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Two Helena Bad Breeders for the price of one

Mothers arrested in separate incidents:

For this pair of stories we go to the wilds of Montana where lumberjacks wrestle moose…or something.

Actually we go to the capital of Montana, Helena. Recently there they had a night where two different birth organisms were arrested for various crimes against their children. Luckily the children were unharmed.

First up is 41-year-old Lisa Perdue who was allegedly caught breaking into a house by the homeowner. She had her 2-year-old son in the car when she made the getaway. When police finally caught up with her she tried taking a handful of pills. I would assume in a bid to either commit suicide or just get a nice stay in the hospital before she got hauled off to the pen. She was already on probation.

The second story brings us one 33-year-old Michelle Leigh McCauley. She spent two hours in a bar being unruly while she had a baby monitor in her possession. The 6-month-old baby was down the street in a motel room, out of range of the baby monitor. She gave police a false name while they were investigating.

I can honestly say these are two of the more ‘entertaining’ stories we’ve had on here in a while. The kids were unharmed and we get to make fun of two trashy Breeders. If Montana keeps supplying us with stories like this they may just become my favorite state.

Thanks to Sarah for the tip.

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  1. Hey, the second one was trying to be a responsible parent with the baby monitor. I’ll bet that will be her defense.

  2. Hey, the second one was trying to be a responsible parent with the baby monitor. I’ll bet that will be her defense.

  3. Lock up both of the women together in a room with a baby monitor, give them boxing gloves, and tell them that the other woman slept with their man. Then go to a local pub a few blocks from the room they are in for a drink or two, and let them sort it out between themselves. Sounds fair enough to me….

  4. Lock up both of the women together in a room with a baby monitor, give them boxing gloves, and tell them that the other woman slept with their man. Then go to a local pub a few blocks from the room they are in for a drink or two, and let them sort it out between themselves. Sounds fair enough to me….

  5. See Trench, trash comes from every state, not just WV. I’m very grateful the children were unharmed. Wonder what will happen to the kids now.

  6. See Trench, trash comes from every state, not just WV. I’m very grateful the children were unharmed. Wonder what will happen to the kids now.

  7. Oh, one more thing… were they living in trailers strewn with trash with lots of pit bulls, snakes, and tattoos and piercings? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  8. Oh, one more thing… were they living in trailers strewn with trash with lots of pit bulls, snakes, and tattoos and piercings? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. Kathy – don’t forget the obligatory drug paraphernalia. ๐Ÿ˜›

  10. Kathy – don’t forget the obligatory drug paraphernalia. ๐Ÿ˜›

  11. No, Kathy and Angel, that only happens in WV.

  12. No, Kathy and Angel, that only happens in WV.

  13. Oh, one more thingโ€ฆ were they living in trailers strewn with trash with lots of pit bulls, snakes, and tattoos and piercings? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Kathy – donโ€™t forget the obligatory drug paraphernalia. ๐Ÿ˜›

    And swords.

  14. Oh, one more thingโ€ฆ were they living in trailers strewn with trash with lots of pit bulls, snakes, and tattoos and piercings? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Kathy – donโ€™t forget the obligatory drug paraphernalia. ๐Ÿ˜›

    And swords.

  15. They probably had an old toilet sitting on their porch too.

  16. They probably had an old toilet sitting on their porch too.

  17. Hey, an old toilet makes a great planter!!! Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it. Plus, you can still hide the drugs in the tank.

    Hey, the toilet planters are NOT in WV, they’re in IL.

    http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/illinoisnews/story/F991EAD98A7BBDA7862575CD00561770?OpenDocument

  18. Hey, an old toilet makes a great planter!!! Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it. Plus, you can still hide the drugs in the tank.

    Hey, the toilet planters are NOT in WV, they’re in IL.

    http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/illinoisnews/story/F991EAD98A7BBDA7862575CD00561770?OpenDocument

  19. haha i thought it was funny back a few years ago some friends and i were talking about that, well come to find out i had to have my bathroom remodeled and guess what? I had a toilet sitting out on my porch for a couple of weeks! haha…

  20. haha i thought it was funny back a few years ago some friends and i were talking about that, well come to find out i had to have my bathroom remodeled and guess what? I had a toilet sitting out on my porch for a couple of weeks! haha…

  21. They probably had an old toilet sitting on their porch too.

    Next to the fridge.

  22. They probably had an old toilet sitting on their porch too.

    Next to the fridge.

  23. How many of you have ever gone to the home improvement store (Lowes, Home Depot) and had to snatch your kid up before he peed in one of the potties on display? Anyone? Seriously, I can’t be the only one, can I????

  24. How many of you have ever gone to the home improvement store (Lowes, Home Depot) and had to snatch your kid up before he peed in one of the potties on display? Anyone? Seriously, I can’t be the only one, can I????

  25. Hell, my wife had to do that with me.

  26. Hell, my wife had to do that with me.

  27. haha Kathy that is hilarious! Havent had that problem, though I could definately see my son doing it! I just dont take him to those stores!

  28. haha Kathy that is hilarious! Havent had that problem, though I could definately see my son doing it! I just dont take him to those stores!

  29. LOL at all the potty humor, y’all! :))

    Seriously, tho — any of you ever seen a house with hubcap siding? I’ve actually seen several! And they had fridges, washers, AND toilets on the front porch. With throw pillows!

  30. LOL at all the potty humor, y’all! :))

    Seriously, tho — any of you ever seen a house with hubcap siding? I’ve actually seen several! And they had fridges, washers, AND toilets on the front porch. With throw pillows!

  31. Now that’s just trailer fabulous.

  32. Now that’s just trailer fabulous.

  33. I’ve been trying to find a pic of any houses that might exist in WV that are covered in hubcaps. But, alas… I cannot. Could it be that my beloved state isn’t as trashy as Trench thinks???

  34. I’ve been trying to find a pic of any houses that might exist in WV that are covered in hubcaps. But, alas… I cannot. Could it be that my beloved state isn’t as trashy as Trench thinks???

  35. Dont forget about the broke down cars in the yard

  36. Dont forget about the broke down cars in the yard

  37. That are up on blocks.

  38. That are up on blocks.

  39. with the pit bull chained up out front right?

  40. with the pit bull chained up out front right?

  41. Chained up hell. It’s running free through the neighborhood.

  42. Chained up hell. It’s running free through the neighborhood.

  43. And it’s mangy and rabid too.

  44. And it’s mangy and rabid too.

  45. My name is Lisa marie Perdue and you wrote some interesting facts about an incident that occured two years ago. I would just like you all to know that I have now been to rehab and am going back home to try to make up for any harm I may have caused while I was under the influence of Narcotic Pain Medication. I know what I did was terrible, I have paid a high price for what I have done and now I am looking to the future with positive actions to try to make amends for my actions.

    1. Kudos to you.ย  I hope you stay on the “right” path.ย  Your child deserves nothing less than a good mommy who is drug free.
      ย 
      Take care.

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