33-year old David Cook is a big man.
He’s strong, authoritative and a strict disciplinarian. Oops….what I meant was, he’s a baby beating bully who sexually assaults those who are too small to defend themselves. His first wife spoke out to a reporter and listed, in great detail, the horrors he had subjected her (and her child) to before she divorced him. It was absolutely horrific. She said the final straw was when he stabbed her in the stomach with a fork. But this is not about his first marriage, it is about a seven week old baby girl belonging to his current girlfriend.
It seems that the 21-year-old mother, who has not been named, left her infant with her sperm slurpee for two days so she could go visit a friend. Although it hasn’t been explicitly stated, I don’t think the baby belongs to baby-raper above, which means that the mother already had a new man less than two months after the child was born. Cook, wielder of the one-eyed wonder snake that so fascinated the mother, abused the baby repeatedly during those two days. In addition to a broken leg and head injuries, there were undisclosed genital injuries. Genital injuries. Lord, help us all. The repulsive waste of DNA caused extensive injuries to the genitalia of a seven week old baby. But at least he owned up to it, right? That should earn him some brownie points. I’ll bake the brownies – I hear arsenic and belladonna are great seasonings for chocolate treats.
Cook not only admitted to causing the injuries, he also explained in graphic detail how he inflicted them. He said he was angry because he thought his woman was whoring it up with someone else, so he took it out on the baby. He claims that the broken leg was a result of him “yanking” the baby’s leg until he “heard a pop” while changing a diaper, and the genital injuries occurred when he was cleaning her. I have changed thousands of diapers in my life, and not once have I EVER had to ‘yank’ my child’s leg, or injured my child’s genitals while cleaning him/her. No mention was made by Cook concerning the head injuries. The doctors are checking to see if the injuries match the BS version provided by the snatch-stuffer. I’m betting not. Additionally, older injuries were found that were attributed to ‘falls’. Right. Because we’ve never heard that one before. One article even gave some detail about the falls, indicating that Cook claimed the child fell when a dog bumped the bed she was on. What kind of dog?!? A freakin’ Alsatian? A saint Bernard? A GreatfreakingDane?!? MY ARSE!!! No dog bumped the bed – a vile pecker-pustule lost its temper. The baby is still in critical condition. The boyfriend reportedly sent a text to the birth vessel on Saturday expressing a desire to kill himself for hurting the baby. Too bad he didn’t follow through. He also claims that he is sorry for what he did – I doubt that. From the look in his mug shot, he seems kind of proud of himself. The only thing he’s sorry for is the fact that he got caught. Then, to top it all off, the coward tried to run away when the baby was taken to the hospital – on a bicycle, no less.
Authorities are reviewing the older injuries to determine whether to file additional charges. I think that’s a great idea! Are they taking votes? Suggestions? Bribes? I think the incubator should be charged as well, for leaving her child with this monster even after he had previously abused her. And for putting the booze ahead of her baby. And for waiting another day before seeking help. Yup, she did all of that, and more.
I have just as much vitriol for the birth-beast as I do for the abuser, because she was told on Friday that her child was injured, but she was having too much fun getting sloshed to bother checking on the baby. She waited until the next day before going home, and then she waited a few more hours after ‘noticing’ the injuries before she sought medical help for her beaten infant. Did I say a few more hours? What I meant to say was “all night”. Yup, she noticed the injuries Saturday evening, but didn’t take her precious baby to the hospital until sometime Sunday morning. Why? Because the tube steak asked her to wait. He told her that this would “come back on” him, and that he would be accused of “rape abuse” or “rape assault”. Now I’m glad the media DIDN’T print the details. if the perpetrator himself characterized it as “rape” in any form – oh, Lord, I need to throw up now. As of this posting, no charges have been filed against the boozing she-beast, nor have I found a pic of her. She is being labeled a “witness”. Really? Witness? How about Participant? Facilitator? Or pimp, since she left her child to be raped by her snatch-master…..
My sincere hope for Cook is that he is treated with the same respect in jail that he showed to that poor, defenseless baby. A few “falls”, maybe a vigorous “cleaning” of his genital area, and let’s not forget the “wishbone pulling” contest. Choose teams and grab a leg, boys – who ever gets the biggest part wins. Don’t forget to make a wish!
I need to go now, before I burst a blood vessel or something. I think I need to eat a couple hundred Tums to get rid of the bile in my gut, too.
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