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Children abducted from Grandma’s house in Tampa, FL

Amber Alert issued for two children kidnapped in Tampa by parents, considered armed and dangerous

This Amber Alert has also been extended to Louisiana, Georgia and Alabama

Cole Hakken (4) and his little brother Chase Hakken (2) have been kidnapped by their breeders Joshua Michael Hakken (35) and Sharyn Hakken (34). Mr Hakken broke into the boys’ maternal grandma’s house at 6.30am, tied up Grandma and took the boys. Mrs Hakken was waiting outside. The boys’ grandfather had already left for work at the time of the abduction.

The couple fled in a 2009 silver Toyota Camry, which was later found abandoned. The state of Louisiana had taken away the breeders’ rights and placed the boys with their grandparents after a “series of incidents”, one of them including neglect. The breeders were also charged with drug possession in the presence of their children. After losing custody, Mr Hakken tried to take the boys from a foster care facility. He was beating on the door and waving a gun. When he couldn’t get inside, he fled.

There is a warrant out for Mr Hakken’s arrest. His crimes are kidnapping, 2 counts of interfering with child custody, 2 counts of child neglect, 2 counts false imprisonment, 1 count burglary with battery and 1 count Grand Theft Auto. Mrs Hakken has not been charged with any crime as of yet.

The couple are now believed to be traveling in a black 2006 GMC Sierra, registered to Mr Hakken., rego number U95KT. It was believed that they were towing a camping trailer, but the trailer has since been located in Florida.

Chase Hakken is 3′, 33lbs, brown hair and brown eyes, Caucasian. He was wearing pyjamas at the time of the abduction.

Cole Hakken is 3’9″, 44lbs, brown hair and brown eyes, Caucasian. He was also wearing pyjamas.

Joshua Hakken is Caucasian, 5’9″. He had a reddish beard at the time of the abduction. He has brown hair and brown eyes.

Sharyn Hakken is Caucasian, 5’4″ with brown hair and hazel eyes.

The couple is considered armed and dangerous. DO NOT APPROACH THEM. Call 911 if you see them or the vehicle (2006 black GMC Sierra, plate number U95KT)

These fuckwits sound like conspiracy theorists and may be mentally unstable. Coupled with that and the fact that they’re armed makes me worry. Hopefully the boys turn up safe and sound.

Since these pathetic losers like to Google their own names to see what’s being said about them, it’s only a matter of time before they show their sorry arses up on here and try to defend their actions. “The gubbermint took our children” “They control your minds through vaccinations” etc. We’ll be here waiting for them.

Breeders pop pills, ignore baby at bowling alley

Odenville couple arrested in Talladega:

Bowling alley workers in Talladega, Alabama called the police on Brandy Nicole Hansen, 25, and her husband James Derrick Hansen, 27. Holy crap, she’s 25?

Anyway it seems that they were at the bowling alley and ignoring their 1-year-old. The baby was hungry and they had no food or milk to give.

Mr. Hansen was arrested on an outstanding warrant for a probation violation and Mrs. Hansen was founs to be in illegal possession of Hydrocodone that she was allegedly popping at the bowling alley. I would mention that they were both said to have been intoxicated but since they were at a bowling alley that would have been redundant.

The child has been placed with a grandparent.

I like how they have money for booze and pills but didn’t bring any food for the kid with them. At least they didn’t leave the poor kid at home. Then again a bowling alley isn’t the safest place to let a kid run loose.

Thanks to Lucentabella (great name by the way) for the tip.

Woman smoked coke and drowned newborn

Mother admits to drowning baby:

In a Baldwin County, Alabama courtroom Marsha Colby admitted to killing her newborn baby back in 2005. She admitted to smoking cocaine (which probably means crack) then getting in the tub and delivering the baby under water. She let the baby drown and then buried the baby in the back yard.

Even on crack I just can’t imagine someone being that selfish to just let a newborn baby drown inches in front of them.

She claims that she did it because she couldn’t afford to raise the baby. But apparently she could afford the coke.

There are programs in place that assist financially with raising babies. That’s why they were put there in the first place.

She was sentenced to 15 years. A decent sentence but still not long enough if you ask me.

Thanks to April for the tip.

Teen rode in box on top of van

jknottTeen found in box atop van; driver arrested:

Only on 31 : Mother, Daughter Accused in Child Endangerment Speak Out:

Jackie Denise Knott of Boaz, Alabama was arrested in Albertville, AL when police pulled her over after discovering that her 13-year-old daughter was riding in a cardboard box on top of her van. When questioned by police Knott said that the box wouldn’t fit in her van and that the box was tied down with a clothes hanger. You know when I think of tools used to fasten things to the roof of a vehicle I usually go with bungee cords or rope or in a pinch duct tape not a clothes hanger and definitely not with a teenage girl holding it down.

However Knott and her daughter spoke out about the incident. Knott’s daughter claims that it was her idea and not to blame her mom.

sorry kid, but ultimatelty responsibility lies with your mom. If it was your idea then your mom showed bad judgment by listening to a 13-year-old girl and putting your life in jeopardy.

Thanks to LadyJade for the tip.

Ala. woman pleads guilty to child’s suffocation murder

Prichard mother pleads guilty to strangling month-old child:

Geretha Tyese Lewis of Prichard, Alabama pleaded guilty this week to the 2007 murder of her one month old daughter Zarial Lewis Farris. Lewis admitted to putting her daughter in a plastic bag and leaving her there for an hour before checking on her. She allegedly tried to revive the child but it was too late. She then placed her body in a trash can. The bo9dy was supposedly there for days before being picked up by the trash truck. The baby’s body was never found. Lewis said she gave the baby to an adoption agency but later confessed.

Sentencing is set for mid-November.

Thanks to Angie for the tip.

Shaken baby dad jailed

Shaken Baby Syndrome, father in jail:

Johnny Killingsworth (nice name) of Mobile, Alabama has been arrested for putting his four-month-old in intensive care with shaken baby syndrome. His son is currently on a breathing machine.

Not surprisingly Killingsworth has been previously arrested for drugs and domestic violence.

I’d be interested to know if this scumbag was on anything when he did this.

Thanks again to #1 tipper LadyJade.

Stephanie Ann Helton Lets Her Infant Guzzle a Brewski

Stephanie Ann HeltonThanks to Sinthyia for the heads-up on yet another story of parents doling out the alcohol to minors. And when I say “minor”, I mean MINOR. 21-year old Stephanie Ann Helton of Phil Campbell, Alabama was busted by the authori-tays when police (for reasons unspecified) were called to perform a “welfare check” on the three kids who were at the house. Either the 7-year-old or the 8-year-old who were at the house had the common sense to tattle on the mom, telling the cops that mom had let the 1-year-old quaff some beer. Helton admitted as much to police, who booked her for child endangerment. She now faces up to 10 years in prison for her, ahem, lapse in judgment.

I have to say that, for a bad-behaving parent, Helton is kind of cute. Too bad she didn’t have the common sense that God gave crabgrass – at least, not when it counted. There’s nothing sexy about dumb parenting.

It’s not clear to me whether the 7- and 8-year-old are her kids or not. If so, that means that she would have had one child at age 14 and another at age 14, which seems doubtful. But the reports also state that all three children are in foster homes or with relatives. Being drunk around your kids may be stupid, but it’s not usually an offense that causes you to lose your kids. Can anyone clarify that?

If the baby if Helton’s only child, then I say that 10 years is too excessive. Give her a few years of probation and put her in parenting classes until her eyes bleed. Scare the shit out of her. That’s assuming, of course, that she let her kid drink a decent micro-brew, and not any of that Pabst Blue Ribbon shit – in which case, THROW THE BOOK AT HER!!

Shalinda Glass Faked Son’s Abduction after His Death at Boyfriend’s Hands

Geontae GlassKeith Tipton and mgraber sent me this story earlier today about Geontae Glass of Gadsden, Alabama, who was reported missing after his mother Shalinda Glass said she left him in the car to go get some juice. I was all set to write up a post about what a neglectful mother Glass was for leaving her kid in the car. Haven’t we seen enough horror stories about that lately? But then hot tipper Rebecca wrote in with the horrifying follow-up. Poor Geontae was never missing: his mother’s boyfriend, Kevin Andrew Towles, apparently killed him – and Shalinda staged the carjacking to cover it up.

Early reports are that Kevin Andre Towles was an abusive asshole, and that he beat Shalinda. You know what? I don’t give a fuck. How could she? How could she be so disloyal to her own son that she would betray him even in death?! Her first instinct when she discovered that Towles had killed her beautiful five-year-old boy should have been to pick up the nearest heavy object and bash that fucker’s head in. Helping hide his body? That’s cold-blooded. That’s a big fat Judas kiss planted on Geontae’s cold forehead.

Oh, and where was Geontae’s body, you may ask? Inside of his mother’s car, locked up in Towle’s garage. Real fucking bright, huh? The property was one of several “safe houses” that Towles owned. Apparently, Mr. Badass was some sort of narcotics dealer. Exactly the kind of person I’d want my kids growing up around.

What a beautiful, beautiful little boy. How sad that he had to be cursed with such a failure of a parent.

Dad Leaves Family at Accident Scene

accident.jpgBoy, folks, we have a real winner in DeKalb County, Alabama. Brian Freeman, a 30-something father of three, fled from the scene of a car accident. Trouble is, he left something behind – i.e., his wife and kids. Passersby were left to fill the role of good Samaritan abandoned by Freeman by pulling his wife and three kids, ages 12 and under, from the damaged vehicle. The article doesn’t say that Freeman has any warrants out for his arrest. Indeed, police appear baffled by the man’s actions. Perhaps he was packing an illegal firearm? Scads of dope? An expired license/registration? Does it matter? If there were an excuse in existence that justified this behavior, chances are we wouldn’t be blogging it. Have fun in jail, Mr. Freeman – and a jolly ol’ time in divorce court shortly thereafter.

Mom Busted For Selling Obscene Photos Of Kids

scumbag.jpgI’ve been looking for the opportunity to apply the phrase “walking pile of amphibian shit” to someone; thanks, Michelle Stevenson, for stepping up! Stevenson was arrested for selling thousands of obscene photos of her three children to a kiddie porn website. Also nabbed was the site owner, Brian Cobb. Both face up to 10 years in prison.

The kids have been placed in the care of the Alabama Department of Human Resources, which seems like a really strange name for their Child Protective Services, unless Alabama has some really fucked up child labor laws, which is quite possible considering that, hey, it’s Alabama. I don’t know how Ms. Stevenson will fare in prison, but Mr. Cobb, if you’re reading this…the inmates LUUUUURVE them some child molesters. Literally. If you get my drift.

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