Here we have another story out of the great state of Florida. 24-year-old Nicholas Roberts and his main squeeze, 20-year-old Justina Sullivan put the DUH in Flori-duh.
Sunday morning someone called 911 to report Justina, who appeared to be falling asleep, driving down a county road. When deputies located the black Impala at a KOA campground, most of the windows were rolled up and the Dumbass Duo was passed out inside the car. Sullivan, who was still in the driver’s seat, had to be shaken awake and kept falling asleep while officers were talking to her – I guess she was a little high, eh? They were not alone in the car….. Nope. That’s not how they ended up featured on BB. The couple’s 1-month-old baby was in the car.
Apparently the couple was living in the car, as they were evicted from their home on Saturday. Not only were they living in the car, but they were partying in it also. Besides the severely dehydrated infant, police recovered 75 oxycodone pills and a marijuana pipe.
Roberts and Sullivan were both arrested and charged with child abuse and possession of a controlled substance. The child was hospitalized for dehydration. I can’t find any info on where the child will end up upon release from the hospital. Let’s hope somewhere FAR away from these two – but we know the story. A stable home, parenting classes, Narcotics Anonymous… Blah, blah, blah. This is just another fine example of why stupid people shouldn’t breed.
I wonder if that scar on homeboy’s head is where his brain was removed. Hmmmmmmm.
Thanks go to me for bring you this “happy” story that doesn’t involve a raped or murdered child. Thanks also go to your friendly angelic being for asking me if I can post a story without cussing. Look Angel!! I did it! Where the fuck is my sucker???