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Drunk Breeder found on center console with no shoes

Christian Damon Derek Stoner

Charges: Father Drove Around 2 Kids While Drunk:

St. Paul Boy Knocks on Door, Reports Dad’s DWI:

Police in St. Paul, Minnesota say they found 40-year-old Christian Damon Derek Stoner passed out drunk in his car while he was on the center console and not wearing shoes. Police were alerted to Stoner’s condition because his 5-year-old son knocked on a neighbor’s door saying that his father refused to bring him home.

According to the boy Stoner picked up him and his 1-year-old sister from daycare then proceeded to drive around town pulling over at random intervals. When Stoner was found by police the keys were in the ignition in the on position. There was also an empty liquor bottle in the car according to police.

After falling out of the car Stoner blew a mighty .289 blood alcohol. Not only is that way over three times the legal limit it lands him on the #5 spot of the BB BAC Board.

How sad is it when a 5-year-old has more brains and common sense than an allegedly grown-ass man?

Thanks to Patty for the tip.

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