Most people know that DD stands for Designated Driver. Unless, of course, we are referring to this case involving David Michael Stoltenberg, 27. Because he is a fucking moron, he has earned the designation DD for Dumbass Dad. Coming from Utah, DD apparently did the most logical things after rear-ending a car with his children with him… he called the cops, checked to see if his two babies were ok, and did the right thing…..right?!?! Um, nope! DD ran from the scene, leaving behind his children, who were injured as a result of the crash. The police had to coax him back to the scene of the crash to make sure the children involved, a 2 year-old and 9 year-old, were ok.
Here on BB, we have the BAC Board of “winners” who have done really dumb shit while drunk with their kids in the car. DD here actually beats out Elizabeth Marie Durbin who had a BAC of .297% and earning the spot of #4 on the list after being apprehended because his BAC was a .302%, I am actually surprised this fucker could run being that wasted. Apparently this DD has a history of driving while wasted as he had a DUI back in 2006. He was also driving on a suspended license.
The up side to the story is that there were no dead babies. The children were taken to the local hospital and were treated for minor injuries and are currently in the custody of their aunt and grandmother. DD is facing multiple charges stemming from the crash, including a DUI, child endangerment and hit and run.
Thanks for the tip and the write up go to Rochell.