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Gardenia Johansson Leaves Kid in Car – But Takes Dog with Her!

Black 2002 BMWOkay. Here it is, today’s story by popular demand. Folks are already searching for this like mad, and reader SuperSnark sent it to me an hour or so ago in a link. What is “it”, you may ask? Why, it is the story of Gardenia Johansson of Scottsdale, Arizona, who was arrested after she tried to tell a Neiman Marcus parking attendant to park her BMW – with her baby still inside it.

But she took her small dog with her. You see, according to Madame Curie here, the staff at Neiman Marcus just hated it whenever she brought her bratty babe into the store. So she was doing them a favor. Whew! At least she didn’t abandon her defenseless child out of selfish stupidity! There’s a relief!

This woman is the pinnacle of self-absorption. Not only did she take her sweet-ass time in the store, but she asked her arresting officer to go pick up the gift was was waiting on back at the store. “Oh yes, I abandoned my child, blah blah blah, whatever – but the important thing is that I pick up Gracie’s gift-wrapped pendant!”

Ready for the kicker? Gardenia Johansson is a Montessori teacher. Oops, correct – she WAS a Montessori teacher. Montessori at Anthem, her former employer, has ripped her name off of the faculty page. I’ve uploaded an image capture of the Google cache which still has her bio on it. The bio reads:

Gardenia Johansson, Primary/Pre Primary Educator
Ms. Johansson is a Primary Educator at Montessori at Anthem. Ms. Johansson received her Montessori training in Sweden when she was living there. She has been involved in Montessori education for ten years. Ms. Johansson has a young son, who occupys her time when she is not at school. Ms. Johannson loves the calm spirit that is characteristic of a Montessori learning environment. She believes in helping the children in her room develop a love of learning that they will carry throughout their lives.

Ahem. Would you trust a school where the staff can’t spell “occupies” correctly? Apparently, Johansson’s son didn’t take up as much of her time as the school would have liked…

If this isn’t enough case-related snark for ya, check out SuperSnark’s write-up. She notes that this model of bad parenting had the temerity to ask the valet attendant whether leaving the baby in the car was a good idea – and when he said “no”, ignored him! Wow. Just…wow. It’s amazing this woman pulls her pumpkin-head out of her ass long enough to acknowledge that other people even exist.

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  1. This makes me feel a lot better about letting my five year old watch one more show on Noggin on Saturday morning while I try to nap on the couch next to her. I thought that was neglect, I have nothing on this woman…and I know how to spell occupies.

  2. This makes me feel a lot better about letting my five year old watch one more show on Noggin on Saturday morning while I try to nap on the couch next to her. I thought that was neglect, I have nothing on this woman…and I know how to spell occupies.

  3. I can hear her in the summertime … but it is a dry heat.

    Just think of the wonderful life lessons that can be learned while “sleeping” in a BMW outside a Neiman Marcus.

    I thought the story of the day from Arizona would be the party crasher beaten because he allegedly had sexual conduct with the hosts 6-year-old daughter.

  4. I can hear her in the summertime … but it is a dry heat.

    Just think of the wonderful life lessons that can be learned while “sleeping” in a BMW outside a Neiman Marcus.

    I thought the story of the day from Arizona would be the party crasher beaten because he allegedly had sexual conduct with the hosts 6-year-old daughter.

  5. There’s something stunning about these stories. I mean, when I hear that some poverty-stricken teenage mom with a crack habit has left their kid in some improbable place, that’s horrible, but it’s part of a bigger problem that is already noticeable. But when someone who by all appearances is doing fine in life, and has had all the proper education to take care of kids, does something this idiotic… the culpability level certainly rises. What a selfish bint.

  6. There’s something stunning about these stories. I mean, when I hear that some poverty-stricken teenage mom with a crack habit has left their kid in some improbable place, that’s horrible, but it’s part of a bigger problem that is already noticeable. But when someone who by all appearances is doing fine in life, and has had all the proper education to take care of kids, does something this idiotic… the culpability level certainly rises. What a selfish bint.

  7. Babysitter?? Hello?? What a dip-shit. If she can afford a beemer she can damn well afford proper child care.

  8. Babysitter?? Hello?? What a dip-shit. If she can afford a beemer she can damn well afford proper child care.

  9. Gardenia Johansson obviously does NOT love her baby at all! She hates that baby! You don’t have to let anybody abandon their kids! I wouldn’t even do that to my future kids! Gardenia does NEVER love her baby! SHE ONLY LOVES HERSELF!!!!! SHE SHOULD GET A DEATH PENALTY!!!!! GARDENIA DESERVES TO DIE FOR WHAT THE FUCK SHE DID TO HER POOR BABY!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Gardenia Johansson obviously does NOT love her baby at all! She hates that baby! You don’t have to let anybody abandon their kids! I wouldn’t even do that to my future kids! Gardenia does NEVER love her baby! SHE ONLY LOVES HERSELF!!!!! SHE SHOULD GET A DEATH PENALTY!!!!! GARDENIA DESERVES TO DIE FOR WHAT THE FUCK SHE DID TO HER POOR BABY!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Somebody anonymously left an excellent observation on my site, one that hadn’t occurred to me: Where was the nanny during all this? One assumes such a self-absorbed narcissist would employ a nanny to handle the motherly duties she obviously feels are too much trouble to bother with.

  12. Somebody anonymously left an excellent observation on my site, one that hadn’t occurred to me: Where was the nanny during all this? One assumes such a self-absorbed narcissist would employ a nanny to handle the motherly duties she obviously feels are too much trouble to bother with.

  13. When you need a license to reproduce, the world will be a better place.

  14. When you need a license to reproduce, the world will be a better place.

  15. SuperSnark,

    That was me, I just didn’t want to have to enter in the username and password for blogger. It figures the one time I post something worth reading its anonymously.

  16. SuperSnark,

    That was me, I just didn’t want to have to enter in the username and password for blogger. It figures the one time I post something worth reading its anonymously.

  17. WMD: I’m coming to that conclusion more and more every day…

  18. WMD: I’m coming to that conclusion more and more every day…

  19. Gardenia frequents where I work. Or used to. Almost once a week. Pretty much every time, the cute blonde child is either causing a ruckus or not in her attention. Neiman Marcus is complaining? She obviously doesn’t understand her child’s needs. He’s reacting. A lot of people I work with, including me, have felt sorry for this kid.. for a while now. This ain’t no one time “mistake.” I read about someone commenting: “oh its okay. neiman marcus is getting crowded! good thing!”. To anyone saying that, i’m not sure if you have a clue..

    just my two cents. good luck to the little guy, mom’s oblivious.

  20. Gardenia frequents where I work. Or used to. Almost once a week. Pretty much every time, the cute blonde child is either causing a ruckus or not in her attention. Neiman Marcus is complaining? She obviously doesn’t understand her child’s needs. He’s reacting. A lot of people I work with, including me, have felt sorry for this kid.. for a while now. This ain’t no one time “mistake.” I read about someone commenting: “oh its okay. neiman marcus is getting crowded! good thing!”. To anyone saying that, i’m not sure if you have a clue..

    just my two cents. good luck to the little guy, mom’s oblivious.

  21. She comes to my work too. She expects people, even other customers who are complete to wait on her hand and foot. She leaves the kid with workers when she goes to the bathroom telling them “Find out what he wants to drink” This kid is like 2…and if we ask him “do you want *fill in the blank*” it’s “no, no, no” and he freaks out. Why? Because we aren’t his parents, but apparently she thinks the world is her babysitter. She parks illegally, fishes for free drinks, complains like crazy, and let’s this poor kid go out of control. It’s about time she gets some discipline in her life. Maybe she’ll be a good role model for her son.

  22. She comes to my work too. She expects people, even other customers who are complete to wait on her hand and foot. She leaves the kid with workers when she goes to the bathroom telling them “Find out what he wants to drink” This kid is like 2…and if we ask him “do you want *fill in the blank*” it’s “no, no, no” and he freaks out. Why? Because we aren’t his parents, but apparently she thinks the world is her babysitter. She parks illegally, fishes for free drinks, complains like crazy, and let’s this poor kid go out of control. It’s about time she gets some discipline in her life. Maybe she’ll be a good role model for her son.

  23. I met this attractive lady just a couple days ago. Attractive that is until she started telling me the story of her arrest. I thought she was with this group of people because they all seemed to be sharing the responsibility of her child. Then as she went on with her hideous story the group dissipated. I just wanted to slap the *&%$ out of her. She said she only left him in the car for 30 minutes yet there were 10 cop cars there according to her when she finally came out of Niemen. What really broke my heart though is when she said “look at him nobody w.a.n.t.s.(she spelled it out)him” She told us that she told the cops “if you want him you can have him.” I admit he was a handful. He would wriggle his way out of her arms continuosly then take off around the corner out of sight near a parking lot. It was difficult to watch. Her beautiful little boy turns 3 in in the spring she told me. She made it clear that money was not in short supply with her, I’m thinking then pay for some propper bitch!

  24. I met this attractive lady just a couple days ago. Attractive that is until she started telling me the story of her arrest. I thought she was with this group of people because they all seemed to be sharing the responsibility of her child. Then as she went on with her hideous story the group dissipated. I just wanted to slap the *&%$ out of her. She said she only left him in the car for 30 minutes yet there were 10 cop cars there according to her when she finally came out of Niemen. What really broke my heart though is when she said “look at him nobody w.a.n.t.s.(she spelled it out)him” She told us that she told the cops “if you want him you can have him.” I admit he was a handful. He would wriggle his way out of her arms continuosly then take off around the corner out of sight near a parking lot. It was difficult to watch. Her beautiful little boy turns 3 in in the spring she told me. She made it clear that money was not in short supply with her, I’m thinking then pay for some propper bitch!

  25. This woman should be slapped around by a bunch of people! That is just really sad when you care more for your dog that your child. Man, is this woman is dumb! What made her think this was a good solution? And she was a teacher! No wonder there are so many stupid people now.

  26. This woman should be slapped around by a bunch of people! That is just really sad when you care more for your dog that your child. Man, is this woman is dumb! What made her think this was a good solution? And she was a teacher! No wonder there are so many stupid people now.

  27. I just clicked over to the Montessori at Anthem school web site you gave, and Gardenia is back on there, listed as their Primary/Pre-Primary Educator.

    I wonder if they’ve really rehired her (or unsuspended her or whatever). Can anyone at that school really think that she’s a good person to trust with the care of any child?

  28. I just clicked over to the Montessori at Anthem school web site you gave, and Gardenia is back on there, listed as their Primary/Pre-Primary Educator.

    I wonder if they’ve really rehired her (or unsuspended her or whatever). Can anyone at that school really think that she’s a good person to trust with the care of any child?

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  35. It is a pathetic day when all this woman got as punishment was Parenting Class and a fine that is less than 500 dollars. She will learn nothing from this episode. She ought to have to do community service, not with children because that would not be fair to any child. She also should be forced to do jail time. She wants time away from her child? Give it to her, make her serve a couple months in the pokey. She ALSO should not be allowed to have an animal since she herself is an animal. I despise this bitch and thinking of her makes me want to vomit. What a sinner. Poor child, no wonder he misbehaves. Don’t be surprised when he is on the news in a couple years because he is in a very unhealthy relationship with a woman who calls herself his mother.

  36. It is a pathetic day when all this woman got as punishment was Parenting Class and a fine that is less than 500 dollars. She will learn nothing from this episode. She ought to have to do community service, not with children because that would not be fair to any child. She also should be forced to do jail time. She wants time away from her child? Give it to her, make her serve a couple months in the pokey. She ALSO should not be allowed to have an animal since she herself is an animal. I despise this bitch and thinking of her makes me want to vomit. What a sinner. Poor child, no wonder he misbehaves. Don’t be surprised when he is on the news in a couple years because he is in a very unhealthy relationship with a woman who calls herself his mother.

  37. Um, misbehaves…Maybe because he is 2!!! Does she think that at 2 or 3 they are the pilar of the community??? WTF??? I would not want this woman near my child. I hope the school has not reinstated her employment. She is the Devil! IOf it were Me, I would say “screw Neiman’s”. He is my child and if they want my business they will deal with both of us. BITCH!!!

  38. Um, misbehaves…Maybe because he is 2!!! Does she think that at 2 or 3 they are the pilar of the community??? WTF??? I would not want this woman near my child. I hope the school has not reinstated her employment. She is the Devil! IOf it were Me, I would say “screw Neiman’s”. He is my child and if they want my business they will deal with both of us. BITCH!!!

  39. What a dumb bitch! She must be totally clueless.

  40. What a dumb bitch! She must be totally clueless.

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