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Drunk Breeder found on center console with no shoes

Christian Damon Derek Stoner

Charges: Father Drove Around 2 Kids While Drunk:

St. Paul Boy Knocks on Door, Reports Dad’s DWI:

Police in St. Paul, Minnesota say they found 40-year-old Christian Damon Derek Stoner passed out drunk in his car while he was on the center console and not wearing shoes. Police were alerted to Stoner’s condition because his 5-year-old son knocked on a neighbor’s door saying that his father refused to bring him home.

According to the boy Stoner picked up him and his 1-year-old sister from daycare then proceeded to drive around town pulling over at random intervals. When Stoner was found by police the keys were in the ignition in the on position. There was also an empty liquor bottle in the car according to police.

After falling out of the car Stoner blew a mighty .289 blood alcohol. Not only is that way over three times the legal limit it lands him on the #5 spot of the BB BAC Board.

How sad is it when a 5-year-old has more brains and common sense than an allegedly grown-ass man?

Thanks to Patty for the tip.

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who’s the Most Cowardly Moron of All…

“Mom” Leaves 4 yr old at DUI Crash, Infant and Baby Home Alone

“Mom” Flees Scene Leaving Daughter


Drunken, Moronic Breeder Lisette Gonzales Avakian


That would be 35 year old Lisette Gonzales Avakian.  Not to mention she’s a selfish twit to boot!!  Of course this is all “allegedly”.

This 35 year old single “mother”  decided to get her drink on…  Of course if she had been responsible before she got drunk and got a sitter she wouldn’t be gracing our pages!!

It seems she was out for a joy ride at 2am and drunk as hell, “allegedly”.  Of course, she needed a companion on her midnight drive so who better to keep your drunk ass company than your 4 year old baby girl?!?  The wet brained bitch hit two parked cars and flipped her car.

Now, as bad as that is, her selfish stupidity doesn’t stop there!!  She then proceeded to exit the vehicle and run away…  That’s right she ran, LEAVING her 4 year old, who was thankfully strapped in her car seat, hanging upside down in the crashed car!!

Police were called by people that lived in the neighborhood that heard the crash.  These people ran to the car and found the 4 year old hanging in her car seat.  They released the baby from her seat and authorities found her sitting in the car.  She told them her mother had run away…  What a wonderful memory for a child to have!!

But wait there’s more still!! 

Some of the neighbors told police they heard her say “Where’s my baby?” as she ran away.  At the crash site there was an infant car seat.  This led police to think there was an infant involved in the crash that had been ejected.  And they started searching for the infant.

When they found the cowardly c***, hiding behind some bushes a block away, she refused to cooperate or even tell them if there was another child in the car!!  Wait, if  she was drunk enough to run away from the car because she was searching for her infant wouldn’t she want help finding that baby?!?  I think she’s full of shit!!  If your frantically looking for your baby why the fuck would you be hiding in the bushes?!?

When they took her and the 4 year old to the hospital, a nurse remembered the little girl from a previous visit and told authorities she also had a 3 month old baby.  They finally found her address when searching the vehicle and went to her apartment.  They then found a 1 year and 3 month old in the home alone.  The 3 month old was in a bassinet and the 1 year old was walking freely around the house!!

Luckily, none of the baby’s injuries were serious and the 1 year and 3 month olds were ok.  They were all taken into protective custody and later released to their father.

The complete waste of estrogen was treated and released from the hospital, and then booked for suspicion of drunk driving and child endangerment.  She’s being held on $100,000 bond.  Child services is investigating before more charges are filed.


Thanks go to Deena for the tip!

Hey kids, want to get some Natty Ice and drive?

This is your brain on Natty Ice.

Mother accused of DUI with 3 kids in tow:

In Marietta, Georgia police there arrested Elizabeth Marie Durbin for allegedly drunk driving while she had her three kids in the car. The kids are two 5-year-old twin boys and a 3-year-old boy.

After she was arrested Durbin allegedly kicked out a police car. When contacted by the local paper she allegedly said “This is not a public story, so there is no reason that my name should be in the newspaper.” It’s more than just in the local paper now, But there was a reason it should have been in the paper.

For one an empty 24oz. can of Natural Ice Beer was found in the car. If you’re not familiar with Natty Ice it is not consumed for its taste. It seems to have a reputation of the beer that will fuck your shit up for the least amount of money. When I was in my formative drinking years we used to call them “welfare beers”. Not that we weren’t above drinking them, but I digress.

What really got her in the paper, and now this blog, is that police say she blew a robust .297 BAC. That’s closer to 4 times the legal limit than it is to 3. It also put her at impressive 4th place on the Bad Breeders BAC Board.

Members of her family are saying that she’s innocent because the beer can was actually in the trunk and not the passenger seat floor. I guess they also think that the Drunk Fairy caused her to fail the Breathalyzer too. They also say that she was having personal problems. You mean like a drinking problem?

Now we wait to see if any of her family will show up here. Who wants to take bets?

Thanks to Amanda for the tip.

Queen City Breeder caught driving high with kids in the car

Timothy Leon Johnson (Wait, what?)

Stoned man driving with 3 children in car, police say:

I got two things to get out of the way first. Trench’s current hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina is the Queen City, not Cincinnati. I’ve never heard of a Queen Cincinnati. Secondly that is in fact the dude’s mugshot and not his driver’s license picture.

Anyway the dude in question is 33-year-old Timothy Leon Johnson. He was stopped in Charlotte for not only being allegedly high as fuck but for also having weed in the car. Also in the car were a 6-year-old boy, a 6-year-old girl, and a 14-year-old boy. Now the article doesn’t say Johnson’s relation to the children but since he was charged with child abuse I’m going to assume they’re either his, his girlfriend’s who was in the car with him, or some combination of both.

Johnson was stopped at 6:47 pm. To me that sounds like a real winner who was smoking dope all day then had to pick the kids up. Do you know what kind of people drive while they’re high or drunk? Addicts, that’s who.

Try to tell me that weed isn’t dangerous.

Thanks to Holly for the tip.

She only drinks on days that end in Y

Mother arrested twice in two days on DWI and child abuse charges 

Police: Mother Arrested Twice For DWI In 2 Days 

This five foot two, pock marked jewel is 30 year old Erika M. Beltran of New Mexico. On Saturday August 27th she had a few too many and decided to take her two kids for a drive. She eventually would end up rear ending someone during minor car accident. Shocking I know. One would think that being drunk would make her more aware of her surroundings.

Erika had no insurance and no license but that didn’t stop her from being pickled behind the wheel with her children. She failed a sobriety test at the scene of the accident and refused any blood/breath tests. She was charged with aggravated child abuse, DWI and was issued tickets. Her car was towed from the scene as well and impounded. Her children were handed to relatives to be cared for.

The following Monday she drove to the impound lot…with her children in the car and was once again intoxicated. As she attempted to retrieve her car the police arrested her. Erika was arrested for a second DWI in two days.

This time Erika was charged with Intentional child abuse and DWI . Her children were removed from her care and placed with the state. THANK GOD for that small blessing.

She is currently sitting in jail with an $11,000 bond.   

Thanks Amanda for the tip!

***Special thank to itsmesg for the awesome write up***

Delfina Gaitan thought she was a four…on the drunk scale

Delfina Gaitan

PCSO: Mom drove drunk while child slept in back seat:

In Pinal County, Arizona 35-year-old Delfina Gaitan was charged with DUI while her 9-year-old daughter was asleep in the back seat unrestrained.

While being questioned by police Gaitan allegedly claimed that she only had five beers and claimed that on a drunkenness scale of 1 to 10 that she was at about a four. No word on if those 5 beers were 40oz. bottles of malt liquor because Gaitan was said to have blown an impressive .235 BAC. That’s pretty close to 3 times the legal limit.

So on BB she’s not a four however she does come in at #5 on the BB BAC Board. Considering the leader had a .392 being ranked at #5 is still pretty bad.

Thanks to E. for the tip.

“Mom’s” Choices Cost Christian His Life

Mom Charged w/ Negligent Homicide of Toddler

Mom Charged in Son’s Airbag Death


I know it doesn't actually say not to place a 2 yr old on a lap in the front seat but come on!! Could it be anymore idiot proof!?


On March 22nd, 35 year old Brandi Cox Roberts was driving down a dark highway when she hit a deer.  The damage to her van was minimal.  The damage her choices caused were horrific and totally preventable!

There were 3 children in the car with her at the time of the accident.  A 10 year old, a 13 year old and 2 year old Christian Roberts.

No one in the vehicle had a seat belt on nor was the toddler restrained in a car seat.  Christian was actually sitting in the 13 year olds lap in the front seat at the time of the collision.

The 10 year old had minor injuries and was treated and released.  The 13 year old had a broken wrist.  2 year old Christian was killed by the airbag.  Of course the moronic “mommy” was fine and had no injuries.

Sanpete County Attorney Brody Keisel said, “If [Christian] had been properly placed and secured in the car, he would be alive, no question.”

Police didn’t believe she was impaired but drew blood “as a matter of course”.  She tested positive for drugs!

She’s facing charges of Negligent Homicide, Reckless Endangerment (both Class A Misdemeanors), driving with a measurable controlled substance in the body (a Class B Misdemeanor), failure to use a child restraint device (an infraction), and Possession or use of a controlled substance (a 3rd Degree Felony).  How fucking sad is it that the more serious of the charges is the drug charge!?  Is it not worse to be negligent and endanger your child causing his death?!?


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It would have taken all of 10 minutes tops to place this baby in a car seat!!  This is so tragic because it was so fucking stupid!!  There is no reason for this child to not be on this earth living a life!  No reason he’ll never experience his first day at school, a first love, graduation, marriage, and kids of his own!!  NONE!!!

Once again we see a selfish, drug enhanced, moronic bio-bitch that doesn’t think twice about the safety and care of her child!!  I hope the fact that she caused the death of this baby haunts her for the rest of her life!  I hope it weighs on her until she can’t take another breath!!

Rant Over


R.I.P Christian


Georgia Breeder blows a .392 BAC

Clayton mom blows .392%, charged with DUI:

Mom Accused Of Drunken Driving With Kids In Car:

A little bit more than a year ago I posted two stories where two different Breeders blew a .39% blood alcohol content. That’s just a hair below 5 times the legal limit. When I made the first post I said that I doubt we would ever see the day where those records would be broken. I was wrong. Today is that day.

In Clayton County, Georgia 28-year-old Cierra Baughcum allegedly blew a .392% and the story is one for the ages.

She was allegedly driving around this plastered with her 4 and 6-year-old children in the car unrestrained. Police and witnesses say that she plowed through a chain link fence into a picnic area in a mobile home park destroying two tables. She then drove out on to the highway going in the wrong direction before quickly pulling back into the trailer park where she crashed into the stairs of the park’s office stairs. Ta-da.

Did I forget to mention that this all took place around 4pm? So not only could she have killed her own kids but only by the grace of God did she not kill anybody else’s kids. So to be that drunk by 4pm how much do you have to drink and what time of the morning do you start?

Anyway for her massively reckless and idiotic feat Baughcum now sits atop the BB BAC Board.


Mark Endicot Jackson Jr. was High on Pills

5-year-old Girl grabs the wheel after Dad passes out

Jacksonville girl, 5, takes wheel in DUI case 

40-year-old Mark Endicot Jackson Jr. of Jacksonville, Flori-duh was found unresponsive staring at the ceiling of his 2010 Camaro. His car had jumped a curb, ran over landscaping and had crashed into a parking sign before it came to a stop.

Jackson had passed out while driving with his 5-year-old daughter. He says he had taken Xanax and oxycodone earlier in the day. When he passed out, the young girl grabbed the wheel and steered the car to safety before careening across the highway.

A family member came to take custody of the girl. Her nose and upper lip were bleeding when police arrived.

Jackson was charged with DUI, DUI causing damage, careless driving and driving without he or his daughter wearing a seatbelt.

He was being held in lieu of $3,000 bail. 

Thanks go to KC Shaw for the tip!

Cynthia Palmer's Excuse for Abuse–Bath Salts

Children Found on the Road

Police Think “Mom” Struck Toddler

Woman Struck Toddler with Stool Before Leaving Him on Highway


Garbage Can Junkie

Now, we always hear about meth and the hell it brings on the kids of the parents using it.  Not that it helps much, but at least meth is illegal.

It seems on February 28th, in Calvert City, Kentucky, my old stomping grounds, there was a 911 call made reporting two small children along the side of the interstate.  Police went to investigate the reports.  At about 10:30pm an officer came across 2 year old Jeremiah Austin Palmer lying in the passing lane with a serious head injury, he had a laceration to the back of his head.  About 50 yards away on the other side of the median they found 29 year old Cynthia Palmer and her 5 year old son Caleb.

When the officer talked to the whacked-out freak she informed him that she had snorted bath salts and had begun hallucinating while driving with her kids.  She then pulled over and picked them both up and was packing them across the road when she dropped the 2 year old and that was how he hit his head.  Of course there was no explanation as to why she walked off and left him lying in the passing lane on a dark frigging interstate!

The toddler was airlifted to Kosair’s in Louisville where he had to have surgery because part of his brain was exposed, Caleb was taken by CPS, and the drugged out bio-mom is charged with wanton endangerment, first-degree assault, public intoxication, aggravated driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs and possession of drug paraphernalia.  No charge on possession of the drug itself because bath salts are legal!!

Out of curiosity I googled bath salts.  Evidently, it’s the latest craze on the drug scene.  It’s comparable to meth, only legal.  It’s known to cause hallucinations, paranoia, rapid heart rates and suicidal thoughts.  Just what we need, a legal way for people to act more moronic and scream the bath salts made me do it!!

If choosing to get high and drive with her babies wasn’t bad enough the police no longer believe she dropped little Austin.  The doctor told officers that the depth of Austin’s skull fractures indicated he had been hit on the head with a blunt object.  “She said this is not at all consistent with a child being dropped,” Officer Green testified.

The officers talked to Caleb about what happened and according to him the birth-vessel thought there was a bomb in the car and that’s why she pulled over.  He said he tried to tell her it wasn’t real…  How sad is it that the responsible, clear-thinking individual in this situation is 5 years old??  He’s raising his “mother”!!  Sadly, it looks like he’s used to this kind of shit from her!

Caleb also said that his mother thought Austin was a “demon” or “evil spirit” and that’s why she hit him.  He told officers that his mother hit his brother with a box-like object, like a chair that folds into a box.  Officers found 2 folding stools in the car.

Caleb also indicated Austin tried to follow his mother and brother away from the car, but collapsed in the passing lane.  Caleb tried to get him to stand up, Green said.  Austin couldn’t get up!  This druggie bitch continued walking a distance of 50 yards before sitting down on the other side of the interstate’s westbound lanes.

Austin is now out of the hospital and in foster care.  He’s walking and talking.  He has to have at least 1 more surgery.  Doctors say they may not know the extent of his neurological impairment for years.

Both boys are in foster care in Tennessee.


Rant On:

It never ceases to amaze me how some idiot can look at something and think “hrm… I wonder what would happen if I snorted/injected/ate that??”  I’m the first to admit I’m naïve when it comes to drugs and I don’t know anything about all the new crap out there.  When I first heard this story my thoughts were “Are you kidding me??  Bath Salts?!?”

This selfish, uncaring c*** wasn’t thinking of anything but her next high!!  I hope her rights to these boys are severed so she will never get the chance to harm them again!!  Drugged or not she seemed to come to herself rather quickly when the officers found her.  She said nothing of the car bomb or hitting a “demon”.  Seems she was to herself enough to know that if she said those things there would be problems!  Instead she had sense enough to come up with “I dropped him.”  Not that it did her any good!!

What saddens me is Caleb’s reaction!  He automatically went into caretaker mode…  First he was trying to talk sense into this half-witted addict and then tried to help his brother get up.  This little boy has grown up way to fast thanks to the piece of shit he was born to!!!  He had to be scared out of his mind as he watched that twit hit his brother with a stool because he was a “demon” or “evil spirit”!

Thankfully, Austin survived this trauma and hopefully will recover fully in spite of the bitch that birthed him!  I’ve read this family has had previous contact with Tennessee CPS.  It didn’t say what for though.  And where are the father/fathers of these boys??

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