All it needs is a pipe…and a sailor cap
I thought it was only fair since I’ve been gone so long that I should start with this story – which is pretty old. I ran a cross it and thought that since Lady Justice took such a long time in coming for this girl, the least I could do was call her sperm donor the animal he is.
On to the details. William Taylor called the police on July 11, 1978, to tell them that he had arrived home from work to find his fifteen-year-old daughter, Sherri Taylor, dead in the bathroom of the trailer they lived in. She had been stabbed repeatedly and was covered in semen. More on that later… Although they pursued a suspect at the time, they couldn’t make a case against him, and the case went cold.
Flash forward to 2011. Forensic investigation has improved dramatically, and the powers that be decided to reopen Sherri’s case. Lo and behold, they got a hit when they tested the semen – William Taylor! It seems that Popeye up there had a little too much spinach one day, and decided to rape and kill his daughter. I have to give the guy credit for having balls of cast iron, though – he called the cops himself, aided in the investigation, and still managed to evade suspicion for 34 YEARS! Too bad for him that the scientific community has continued to improve investigative techniques over the years. I wonder who decided to re-open the case though, because you know it couldn’t have been HIS idea! Anyone who has seen even one episode of CSI would know better than to ask for a new investigation on a case where he knew his swimmers had been found.
According to details in the article, the sperminator up there admitted to having sex with his daughter, but says he did not kill her. He rapes his kid and then gets blamed for a murder committed by someone else. Don’t you feel sorry for the guy? Yeah, me neither. First because I don’t believe his story, and second because even if I did believe he had nothing to do with her death, he still freakin’ raped his daughter. In what remote corner of the known universe is sex with your kid acceptable behavior? This entire story has sickened me, but now we get to the part that made me almost lose my lunch….
Covered in semen. Actually, the investigator said “Semen was covered all over her body”. The mental image alone made me gag, but then I thought – how many times did this guy rape his daughter – just on that day – to ‘cover her body’ with semen? I have six children, so I have seen how male parts work. Those things only produce maybe a teaspoon at a time. He must have raped her repeatedly, and over a long period of time, in order to produce that much jolly juice. But hey, at least he didn’t kill her. Sure. OK. Whatever.
I can’t write any more about this right now, so I’ll leave it to the readers. Don’t forget to read my caption under the picture. Most of you who are near my age probably picture the corncob pipe that Popeye was so famous for when we were kids, as I did. But feel free to be creative. Any pipe will do. And put it anywhere you like. I think an ear-to-ear body piercing with a sewage pipe might be nice.