.  Laura then broke free and took off; both hopped into a waiting van and fled the scene, leaving behind Allison’s son.  I suppose someone needed to take the wrap.

A tip lead police to the vehicle and the sisters were arrested.

Laura, the aunt, was charged with felony child neglect, retail theft and resisting a merchant.  If convicted this will be her 4th conviction for retail theft and grand theft.

Allison was charged with felony child neglect, retail theft and violating probation.  Allison is on house arrest until 2021 for her involvement in home invasion robbery with a firearm that occurred in 2010, while she was pregnant.

Allison’s son was placed with Florida Department of Children and Families.

Cannabis smoking mother (24) jailed for leaving baby to drown in bath  

Danielle Reeves (24), was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced 45 months in jail for the death of her son Frankie Joe, whose life-less body was found in the bathtub in September of 2011.

Reeves, described as a foul-mouthed, binge-drinking, cannabis smoker, put her two sons Alfie (3) and Frankie Joe in the bathtub and started the water running.  She then proceeded to take her drunken ass outside and chatted it up with neighbors for approximately 45 minutes. Bragging to neighbors she was “so drunk from Vodka.”

By the time she decided to check on her boys, she found a life-less Frankie Joe and an overflowing bathtub.

In a drunken rage, she blamed everyone including her son Alfie for the tragedy.  She lied to paramedics and emergency staff about what had happened.

Frankie Joe died at the hospital four days later and one day after his first birthday.

R.I.P. Frankie Joe

Toddler dies of methadone overdose, mother charged

On June 25th Newton County Sheriff’s responded to a call of an unresponsive toddler, the 22-month-old had been put down for a nap at 4pm the afternoon before and was not breathing when his mother checked on him at 10 am the following morning.  I don’t know about anyone else’s children but my kids, even sick, have never slept 18 hours straight.  Shouldn’t this baby have been checked on LONG before 10 am?

His mother Elizabeth Farnam (33) was arrested on July 19th and charged with 2nd degree murder, after toxicology reports showed her son, Logan Crow, had died of a methadone overdose.

Court documents show that Elizabeth admitted to obtaining the methadone illegally for her own use and dropping a pill while holding Logan on her lap at a church meeting.  She said she noticed Logan sweating profusely and losing his balance, so she took him home and put him to bed and did not check on him for 18 hours.

According to police she was aware Logan had taken something, he could hardly navigate and was very sleepy, but she did not seek help.  Doctors said had Logan been taken to the E.R. and treated his life could have been saved.

Logan had 15 to 19 milligrams of methadone in his system; doctors typically prescribe 3 to 5 milligrams to an adult.  WTF!

R.I.P. Logan

Woman charged with 9th OWI   

Rounding out this week’s batch of Moronic Mommies is Evelynn M. Brown (28).

A man made a call to Milwaukee Police at approximately 10:57 pm to report a woman driving erratically.  He stated she had veered out of her lane, struck the median, drove across some grass, then veered across all four lanes and hit some construction barrels.

When police arrived the found a man assisting a woman, Brown, he said had side swiped his car. He told them after they stopped he noticed she was drunk and had a small child in the car.  The man removed her from the car and pulled it off the road.

Brown was crying, talking incoherently and reeked of alcohol, but police were able to determine the small child in the car with her was her 11-month-old daughter.

Brown was arrested for drunk driving and taken for a blood test.

Brown has a history of DUI, this is her ninth arrest.

Thanks to Cynical Me, Suzee and DigChild for the tips.

 

Drunken Stupar (Ties BAC Leader)

Woman allegedly drove with 0.39 BAC, child in vehicle:

40-year-old Joleen Stupar of Sheboygan, Wisconsin was arrested after being found allegedly slumped behind the wheel of her minivan drunk while her 3-year-old was in the backseat.

Police say she had a BAC of .39 which ties her for first place on BAC Board. I guess it didn’t take as long as I thought ot would. Also police say they found a half empty bottle of vodka in the minivan.

It seems that Stupar was training to score high on the board as she had been previously charged with other DUI’s in which she had BACs of .36 and .33 in 2005.

Thanks to Amy for the tip.

Toddler left out in the snow

Toddler found wandering in the cold
Mom & boyfriend face charges:

With the recent spate of bitter cold weather that most of the country has been experiencing most people are bundling up there kids and making sure they’re safe out in the snow. Not 22-year-old Kristin Patraw and her main man Rudolph McNeil. They are accused of letting Patraw’s 21-month-old daughter out of their site where she wandered barefoot into the snow in Waterbury, Connecticut. The temperature at the time was 27 F.

Patraw reportedly left her daughter with her grandmother on New Year’s Eve. At some point the grandmother left the child with Patraw’s boyfriend because she had to go to work.

When police found McNeil they say he was asleep with a bottle of vodka by his side. Patraw allegedly went to grandma’s house to get the baby but when she wasn’t there she went back to sleep.

Police also say that living conditions were deplorable and yes there were animal feces.

Thanks to LadyJade for the tip.

15 year sentence for toddler suffocation

Mom Gets 15-Year Sentence In Toddler’s Suffocation:

Here’s another case of a Breeder who decided that getting their drink on was more important than their child’s well being.

25-year-old Latasha McMorris was sentenced in an Indianapolis court to 15 years behind bars in the suffocation death of her 2-year-old son Sheldon Bartley Jr.

Back in February McMorris was found in an Indy hotel room passed out on top of her son. Police said that gin and vodka bottles were found in the room.

Again you’re supposed top stop drinking to the point of passing out once you have kids. However considering McMorris’ history this probably wasn’t surprising.

Thanks to LadyJade for the tip.

Drunk gun cleaning kills six-year-old

Girl accidentally killed by father:

First off I want to ask what is up with Snohomish County in Washington state? It’s been fatured one way or another in every single one of my crime blogs.

Ok, on to business…

42-year-old Richard Peters of Marysville, Washington accidentally shot and killed 6-year-iold daughter. Of course he did it while cleaning his gun which is when just about all shooting accidents happen. Oh, and let’s throw ‘he was drinking heavily’ into the mix.

Peters told police he had asked his daughter to bring his Colt .45-caliber pistol from his room. He said he had unloaded the magazine but for some reason the gun fired.

Police said Richard Peters told an investigator he “must have” pulled the trigger. He told a detective he had been drinking “double vodkas” while he and his wife cleaned the guns.

Just because it’s called the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms does not mean you have to use them all at the same time.

You should never have your kids hand you a loaded gun let alone while you’re blind stinking drunk.

Ovaltine, cheese and vodka

4-year-old left home alone while drunk mom returns to day care:

33-year-old Checkie Hessel went to daycare to pick up her 4-year-old daughter. The problem is that she had already picked up her daughter. Well, that and the fact that she was blind stinking drunk after drinking a 1/2 pint of vodka. She told police that she must have blacked out and forgot that her daughter was home. Police found her daughter at home dirty but unharmed and eating cheese and Ovaltine powder.

Hessell was arrested Wednesday afternoon. So not only was she fully in the bag during the middle of the day she was driving on top of it. At least she didn’t have her daughter in the car.

Thanks to Spaceman Spiff for the tip.

Aussie Breeders spike kid’s drink for YouTube

Couple hunted over tot’s vodka drink:

An Australian couple are on the run from the law after failing to appear in court on child abuse charges.

The 20-year-old FBO and the 25-year-old Male-Step-Breeder allegedly put vodka into the drink of the 18-month-old. But wait, it doesn’t end there. They put the vodka in the drink for the sole purpose of recording it and posting it to YouTube.

What amazes me is that not only one person thought this was a good idea but both of them thought it was. All so they could be on the short bus of the internet that is YouTube. Pathetic.

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