I know life gets hectic at times and in our stressed-out minds we can tend to forget things, but how do you forget your baby?? More to the point, how the hell do you forget your infant is on top of the damn car?!? That’s exactly what 19 year old Catalina Clouser did, but of course, she was also stoned out of her gourd!!
Let’s start this at the beginning…
Police officers noticed a car erratically changing lanes, almost causing a collision. After stopping the car, they arrested 19 year old Manuel M. Pena, who admitted to smoking 3 or 4 blunts before getting behind the wheel, for aggravated DUI. He was so stoned he didn’t realize he had almost caused a crash. Not only was he stoned off his ass, he doesn’t have a driver’s license either!
While talking to the police, the addle-brained duo admitted to police they had been at a park, with the baby, getting high and were on a beer run. Either the police were feeling generous or they didn’t want any extra paperwork so they gave the pink-haired pothead up there a ride home and left her there with the baby and the car.
Apparently, the moronic twit was so distraught over her dildo’s incarceration she must have lost her buzz because she packed the baby back into the car and off they went to a friend’s house to smoke “one or two additional bowls of marijuana”—according to police.
After frying the only living cell left in her brain, she once again got into the car and headed the 12 miles home. When she got there she realized her 5 week old baby boy wasn’t IN the car, she had set him ON the car. She called her friends so they would start looking for him while she headed back.
About an hour and 45 minutes after daddy dipshit was arrested, police received a call from a passerby about a baby in a car seat in the middle of the road. This was about 2 blocks from the friend’s home.
She told police she went to the friend’s house and smoked more marijuana, then placed the baby on the roof of the car when leaving and didn’t realize he wasn’t in the car until she got home. She was arrested for child abuse and aggravated DUI. She has been released and is on restrictions, one of which prohibits her from seeing the baby who is in CPS custody.
Luckily, the baby was securely strapped into his car seat. There were so many things that could have happened to this child due to the stupidity of the choices made that night by both the irresponsible, imbecilic, burned-out breeders and the police! His guardian angel must have been working overtime, the seat was scarred up and had landed on its side, but the baby wasn’t injured.
Now to address burnout brigade that will undoubtedly show up and scream “don’t blame the Jane”, “pot is harmless”, or whatever other idiotic phrases you want to come up with, I’ve got one thing to say to you… Piss the fuck off!!
This case is proof of how harmful marijuana CAN be!! This wasn’t one parent endangering the life of a child, it was both, and both were fucked up beyond all reason!!! That baby was at risk due to their want or need for their next high! These 2 were probably irresponsible dumb shits to start with, but the marijuana was a factor in this case like it or not!!