Bad Breeders

Parenting so bad, it's criminal

Tag: guns

AZ woman trades daughter for gun

Woman Accused of Trading Daughter for Gun:

That is 33-year-old Tanya Nareau of Mesa, Arizona. She’s been arrested for allegedly trading her 2-year-old daughter for a gun.

Police received a tip and found the girl at a friend’s house who confirmed that the girl as traded for a gun. Nareau allegedly said that the friend could take better care of the girl and Nareau could not legally buy a gun because she’s banned by law.

I’m guessing that she didn’t need the gun for law abiding purposes and I am assuming that the reason she was banned from owning a gun was from a previous run in with the law.

Since she’s being held in Maricopa County Jail I am sure she is not having a fun time.

Thanks to Stephanie for the link.

Mommy Lied, Daddy Cried, Drive By Shooting Done Inside

Article1, Article2, Article3, Article4

We may as well say that both parents are losers and liars, and they have both cried at some point during this clustermuck. I would be willing to bet that neither has cried as much as their three year old did when he was shot. Just guessing on that one, though.

William Thalley, 29, and his wife, Nicole Fernandez, 25, have been arrested on child abuse charges, and it hasn’t been reported yet, but I would imagine also for filing a false police report (for lying to the cops). Now if they could just be charged with terminal stupidity as well, we could call it a day.

Thalley told the cops that his three year old had been shot in a drive by shooting, and the little woman backed up his silly story. The child was at the hospital where they had taken him after he was injured at the family home. I guess they thought that taking the child to the hospital BEFORE notifying authorities would keep them from doing a thorough investigation at the residence, and their story might be believed. While no details were given, my guess is that the first clue that the parents were lying was probably the lack of a bullet hole in wall or window.

The 3-year old boy, whose name has not been released, was in serious condition just after the incident but has since been released into the custody of Colorado CPS. The parents have been barred from all contact with the child (good call, Judge!), and both still remain in jail. Thalley has a bond set at $275,000.00, and Fernandez’ bond is $150,000.00.

The police determined that the child was shot inside the residence, and that the bullet came from a gun that was also inside the residence, and being held at the time by the sperm donor. Thalley has tried to blame an unidentified Hispanic man for the crime. Nothing says brotherhood like trying to blame one of your own ethnic group, huh?

Thalley has a prior conviction for domestic abuse, and hopefully this incident will get him the lengthy sentence that he so richly deserves. He cried crocodile tears for the judge, but apparently the judge doesn’t care for reptiles, because the waterworks didn’t sway him (her?).

I know this is off topic, and irrelevant, but I had to bring it up because it intrigues me. One of the couple’s neighbors said that the child has blond hair. I looked at the pictures of the parents. While I completely understand genetics, and know that two brown eyed people can create a blue eyed child if each has a recessive blue-eye gene, and the child gets it from both parents; I find it hard to believe that BOTH of these individuals have a gene for blond hair. Which makes me wonder if the child even belongs to Thalley, or if he is the step-penis. Just a little something to make you go “Hmmmmmmm…..”

In other news, the only remaining member of the family, a dog, was confiscated from the home on Monday. I wonder if he had any bullet holes in him, or if the boy was the only interesting target for the abusive idiot.

Thanks for this tip go to jakes_daddy.

A Wasted Life


A five year old boy is dead, and his one year old brother is in critical condition on the hospital, because the female human impersonator who gave birth to them got hold of a gun. La’ Tonya Dixon, 26, called 911 to report that she had killed both of her children.

When police got to her residence, she was waving a gun and telling the responding officers shoot her. It’s at times like that, that I wish more cops had my attitude. It wouldn’t do for me to be a cop – because I would have acceded to her demands. She was standing on a second floor balcony, and refused to drop her gun when she was ordered to the first few times. Again…..WHY didn’t they shoot her? They had just cause. Dixon also acted as if she were going to jump from the balcony at one point. What? No cheering and foot stomping from the cops? Too bad…

While she was putting on her one-woman gun show, she also yelled “I’ve wasted my life!” Noooo…..the only wasted life in this scenario is your boy’s, La’Tonya. You ARE wasting my oxygen, though, and I hope that ends soon. I’d be willing to part with a little of my electricity in order to keep you from continuing to use my oxygen….

When she finally decided to drop her gun, she was tackled by police. By several, I hope.

Her five year old was pronounced dead at the scene, and the one year old, who had multiple gunshot wounds, remains in critical condition.

Bad Breeders © 2017 Frontier Theme