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2 Burnout Breeders, Police, and 1 Very Lucky Infant

Pot Smoking Mom Drives Off w/Baby on Roof

Mom Released

Baby Left on Roof was 2nd Police Encounter

Ma and Pa Pothead


I know life gets hectic at times and in our stressed-out minds we can tend to forget things, but how do you forget your baby??  More to the point, how the hell do you forget your infant is on top of the damn car?!?  That’s exactly what 19 year old Catalina Clouser did, but of course, she was also stoned out of her gourd!!


Let’s start this at the beginning…

Police officers noticed a car erratically changing lanes, almost causing a collision.  After stopping the car, they arrested 19 year old Manuel M. Pena, who admitted to smoking 3 or 4 blunts before getting behind the wheel, for aggravated DUI.  He was so stoned he didn’t realize he had almost caused a crash.  Not only was he stoned off his ass, he doesn’t have a driver’s license either!

While talking to the police, the addle-brained duo admitted to police they had been at a park, with the baby, getting high and were on a beer run.  Either the police were feeling generous or they didn’t want any extra paperwork so they gave the pink-haired pothead up there a ride home and left her there with the baby and the car.

Apparently, the moronic twit was so distraught over her dildo’s incarceration she must have lost her buzz because she packed the baby back into the car and off they went to a friend’s house to smoke “one or two additional bowls of marijuana”—according to police.

After frying the only living cell left in her brain, she once again got into the car and headed the 12 miles home.  When she got there she realized her 5 week old baby boy wasn’t IN the car, she had set him ON the car.  She called her friends so they would start looking for him while she headed back.

About an hour and 45 minutes after daddy dipshit was arrested, police received a call from a passerby about a baby in a car seat in the middle of the road.  This was about 2 blocks from the friend’s home.

She told police she went to the friend’s house and smoked more marijuana, then placed the baby on the roof of the car when leaving and didn’t realize he wasn’t in the car until she got home.  She was arrested for child abuse and aggravated DUI.  She has been released and is on restrictions, one of which prohibits her from seeing the baby who is in CPS custody.

Luckily, the baby was securely strapped into his car seat.  There were so many things that could have happened to this child due to the stupidity of the choices made that night by both the irresponsible, imbecilic, burned-out breeders and the police!  His guardian angel must have been working overtime, the seat was scarred up and had landed on its side, but the baby wasn’t injured.


Now to address burnout brigade that will undoubtedly show up and scream “don’t blame the Jane”, “pot is harmless”, or whatever other idiotic phrases you want to come up with, I’ve got one thing to say to you…  Piss the fuck off!!

This case is proof of how harmful marijuana CAN be!!  This wasn’t one parent endangering the life of a child, it was both, and both were fucked up beyond all reason!!!  That baby was at risk due to their want or need for their next high!  These 2 were probably irresponsible dumb shits to start with, but the marijuana was a factor in this case like it or not!!

Robin Pfeiff, Not a Great Driver, or Mother

Robin Pfeiff had cocaine alcohol in system during I-95 wreck that severely injured kids 

Oh Robin Pfeiff….You make yourself look like such a douche in so many ways, where does one begin?  I’m gonna start with Monday, April 3rd.  That is when Ms.Pfieff was arrested for a crash she caused on March 8, which sent 2 elderly people in another car to the hospital. Her 5-year-old son (just one of the three kids she had in tow), was ejected out of the Jeep Cherokee that she overturned a handful of times, he, along with his 4-year-old sister were air-lifted to another hospital because of the critical injuries they sustained, and Pfeiff with her 9-month-old were taken to another. But it wasn’t just a freak accident on I-95 that day… Ms. Pfeiff was driving like a rockstar to fullest.  And when I say driving, I mean badly…and when I say rock star, I mean higher than Whitney Houston at a Grammy party.

Why do I say that? Well, 4 hours after the crash blood was taken and Pfeiff tested positive for cocaine, and had a 0.094 BAC (.08 is the legal limit)…so she had some sober up time before the test, and that time didn’t save her. Pfeiff was hammered at the time of the crash to say the least.

Now, one would think that a near death experience of her and her babies, would make this broad rethink her “Party Rocking” actions, you know, cause of all her kids being severely injured because of them?….Not Pfeiff. Five days after the crash she was visiting her son in the intensive care unit, where he had a fractured femur and clavicle, bruised lungs, cerebral contusion and other injuries, an officer came to check up on the boy and reported Ms. Pfeiff to smell of alcohol, have impaired speech, and bloodshot eyes. Way to make a change, Pfeiff! And the boy told the nurses at the hospital that mommies favorite drink was wine….Oh snap, don’t you hate when your kids rat on ya?

The very well marinated Pfieff has some serious issues, I just wish to gawd, she didn’t have kids to hurt while going thru them….It seems she’s had a few ups and down in her time, seeing that when this crash occurred, she was on her way to the Federal Penitentiary to visit the father of her children. But that’s not a fucking excuse to put your kids in harms way!  I hate when people drink and drive, or blow rails and drive, but you’ve got to really save a bit more of that hate for the selfish bastards who do those things with such precious cargo in their care.  Innocent people and innocent children were hurt because of Robin Pfeiff, she’s lucky she didn’t kill anyone.  This woman said she wasn’t doing drugs and had only 3 glasses of wine before the crash…total bullshit. Blood tests don’t make up shit, people do. And she also said that she always secures her kids in the car….Oh really? So, then why was it noted that officers found only ONE child seat, for the THREE kids? Maybe old Pfeiff “saw” three car seats, after having her favorite drink, but then she would have “saw” 9 kids…. and that’s when pink elephants show up doing the hokey pokey…which may or may not have happened.

Marinated Momma faces charges including DUI impairment/serious bodily injury and three counts of child neglect.

Thanks to Deena, for the tip!

**Special thanks to Shannie for the write-up.**

Lindsey Morgan did a drunken demo-derby with her toddler in tow


Pregnant Mom Leads Deputies on Drunken Chase in Wexford Co. 

Wexford County Sheriff’s Office: Pregnant woman charged with drunken driving

Mom with baby on board arrested for drunk driving 

The title pretty much wrote the story for me.  Good thing, too.  I’m sleepy as fuck.

That sloppy, sobbing sack of shit there is 31-year-old Lindsay Morgan.  Late last month, Miss Morgan was drunk as fuck.  I’m all for partaking in libations.  What I’m NOT all for is partaking while being 7 months pregnant.  Even more than that, I’m not okay with a pregnant woman partaking and then jumping in her ride with her 2-year-old.  That’s exactly what Morgan did right before leading officers on a chase which ended with Morgan driving into a wooded area where she crashed into some trees.

Around10 p.m.on March 28th,Wexford County,MIofficers approached a suspicious vehicle.  Behind the wheel was pregnant, repeat DUI offender, Lindsey Morgan.  Instead of being a good girl and pulling over, Morgan decided to take officers on a scenic tour of a local wooded area.   After drunky crashed her car, officers discovered that, not only was the driver in the “family way”, she also had her 2-year-old daughter in tow.  The good news(as if there is any)?  The toddler was in a car seat.

Morgan’s BAC was more than twice the legal limit.  Is there a fucking legal limit for a pregnant woman with a child in the car?  The legal limit should be ZERO!

Morgan is sobering up behind bars.  Of course this isn’t her first time at the rodeo.  She has had previous drug and alcohol arrests.  Her charges this time are fleeing and eluding, operating while intoxicated-3rd offense (THREE MOTHER FUCKING TIMES???) and driving on a suspended license. Prosecutors are trying to charge her with child endangerment.  What is wrong inMichiganthat this broad hasn’t already been given an endangerment charge?  This could have ended with the death of her daughter and her unborn baby.

Thanks go to my darling, Deena, for the tip.

Birth Apparatus Too Drunk to Care

Paso Robles woman arrested in connection with infant daughter’s death

Woman accused of killing 3-month-old baby faces murder trial

The woman you see up there is Erin Christine Martin, age 43. She has graced our pages for what happened to her daughter, 3-month-old Grace Martin, June 16, 2010. We recently received this tip, and if you check the source links, this wasn’t reported until about 6 months had passed since her daughter’s death.

On June 16, 2010 Martin called police at about 9:41 PM and told Paso Robles Police Department that her 3 1/2-month-old child was unconscious and had not been breathing for 30 minutes. Why the hell didn’t she call sooner? When police arrived they described her as, “white and blue in color.” Rip my freaking heart out why don’t you! Emergency personnel tried to save the baby at the scene, and then transferred her by ambulance to Twin Cities Community Hospital in Templeton for emergency treatment and then at Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital, the baby was pronounced dead June 18.

It wasn’t until January of this year on the suspicion of murder in her daughter’s death and assaulting a minor under 8 years of age resulting in death, after an extensive investigation, examination of medical records, and multiple interviews with martin, that Erin Martin was arrested in connection with her daughters death. A pathologist, Gary Walter, determined Grace’s cause of death to be severe lack of oxygen to the brain because of blunt force trauma to the abdomen. Oh, did I mention this shebeast was also drunk the night all of this occurred? She had a BAC of 0.23 which was determined by a specimen collected the night of June 16.

Martin initially told police the medical emergency was the result of pet dander in the residence where she was staying. She also told a friend she left the child alone in the bedroom while she went to the kitchen to make something to eat, and when she returned the child was in a deep sleep. She said all of this during a recorded conversation because it took place over the phone at the Paso Robles Police Department holding facility. She also told a detective that she and a former roommate performed the “baby Heimlich” on the child three days before the child stopped breathing while they were babysitting. Both of them deny the choking incident ever occurred and also deny performing the Heimlich technique on the child.

Investigation also uncovered a slew of medical conditions the baby has been treated for in her short life. These include whooping cough, pneumonia and a respiratory virus infection in the weeks leading to her death. Grace Martin spent a month at a hospital at UCLA for her condition. She was released June 6, 2010, a mere ten days before her death.

At a preliminary examination Gary Walter testified that that a homicide occurred, in his opinion, because of a pool of blood in the child’s abdomen that would indicate there was blunt-force trauma. The defense tried to argue that evidence showed that investigators shouldn’t have ruled out that the baby could have died from health complications and that the injuries caused to her abdomen could have been caused by the CPR administered by Erin Martin and a police officer that arrived at the scene. But San Luis Obispo County Deputy District Attorney Jesse Marino argued that evidence showed a ruptured intestine and other findings in autopsy reasonably couldn’t have occurred from chest compressions to revive the child.

After all the testimony at the preliminary hearing San Luis Obispo Superior Court Judge Jacquelyn Duffy found sufficient evidence to proceed in the trial against Martin. Duffy said a number of points led to her ruling, including the delay in the call to 911, and the nature of the baby’s injuries.

Martin was due back in court November 2, 2011 for further arraignment, but I haven’t found anything further.

R.I.P. Grace Martin. You deserved so much better than what you received. I hope you have found lots of love and happiness in the heavens.


Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who’s the Most Cowardly Moron of All…

“Mom” Leaves 4 yr old at DUI Crash, Infant and Baby Home Alone

“Mom” Flees Scene Leaving Daughter


Drunken, Moronic Breeder Lisette Gonzales Avakian


That would be 35 year old Lisette Gonzales Avakian.  Not to mention she’s a selfish twit to boot!!  Of course this is all “allegedly”.

This 35 year old single “mother”  decided to get her drink on…  Of course if she had been responsible before she got drunk and got a sitter she wouldn’t be gracing our pages!!

It seems she was out for a joy ride at 2am and drunk as hell, “allegedly”.  Of course, she needed a companion on her midnight drive so who better to keep your drunk ass company than your 4 year old baby girl?!?  The wet brained bitch hit two parked cars and flipped her car.

Now, as bad as that is, her selfish stupidity doesn’t stop there!!  She then proceeded to exit the vehicle and run away…  That’s right she ran, LEAVING her 4 year old, who was thankfully strapped in her car seat, hanging upside down in the crashed car!!

Police were called by people that lived in the neighborhood that heard the crash.  These people ran to the car and found the 4 year old hanging in her car seat.  They released the baby from her seat and authorities found her sitting in the car.  She told them her mother had run away…  What a wonderful memory for a child to have!!

But wait there’s more still!! 

Some of the neighbors told police they heard her say “Where’s my baby?” as she ran away.  At the crash site there was an infant car seat.  This led police to think there was an infant involved in the crash that had been ejected.  And they started searching for the infant.

When they found the cowardly c***, hiding behind some bushes a block away, she refused to cooperate or even tell them if there was another child in the car!!  Wait, if  she was drunk enough to run away from the car because she was searching for her infant wouldn’t she want help finding that baby?!?  I think she’s full of shit!!  If your frantically looking for your baby why the fuck would you be hiding in the bushes?!?

When they took her and the 4 year old to the hospital, a nurse remembered the little girl from a previous visit and told authorities she also had a 3 month old baby.  They finally found her address when searching the vehicle and went to her apartment.  They then found a 1 year and 3 month old in the home alone.  The 3 month old was in a bassinet and the 1 year old was walking freely around the house!!

Luckily, none of the baby’s injuries were serious and the 1 year and 3 month olds were ok.  They were all taken into protective custody and later released to their father.

The complete waste of estrogen was treated and released from the hospital, and then booked for suspicion of drunk driving and child endangerment.  She’s being held on $100,000 bond.  Child services is investigating before more charges are filed.


Thanks go to Deena for the tip!

The Duh in FloriDuh x2

Man Brings Baby to Bar Fight

Man Brings Baby to Bar, Starts 2 Brawls




The stellar Floridian you see above helped put the duh in Floriduh!!  That’s 32 year old Kristopher Mills.

It would seem on Sunday night he got thirsty and decided to go to his favorite bar and have a drink.  Of course that wouldn’t have his ugly mug being featured on BB.  What brings him to our site is his choice of a bar companion!

Evidently, the wet brained dick thinks it’s appropriate to take a 9 month old baby bar hopping!

Not only did he take the baby to a bar to toss back a few, when he arrived at the bar he started a fight with another man by pulling his hair…  Sorry, but where I’m from “men” that are starting shit with another man don’t pull hair!!!  After that little altercation this dumbass handed the baby to a friend in the bar and proceeded to start another fight with a second man by punching him.

Mills drank six beers while at the bar and then tried to drive home with the baby.  When deputies arrested him he pulled away, struck an officer, threatened, and tried to stop them from shackling his legs.  Once they got him to jail they had to carry him to the booking area because he refused to walk…

He’s being charged with battery, child neglect, and assault.  Where the hell are the child endangerment charges, resisting arrest, assault on a police officer??

On a good note the baby is fine and with Child Protection Officers.

The article doesn’t say he is this baby’s father, but considering the child was taken by child protection and not released to the mother or another relative, I’d say he was at least a guardian…



The next contestant on who put the Duh in FloriDuh…

Trench’s Note 11/4/2012: The 2nd contestant has had her story removed due to the fact that she got her life back together and was able to get her child back. We here at BB wish her the best. See, we’re not complete monsters.

She only drinks on days that end in Y

Mother arrested twice in two days on DWI and child abuse charges 

Police: Mother Arrested Twice For DWI In 2 Days 

This five foot two, pock marked jewel is 30 year old Erika M. Beltran of New Mexico. On Saturday August 27th she had a few too many and decided to take her two kids for a drive. She eventually would end up rear ending someone during minor car accident. Shocking I know. One would think that being drunk would make her more aware of her surroundings.

Erika had no insurance and no license but that didn’t stop her from being pickled behind the wheel with her children. She failed a sobriety test at the scene of the accident and refused any blood/breath tests. She was charged with aggravated child abuse, DWI and was issued tickets. Her car was towed from the scene as well and impounded. Her children were handed to relatives to be cared for.

The following Monday she drove to the impound lot…with her children in the car and was once again intoxicated. As she attempted to retrieve her car the police arrested her. Erika was arrested for a second DWI in two days.

This time Erika was charged with Intentional child abuse and DWI . Her children were removed from her care and placed with the state. THANK GOD for that small blessing.

She is currently sitting in jail with an $11,000 bond.   

Thanks Amanda for the tip!

***Special thank to itsmesg for the awesome write up***

"Oh my god he… looks like he's been beaten to death" – UPDATE

Autopsy – beaten N.C. boy (4) had alcohol in his system

Some of you may remember the story I wrote about Trenton Michael Scott, he was 4-year-old little boy, who’s mother Heather Benson found him unresponsive the morning of April 19 and made a call too 911 sobbing and saying “Oh, My god… he looks like he’s been beaten to death.”

Well… unfortunately Heather was right and after an autopsy was concluded it not only showed that Trenton died from a lacerated liver caused by blunt force trauma to the abdomen and chest and showed signs of strangulation of the neck, eight broken ribs, a fractured skull, broken teeth, bite marks on his back and chest and numerous cuts and bruises.  To top it off… his blood alcohol content was 0.12 percent.  Umm..what?  The doctors believe Trenton ingested the alcohol.

Although toxicologist say it is possible the alcohol came from fermentation of bacteria in the blood after Trenton was killed, they do not believe that is the case here, due to the blood alcohol level being so high.

William Godfrey, Heather’s live-in boyfriend at the time, was charged with Trenton’s death and has been in Buncombe County Jail.  He is due in court September 12th for a probable cause hearing.  The D.A. has said they will see the death penalty.

Heather, who has not been charged, has not been able to return to the home the three shared, since the death of her son.

Thank you to Tracy for the tip.


Juliette Dunn starts ‘em partying like rock stars early


Juliette Dunn (L) and Lisa Jefferson (R)



Mom Charged With Forcing Cocaine, Beer On Children

Juliette Dunn arrested for giving 4-year-old and 10-month-old beer and cocaine 

Mom Gave Toddler Booze, 10-Month-Old Daughter Cocaine: Cops

Those two “women” there are Juliette Dunn (29) and Lisa Jefferson (33).  Juliette and her buddy were getting their drink on at the playground in the complex were Dunn lives.  That’s not what landed these to beauty queens on BB.  What landed them here was that one of Dunn’s neighbors flagged down an officer after Dunn handed her 4-year-old son a 40 oz of Steele Reserve and demanded that he “chug” it.  FYI – Steele Reserve is not a new brand of fruit juice.  It’s positively the most repulsive, shit beer under the face of the sun.  In fact, I think it may just be Beelzebub piss. Witnesses told officers that Dunn told her son to chug the beer, then called him an alcoholic after he finished it.  Wow. 

When officers arrived at the playground, there was an empty 40 oz bottle nearby and Dunn’s 10-month-old’s baby bottle smelled of alcohol.  Both children were taken to a hospital and both tested positive for alcohol.  The 10-month-old tested positive for cocaine.  The 4-year-old told social workers that he likes Natural Ice and Budweiser, but doesn’t like Dog-Bite beer. 

How old do you have to be to check yourself into rehab?  Just curious. 

Dunn and Jefferson were both arrested and charged with 2 counts of assault and 2 counts of risk of injury to a minor.  They are being held in lieu of $100,000 bond. 

I’m not sure which is more likely to keep me up tonight… These two FUGLY fucking mug shots, or the fact that Juliette Dunn’s 4-year-old was able to tell cops which brand of beer he liked best.  

Thanks go to everyone who sent this one in.

Kids Teach Pothead “Dad” a Lesson in Tough Love!

Dad Arrested After Kids Turn Him in for Pot


Thomas Morin

Apparently, sick of their father, 44 year old Thomas Morin, being stoned and drunk all the time and according to the kids his home always “smelled funny”, his 13 year old daughter and  12 or 15 year old son (conflicting articles) called and reported him to police.

The daughter called and reported her Dad to be in possession of marijuana.  When cops arrived the kids went outside and talked to them, explaining the situation.  The daughter then says “Yeah, I’ll go get it.”  She went into the house and came back out with a 23 gram bag of weed and said “Here.  Here’s the stuff.”

Now, “Dad” evidently didn’t realize anything was going on.  He sent a text to his daughter telling her to come inside.  The police instructed her to text back asking him to come out.  Well, when he did he was met with a set of cuffs and arrested for investigation of drug possession and Child Endangerment.


There is no rant to this case only a message to these two brave teens.

No matter what you read or what you hear you absolutely did the right thing!!  Any consequences to this situation were brought on by your father’s choices!  It is supposed to be the adult’s job to be the mature one and set the example!

For the second time in days I’ve seen cases of Teens and Pre-Teens doing the right thing, the mature thing and the adults in the situations failing miserably!!

Keep your heads up and be proud of what you did!  If anybody gives you any crap about it send them to BB and tell them to ask for Cyn!!


Thanks to Deena for the tip.

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